Transformers: G2 Prime

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Ongoing series based on a continuity-displaced G2 Optimus Prime in the G1 Universe. Finding himself in the midst of the great war in it's, relative, infancy once again. Will G2 Prime use this opportunity to find redemption for the war in his own universe, or will he find something far more sinister?

EPISODE 1: Pilot

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*CHOOOOOOOM!!!!*

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G2 Prime: Uuurgh, I've got to stop mixing energon & eccies

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CJ: Looks like someone's mashed up attempt at ruining someone elses childhood
Kup: It's a G2 Prime Cliffjumper, a smaller type of Prime.
G2 Prime: ......

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G2 Prime: Stay away from me!!! Who's there?!? Where am I?
Warpath: This Prime has lost his marbles! CLACK!

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Kup: Calm down Prime, it's us.
G2 Prime: Kup?... Warpath? Cliffjumper? But you're all dead, how can this be? Waiiit a minute.
[A minute passes]
G2 Prime: AUTOBOTS I am not the Optimus Prime you know.

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G2 Prime: I am from... THE FUTURE
Kup: Fan-friggin-tastic
CJ: Hmph. Sure you are.

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G2 Prime: Kup! You look... taller than I remember
Kup: I think its you who has shrunk some

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G2 Prime: Warpath, good to see you again
Warpath: GONG!

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G2 Prime: Cliffjumper. Err... Nevermind

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G2 Prime: Hmm, I may be in the past but things are... different

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G2 Prime: Like that! What the hell are you holding Cliffjumper? It looks like you're waving around a child curled up in the foetal position.

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Blesser: My name is Blesser sir! I am Cliffjumper's targetmaster partner! I like to save lives!
G2 Prime: Oh you're one of those things! Forgive me I havent seen one of your kind for many gigacycles. I'm err, sure you two make a... cute couple.

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G2 Prime: So Kup, whats the situation?
Kup: We just had a really big battle with the Decepticons. It was crazy stuff. Warpath, CJ and I managed to get out of there before the stuff got real. I'm getting too old for this stuff.
G2 Prime: What about the rest of the Autobots?
Kup: I don't know we lost all communications after the 'incident'. I suspect Soundwave is involved. We had been tracking him for decacycles until we found you. Smoked more than a few Decepticons while we were at it.

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G2 Prime: So just you three huh? Well it sounds like you are in sore need a bit of leadership
Kup: Not really

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*Cue overly dramatic music*
G2 Prime: I will lead us to find Soundwave and restore communications to the rest of the Autobots. Then I will rally our forces and gain new allies through a series of unprobably random encounters so that we can defeat Megatron and the Decepticons ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!
Warpath: BARF!
Kup: Shut up kid

[loophole]

i like :D

[1AZRAEL1]

Heh cool story, I will have to keep my eye on this one.

[Hursticon]

LOL, I'm curious also to see where this goes - I have a feeling that Kup will be the maker of his own demise though. :p:D

[Lint]

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*March, march, march, march*

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G2 PRIME: Hey Warpath you're a military enthusiast kind of bot. Why don't you sing us a bit of a marching tune while we trek across this wasteland?
WARPATH: ZOW! I am on it like a...
KUP: Blaster stuck in replay
CJ: Replay

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WARPATH: BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! I want you in my room, lets spend the night together. From now until...

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G2 PRIME: Y'know I was thinking of something more traditional, Warpath
KUP: If yer wan't tradition you're looking at him kid
G2 PRIME: Traditional + 1. Hey where's Cliffjumper?
KUP: Oh he went off to have his own adventures
G2 PRIME: What?!? You can't just dissapear randomly whenever you please. What kind of show are you running here?
KUP: It's just the way it is Prime. Don't you worry he'll be back. Perhaps coloured differently and probably mute.

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G2 PRIME: Hmmm, you're right old friend.
KUP: Oh here we go
G2 PRIME: I remember now that these were indeed the ways of old. However, being from the future, I can tell you much has changed since those innocent times of long ago.
KUP: Oh for serious, I wouldn't have guessed
G2 PRIME: Experience has taught me that we can ill afford to have members of our team flake on us at random intervals. It will get us all killed.
KUP: Experience has taught me that if we stand around all day talking we're more likely to get killed

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G2 PRIME: I myself have changed much since those times. I have become more determined to end this war and learnt to be more efficient about it. You may have noticed that I have even given up firearms and taken up the way of the blade.
WARPATH: Heresy!!!

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G2 PRIME: No Warpath, Wisdom. Aeons of battle have honed my combat skills. I have even been given the title "Laser". I will teach the Autobots of this era the way of the "Laser" and hence how to fight properly.
KUP: Primus, how many cygars am I going to waste on this monologue

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G2 PRIME: Oh comon Warpath is not THAT astonishing you can put your arms down.
WARPATH: Errr Prime...

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SONAR: Stand and deliver!
G2 PRIME: What?!?

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G2 PRIME: Your kind is NOT WELCOME HERE!
SONAR: Hey what the?!?

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G2 PRIME: The only thing I will deliver you Decepticon...
SONAR: Hey let me go. We havent even shot volleys at each other at close range yet!

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G2 PRIME: ... is a quick and merciless death you mass murderer!

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G2 PRIME: RAAAARGHH!!!

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WARPATH: Damn Optimus...

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G2 PRIME: Damn what? You have a freakin cannon in your chest, why didn't you just shoot him!?! We could have been all killed!
WARPATH: But Prime, it was only Sonar. BLOOP! Besides which, if we were taken prisoner it would only be a matter of time before Cliffjumper returned to find us and blew the KABLOOIE! out of him.

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G2 PRIME: Sonar? Who the heck is Sonar??? And why is he so unaesthetically pleasing?!?
WARPATH: Thats really a matter of opinion Prime. Some people reckon neon colours and stupid flames are unappealing. YAKK!
KUP: Ugh

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G2 PRIME: Perhaps Warpath. Autobots, we face an enemy far greater than I had previously imagined. It has become apparent to me that someone has tampered with the natural course of history to develop a new, even more threatening breed of enemy. The ugly Decepticon!
WARPATH: ......
G2 PRIME: I swear to hunt down and destroy every one of these abominations and together we will END THIS WAR
KUP: Slag

[1AZRAEL1]

Kups leg is bent backwards in the last few pics :p

All in all, quite a hilarious story so far.

[Lint]

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G2 Prime: Agh, I hate sand. It's getting into all my servos and grease nipples.
Kup: I think my leg is bung from all this desert trekking

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G2 Prime: Hey Warpath, how come all this cross country travel hasn't taken a toll on you?
Warpath: I've got roller skates baby! SKEET!
Kup: They're treads and you should be sinking like a Trypticon on planet Goo. Nothing has been the same since the 'incident'. Not even the darned laws of physics. Ugh.

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Warpath: I think I see a Mirage
G2 Prime: Yeah that is natural, we are in a desert afterall with no end in sight. The heat must be getting to you.
Warpath: No, I mean an actual Mirage

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*Sound of an F1 vehicle skidding to a halt on a sand dune* :confused:
Warpath: See?
Kup: Ah yeh, I sent Mirage out to scout for Soundwave not long after we realised the communications were shot. Mirage, transform and report.

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Mirage: Prime? You're back? We thought you had dissapeared for good!
Kup: No this is G2 Prime. He's from the future or something.
Mirage: Oh? Ok.
G2 Prime: Good to see you old friend. Oh look you brought back an antenna thing. Does this mean we can get Foxtel?
Kup: Don't mind him, just report.

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Mirage: It took a while and I was running short of premium energon but I managed to locate Soundwave and his band of Decepticons.
G2 Prime: In the future, the Murdoch empire sided with the Decepticons. So out of principle I havent watched Foxtel in aeons.
Mirage: However it was not at all as I expected. They looked to be in about as much disarray as we are. Not what one would expect if they were the ones purposefully jamming our communications.

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G2 Prime: However since The Murdochs haven't turned on us yet in this era I am totally allowed to watch Gossip Girl again.

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Mirage: ..... Anyway, I have successfully tracked their location. Now that we have the numbers I feel that we can teach them a short, sharp lesson in desert etiquette. If you follow me I will lead you rig//

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SHAKK!
Warpath: MIRAGE!

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Cliffjumper: J'accuse, you traitorous slag-licker!

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Kup: God-donuts Cliffjumper not again!
Cliffjumper: What? I was just about to put a big fat hole in Soundwave's head when I noticed this turncoat leaving their camp. He was obviously on his way to lead you guys into a Decepticon trap. I had to put an end to him.

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Meanwhile, high above...
G2 Prime: I'd hate to say this, but this is pretty much how I remember it going down. Except he was in the Conservatory with the spanner.

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Soundwave: Laserbeak. Report.
Dreadwing: I have located the Autobots. They appear to be in even more disarray than we are. In fact I only found them so quickly because they caused this big explosion in the dunes. They're killing one another out there.
Soundwave: My sensors indicate you have more data. Do continue.
Dreadwing: Yeh, theres also an Autobot whom I've never seen before. He's hard to describe. Looks like a shortarse version of prime with a glowstick.
Soundwave: Interesting.

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Soundwave: Ravage, Report.
Overbite: Errr, my name is Ove...
Dreadwing: Shhh! You idiot. The desert's fried his circuits, just go with it
Overbite: Err, nothing much to report Soundwave sir. Dust storms on the western front.

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Snarl: Hey whats going on guys?
Soundwave: ................ Howlback. Why have you transformed yourself into a bad repaint of Steeljaw?
Snarl: Uhh, what?
Dreadwing: If I remember rightly it was for an infiltration mission Soundwave sir!
Overbite: Y'know Dreadwing. What the heck do you propose we do when he tries to fold us up and jam us in there?

[Hursticon]

LOL - This is awesome Lint! :p:D
Keep it up mate, I hope this show is as long lasting as "Right in The Lug-Nutz!". :D:cool:

[loophole]

LOL - This is awesome Lint! :p:D
Keep it up mate, I hope this show is as long lasting as "Right in The Lug-Nutz!". :D:cool:

Im hoping for a crossover ;)

[Lint]

Thanks for the feedback all!

With agreeable licensing arrangements crossovers are indeed a possibility :D

[Lint]

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G2 Prime: Farewell Mirage, you will be remembered for your snobbery and uncanny ability to obtain voyeuristic material. Nulla è reale, tutto è lecito.

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G2 Prime:Requiescat in pace

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G2 Prime: What the
Kup: I know that smoke pattern from that wound ..... Audiosonic oscillation maser. This could only mean.....

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Kup: Soundwave :mad:
Soundwave: Laserbeak, Ravage, Howlback eject. Operation: Announce commencement of a surprise attack.
Overbite: You're right, his circuits ARE fried.

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Kup: Prime! Yer gotta buy us some time with Soundwave and the minicons. I'll drag Warpath to safety.

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G2 Prime: I'll do more than just buy us some time Kup
Kup: Yeah, you could like die or something. That'd be GRAND
Overbite: Rawr!

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G2 Prime: HYAH!
Overbite: *yelp*

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Kup: Hang on Warpath lad, I'll get you out of here. Oh crap. There's Soundwave and he's pointing his thingy at us.
Soundwave: This reminds me of the time Sixshot took down all of the Aerialbots. Many Autobots lost their heads that day. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Kup: That was unnecessary.

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G2 Prime: Hah, Kup's got Soundwave doing standup, this is the perfect opportunity to lop off his head.

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Dreadwing: SOUNDWAVE-SAMA!!!!

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G2 Prime: What the heck, get off my blade you angry bird!
Dreadwing: Urrghk! Get away from my master!

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Dreadwing: Soundwave-sama.... Do not... forget... me.

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Soundwave: Laserbeak... where is Laserbeak?
G2 Prime: It seems, in your moment of weakness, he flew into my sword.
Soundwave: Implausible. I still feel him. I....
G2 Prime: His remains are right here!

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Soundwave: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO


Don't you hate it when rebooted shows go all anime on you? Stay tuned for next week's episode where G2 Prime goes toe to toe against....

well... Soundwave. Who else?

[Hursticon]

Sweet! :D

[Lint]

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[Cue Guile's Theme. It really does go with everything]

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Soundwave: Sonic Barrage. Enact.
SHOOM! SHOOM SHOOM!
G2 Prime:[B] An opening volley of missiles eh? Nice move.

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Soundwave: Sonic Barrage. Enact
G2 Prime: Okay that's just cheap.

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Soundwave: Sonic Barrage. Enact.
G2 Prime: STOP SPAMMING MISSILES! IT'S NOT FAIR!

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Soundwave: Request granted. Sonic Beam. Enact.
CHOOOM!
G2 Prime: Uagh! Uagh Uagh Uagh

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Soundwave: Don't bring a Laser knife to a Laser gun fight.

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G2 Prime: I must not repeat the mistakes of the first round. I will use a ranged attack of my own.

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G2 Prime: Energon sword throw!!!
Soundwave: Sonic Intercept. Enact.

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G2 Prime: Slaggin Underbase. Now that's just Haxx. You communications geeks are all the same. All tech, no mettle.

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Soundwave: Sonic Roundhouse. Enact.
G2 Prime: Agh! Damned geek knows Tekkaido

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Soundwave: Sonic Sucker Punch. Enact.
G2 Prime: You'll have to do more than that to break ME Soundwave.
Soundwave: x3
G2 Prime: Okay that would do it.

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Soundwave: As per the intergalactic code of conduct for evil villainy, I now grant you the right to say your last words thereby producing an opportunity for your comrades to mount an impeccable rescue or yourself to think up an improbable last ditch escape plan.
G2 Prime: So glad Megatron signed the Cybertronians up to that convention.
Soundwave: The code of conduct only offers a single cycle for you to offer your last words unless the captor (me) has elected to gloat upon the captive (you) the extent of my villainous plans then you will have half a cycle upon the termination of the principal monologue. I must inform you that you reserve the right to appeal for an extension of this period should there by a valid query regarding any of details described in the aforementioned villainous plan that can be regarded as "not stalling for time" as prescribed in another villainy standard "Classfication of queries towards villainous plans by protagonists". I should also inform you that of last stellar cycle this standard was made redundant by the Intergalactic Code of Practice for fair and equal epic battles between good and evil and now all queries made within an execution event are regarded as "stalling for time". Thus since I have not elected to do say a monologue with the specific intent of minimising the window of opportunity for your escape and you actualy hold no rights to extend your stay of execution you have 12 seconds before I run you through with your own energon weapon.
G2 Prime: Very well, I have my word Soundwave.
Soundwave: Speak, Autobot

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G2 Prime: Trans-form
Soundwave: Evasive maneuvers. Enact. Failed - Report - Hand pinched by transforming parts. Gross. Warning, centre of gravity of critical mass shifting overhead...

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G2 Prime: Your game is up Soundwave. Tell us where the rest of the ugly Decepticons are!

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Kup: It's no good Prime. Communications are still jammed. I can't contact any of the other Autobots. Soundwave was not the source of the jamming signal.
Cliffjumper: Wait then who's in charge of the Decepticons?
Soundwave: You believe I am now the leader of the Decepticons? I regret to inform you that since the 'Incident' both Autobot and Decepticon have fallen under the influence of one whose loyalty and devotion to Lord Megatron is admittedly greater than my own.
Kup: I know who you're talkin about, but thats far too illogical to believe.
Soundwave: Furthermore, this individual now possesses your Autobot Matrix of Leadership.
G2 Prime: What?!?
Kup: Oh slag...


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G2 Prime: The Matrix. It has been so long. I had forgotten that it still exists in this era. AUTOBOTS. We have a new objective! We must find the new lord of the Decepticons and reclaim the Matrix of Leadership. Without the matrix, Cybertronians will be condemned to a future of neon colours and ever increasing gimmicktry in order to stay relevant. Believe me, you do not want to go there.
Kup: I intend to die before I get there.
G2 Prime: But I wonder. Who has the matrix? Starscream? No... Shockwave? Perhaps...


[B]Meanwhile, somewhere else in the desert




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"Let this mark the end of the Cybertronian wars as we march forward to a new age of peace and happyness!// ALL HAIL MEGATRON!"

[Hursticon]

Holy crap man, you really did well with the 'Fighter' aesthetic composition and the latest plot development is nothing short of... Glorious! :D:cool:

[klystron]

Like the sub-standard cartoons & comics of the 80's, is the purpose of the this photo-comic to sell toys?

Cause it really makes me want buy a G2 Prime.

:D:D

[KillinSpoon]

Mis-transformed g2 prime fight scene GO!
Haha, just kidding lint. I liked the latest one :p very well done.

[Lint]

Like the sub-standard cartoons & comics of the 80's, is the purpose of the this photo-comic to sell toys?

Cause it really makes me want buy a G2 Prime.

:D:D

One of the sub-directives was to attempt to make this critically panned toy shine :D


Mis-transformed g2 prime fight scene GO!
Haha, just kidding lint. I liked the latest one :p very well done.

I've never read the instructions on this guy, I'm probably doing the legs wrong, what else did I do wrong? :p


Holy crap man, you really did well with the 'Fighter' aesthetic composition and the latest plot development is nothing short of... Glorious! :D:cool:

Thanks for the feedback hursty! :) I'll try to get back to more plot and less gratuitous action.

Unfortunately I'm moving inter-state in about a weeks time and will not be taking my collection with me. This means there will be a pretty lengthy hiatus until such time that G2 Prime & Friends are able to relocate and be with me. :(




-----///////// We now interrupt this post for an emergency transmission

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G2 Prime: Dear viewers, do not listen to that rot about him moving to Melbourne. The reason why there has not been an episodes lately is because we transformers have elected to take industrial action!

Did you know that even though our popularity is skyrocketing we are still treated like second hand toys?

Nut Convoy: Well actually err I am a...

G2 Prime: Shut up. We are still subjected to horrible storage conditions where we are boxed up with dozens of other toys, in confined spaces, without even a scrap of bubble wrap to keep us apart! The lucky ones get to rub up against some non abrasive cardboard while the rest of us quietly fuse together with our neighbours and lose our paint apps and chrome to the horrors of friction.

Those of us on display do not fare any better. We are rarely de-dusted and jostle for display space with used tissues, batteries which contain ACID and on some noisy nights: random womens underwear. Talk about gross!

Lets cross over to some testimonials

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RTS Bumblebee:Hi my name is Bumblebee. You might better know me as Cliffjumper on the hit series Transformers: G2 Prime. My crappy owner was too tight to shell out the dosh for a real cliffjumper so he tore me out of my packaging, painted me badly in red and told me to show my face on the interwebs. He couldn't even get me a proper third party accessory bazooka so now I walk around like an idiot carrying reticulation fittings stuck together with putty. It's really embarassing.

Whatmore because the quality of my paint job is so bad I have to share display space with warmongering Lego. I never get any dignity!

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RTS Bumblebee:However spare a thought for poor Blesser. He's not a real transformer so he gets treated like dirt. I think he's only had one line of dialogue so far in the entire series back in episode one. He's getting treated worse than the bloody minicons!

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G2 Prime: So you can see fans, we are really suffering here. Support us by giving the producer of this show an earful about how badly he treats his stars. Just because we're all made by Hasbro, doesn't mean we are worth any less than those fancy pants Takara versions. Proper storage and display is the right of all Transformers!

[KillinSpoon]

In a few frames the legs are wrong, only to be fixed in the next one haha. :P
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a319/Lintson/TF/TF%20G2%20Prime/E05S12.jpg
See how the wheels on his legs are out? You rotate it around and push it into the groove on his leg.

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Here you've put three of them in but left out the fourth!

Also, I love how you got Lugnut to hold up Soundwave. Brilliant! Wait... what? You're not taking your collection with you? :O
It's good to see that you found somewhere to move into, can't wait for you to join the Melbourne gang once more! >:D

[Hursticon]

LOL, I love this recent addition man - Equality for all bots is something we should really strive for. ;):D
(Gratuitous Action always has a place! :cool:)

All the best with the move dude, lookin' forward to the continuation of this Season's Transformers: G2 Prime! :D:cool:

[klystron]

Arrrrrgh! We're losing Lint to... of all places... Victoria?
Noooooooooo. :(
(no offence - I did actually reside there a while myself)


Oh, BTW, I can look after your G2 Prime until you send for him.
Tell him he'll get better conditions, more shelf space and regular dustings with a soft anti-static brush. All my figures are part of the TFU (Transformer Figure Union) so I'm contractually obliged to meet all their specified and specific conditions of storage, display and play, otherwise they can take legal action against me.
It'll be like a vacation for him!
:D:D

[Lint]

This episode was filmed prior to the Transformers strike of Lint's Bedroom. It has now been digitally mastered and released for public viewing. :)

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Kup: Ah Slaggit, this is just too hard. Where's that Hot Rod punk when you need him?

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Kup: Okay Warpath lad, I'm going to go find a timing belt in this forsaken desert. Don't move from this spot. I'm serious. If I come back here and find you gone I will hunt you down and use your laser core as scraplet feed!


DOO-DOO-DOOO DO DOOOO DO! [Transition]


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Nut Convoy: Autocons HALT!
Sledge: Looks like some poor fella got in a tangle with Soundwave
Windcharger: Look Whirl its Warpath!
Whirl: I see him. He's messed up pretty bad.
Terradive: That whelp won't survive the night
Nut Convoy: I, Nut Convoy will revive this fellow cybertronian for the glory of Megatron!
Windcharger: Why are we following this guy again?
Nut Convoy: Because I bear the Matrix of Leadership
Windcharger: So? So did that punk Hot Rod
Nut Convoy: And I can kill you with a punch
Windcharger: Touche

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Nut Convoy: Meggsy Ma... Meggsy Ma... Meggsy Ma, shakti de! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J5MMagIWsE)

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Nut Convoy: And now to channel the power of the Matrix through the magic recepticle.
Windcharger: Aww gross
Sledge: I hate this part
Whirl: Is this really necessary?

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Nut Convoy: Rise Warpath! Rise for the glory of Megatron
Windcharger: This will never work
Sledge: Probably not a good time to tell you that you revived in this exact manner eh?
Windcharger: Ugh, seriously?

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Warpath: ZOW! I'm back!
Warpath: Windcharger! Whirl! Where have you guys been? And why does this Con have the Matrix?

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Terradive: Grr have more respect Autobot! This 'con' just saved your spark.
Whirl: It's true.
Nut Convoy: Greetings Warpath, I am Nut Convoy. Leader of the the cybertronian alliance. These are my lieutenants, Terradive and Whirl.
Warpath: Well, since stuffpiece left me for dead I think I will join you guys!
Nut Convoy: Glorious news! All hail Megatron!
Warpath: BAM! Wait, what?

Meanwhile back somewhere else in the desert.

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G2 Prime: Hey where'd everybody clear off to?
Snarl: So if you ain't no punk holler we want pre-nup, we want pre-nup Yeaaah

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G2 Prime: Steeljaw! Long time no see little buddy!
Snarl: Gah! What?!? Please don't hurt me! *zip*
G2 Prime: You probably don't recognise me. I'm Prime, from the future!

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G2 Prime: I'd say transform and roll out but that would be cruel since you're just a tape. Come Steeljaw, let us find the others and END THIS WAR.
Snarl: Guh, okay. Beats wandering

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Snarl: Theres definitely something about this desert that makes all the big shots go crazy.

[Lint]

After a long hiatus, the cast of Transformers: G2 Prime have finally arrived at their new studio in Victoria. Thus shooting resumes and madness returns.:cool:

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Kup: It has been many stellar cycles since we last saw Warpath. The shifting sands of this donutted desert have made him impossible to track... but I know he is still out there somewhere - alive. Thus it is my duty to search for him and bring him back to the fold.

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Kup: The white sands of this wasteland are unforgiving and progress is slow.

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Kup: Sometimes we drive

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Kup: But mostly we walk

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Kup: We take sustenance from where we can...

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Kup: And keep looking out for a glimmer of hope!

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Kup: Then once in a while you see something familiar... you're not sure if it is real or if it is simply the onset of your own madness like so many times before.

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Kup: Nope this is definitely real... but wait, that must mean... oh please don't let this be real

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G2 Prime: Hello!
G2 Prime: Ol' Steeljaw and I were just playing a game of fetch but it appears you've beat him to it! Did you want to play too?
Kup: *groan*



[By the way if anyone in Melb has an iGear kup head they'd be willing to loan me for this production that would be fantastic. Silly me left my own ones behind in Perth, again :rolleyes:]

[Slag]

Very entertaining... :D kup turned into bear grylls ..
Do do do dee do do. (spinning transformer symbol):p

[GoktimusPrime]

BUAHAHAHAHAHA! Great stuff! :D

[Hursticon]

LOL, glad to see this return Lint - Kup looked like he was having such a good time too. :p:D

[UltraMarginal]

I've just discovered this thread for the first time and I love it. give me moar!

Top stuff Lint.

[theheretic]

^ Same. It's an ugly, gritty new look on the world of Transformers. Gives me the urge to make my own episodes in this style. I do have a suggestion for you though... Quit your job and focus on making more of this. With all that free time you could crank out an episode a day!

[Lint]

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Kup: We're surrounded Prime
G2 Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall!

10 Minutes ago...

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Kup: These are definitely Warpath's tracks, but he is not alone
Snarl: Grrr, very much not alone
Kup: Shut up, the only reason why I haven't killed you con is because I would THEN be stuck alone with him
G2 Prime: Warpath, if you can hear this, you are not alone...
Kup: Prime, communications are jammed, he can't here us and we JUST said he is not alon//

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G2 Prime: *heroic sword swish* ...we are coming for you! And I swear upon this blade that I will decimate any ugly transformer that gets in my way.
Snarl: I suppose we should take that as a compliment!
Kup: My sanity is being decimated
Snarl: But your complexion has improved so much since last week!

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G2 Prime: Oh Warpath! I have lost you once before but never again. Megatron must be stopped, whatever the cost.
Snarl: I wonder he gets paid, like royalties, everytime he says that.

SWOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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G2 Prime: What the candies, who are you guys? BY PRIMUS THE ORANGE ONE IS SO UGLY!

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Terradive: Ugly? I am TERRADIVE!!! First Lieutenant of the great Nut Convoy and I have never looked better
Kup: Yer, aint that the truth

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Whirl: And I am WHIRL!!! Former Wrecker and now commander of the elite Nutcrackers! We know you have been following us so we have come to deliver a message. Cease your pursuit...
Terradive: ...or face the wrath of Nut Convoy. The new leader of the Cybertronians!

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Kup: We're surrounded Prime
G2 Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall!

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G2 Prime: I DO NOT, NEGOTIATE, WITH, TERRADIVES!!!!
Kup: *groan*

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Terradive: Hah! Your cheap one-liners cannot compete...

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Terradive: With someone who as actual martial skill!
G2 Prime: My laser sword!
Kup: God donuts! I always forget how fast this kid is.

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Terradive: I trust our message has been delivered Autobot. Next time you will not be so lucky. Especially without this sword hahahahahahah!

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G2 Prime: They're gone....
Snarl:... and with it, all hope.
G2 Prime: No that's Magnus' line

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Kup: Gah, my vocals
G2 Prime: Autobots, it seems we have found a new target. My trusty laser blade is now being held hostage by an ugly Decepticon named Terradive. This Terradive claims to serve one who calls himself 'Nut Convoy'. Could this robot be the new bearer of the Matrix of Leadership? We must track down this party of robots and reclaim what is mine!
Kup: what bout Warpath?
G2 Prime: No my sword's name is Bianc... oh right yes sure ahem him too.

[Hursticon]

Hehe, an excellent entry Lint - Terradive's action shots were really well done too! :D:cool:
(LOL, Sword a named Bianca! :p)

G2 Prime really gives me an Animated: Sentinel Prime vibe, it works dude! :)

[GoktimusPrime]

I like! :D

[Lint]

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Terradive: Master, the one they call G2 Prime shall be of no significance to us any longer. I present to you his battle blade.
Nut Convoy: Battle blade eh? I'm certainly no detective. Wheres that Garboil guy when you need him?

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Nut Convoy:You! Can you identify this blade for the glory of Megatron?
Warpath: _____ Why yes that is most certainly the weapon of the one who now calls himself Optimus Prime.

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Nut Convoy: Excellent! Here you go Sledge. It is to you I bequeath this artifact for safe carriage. Keep it safe and such.
Sledge: This thing better not be cursed.

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Nut Convoy: Autocons! Ready your cheetors and hang gliders. For tonight we dine in White Castle!
Whirl: Thats the place that does the sliders right?
Windcharger: I hate that show
Whirl: Yeh I lost interest after the Cro-Mags

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G2 Prime: We have the high ground Kup. We cannot lose.
Kup: This reminds me of the time we made camp on Tagan Heights. Forgot that Cons could fly. Many casualties that day.
Snarl: Hey I remember reading about that on the dataspy
Kup: All it takes is just one shove minicon...
G2 Prime: Are you ready Kup?
Kup: Yer, I'll cover you from above.

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G2 Prime: While they stand, I shall fall
Kup: That was dreadful

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Nut Convoy: ... and then I said to Mari "Thats what she said"
*SWOOP*
G2 Prime: Strike from above!!!
Whirl: Uff!

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G2 Prime: So you're the one the great Nut Convoy... I thought you'd be taller.
Nut Convoy: Wait how much taller did you want me to be? You're a runt!
Windcharger: And you're also not Optimus Prime!!! Whats with those flames?!? Die impostor!

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G2 Prime: Such, minibot...
Windcharger: Wha...?

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G2 Prime: NONSENSE!!!
Windcharger: Uaghh!
Nut Convoy: And it all ends with a...

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Nut Convoy: POKE
G2 Prime: Missed! Now out of the way, I'll be taking my...

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G2 Prime: Sword!..... Judo kick!
Sledge: *Wilhelm Scream (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdbYsoEasio)*

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G2 Prime: So who wants some now?

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Terradive: Grrrr, please allow me to dispense of this garish protoform master.
G2 Prime: Me? Garish? Have you seen your FACE?

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Nut Convoy: Hmm very well Terradive. I will grant you this opportunity for the glory of Megatron.
G2 Prime: And don't get me started on your torso. You're a freakin jet. Jetformers should all have naturally KICKASS looking torsos. Yours is folded over more times than a spanish pikelet.
Terradive: Go now master. Guide our people to White Castle!

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Nut Convoy: Come along everyone. I think its this way
Terradive: So, 'Prime'.... Last time I had to pleasure of presenting your 'Disco Stick' to the great Nut Convoy. This time I will have the pleasure of giving him some head.
G2 Prime: *chortle* Freudian slip much?
Terradive: What? I just threatened to give him pieces of your head you... you....
Windcharger: This quest is giving me the battlestuffs

[Sky Shadow]

Cool stuff Lint. It's great to see what Nut Convoy has been up to - it's been ages since that guy did anything. :)

[GoktimusPrime]

LAWL! :D Another great episode! Interesting use of chopsticks too ;)

[theheretic]

I love this! Hope it gets turned into a movie some day.

[GoktimusPrime]

It already has a more consistent plotline than ROTF and DOTM combined. :p

[UltraMarginal]

Nice work, keep them coming.

[Hursticon]

Yep, yet another hell-funny entry Lint! :p:D

[Lint]

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G2 Prime: So it has come to this ugly decepticon. I will not be bested by you again.
Terradive: Grrr I must say, after that spectacle I have a greater admiration for your martial skill
G2 Prime: It is not skill that makes a Prime. It is the wisdom of a thousand million Convoys distilled into the matrix which only a Prime can bear.
Terradive: Except you do not possess it and it has now chosen Lugnut, nay, Nut Convoy whom I serve with all my spark as he is the one who will restore Cybertron and bring us to true glory!!!
G2 Prime: Ugly decepticon, prepare to die, you have chosen your bath!
Terradive: Wait don't you mean...\\

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G2 Prime: Surprise Typo attack!

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Terradive: Grrrr, announcing a surprise attack? Who was your swordmaster; Soundwave?
G2 Prime: Hey I beat Soundwave you know. I lured him in real close and then crushed him by transforming into a truck

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Terradive: Now you're citing all your battle strategies? I must admit the warrior in me was excited when you jumped us in that ambush.
G2 Prime: Uff!!!

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Terradive: But now I see you...

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*CRUNCH*
Terradive: For the fool you truly are
G2 Prime: Urghh, must... reach

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Snarl: Hey aren't you sposed to be providing covering fire or something?
Kup: Shhh, he's doing fine on his own. He'll be grand.

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G2 Prime: Minicon carcass TO THE FACE!
Terradive: Aaaaaaaarghhh!!!!
Snarl: Holy stuffpieces you were right! As in, correct right. Like, on the money!
Kup: Shut up

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G2 Prime: By Primus, these gratuitious action sequences really wear hard on my crappy Hasbro ball joints
Terradive: Grrrugh, I know the feeling, more than any.
G2 Prime: Remember back in the G1 days, all you had to do was swing your hips and flap your arms around a 90 degree arc.
Terradive: Yes, well no, technically I am about as old as you. Enough with the niceties!!! We have a duel to finish.

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Terradive: Grr, curses, my back
G2 Prime: Come on, get up and stop carrying on like an old widow. Ow my head.
Terradive: A widow am I?

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Terradive: Perhaps I'll show you just how WIDOWLIKE I can be
Terradive: TRANSFORRRRRM!!!!

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G2 Prime: You do realise you're based off a GOLDEN EAGLE right?
Terradive: I'll gut you with my fork!

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G2 Prime: Whew... survived that
G2 Prime: Oh wait

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a319/Lintson/TF/TF%20G2%20Prime/E10S14.jpg
*WOOOOOOOOSHHH*
G2 Prime: Here he comes again!

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G2 Prime: Uff!!!
*Sound of a jet approaching once more*
Terradive: Welcome your death Autobot, there is no escape!!!!

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G2 Prime: Hyah!
*Sound of a jet being torn apart by a laser sword and subsequently crashing*
Terradive: Grraaaaaaaaaghrrhh!!!

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G2 Prime: It's over Terradive, you have lost. Now tell me, where is Lugnut taking the matrix?
Terradive: Pshf... didn't he already announce to the whole desert that he was going to White Castle?
G2 Prime: Oh yeah. But where is White Castle? Tell me or I will end you once and for all ugly decepticon.
Terradive: I will not spend my last moments aquiescing to the likes of you. *click*

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Terradive: DIE AUTOBOT!!!!!
*CHOOOM!*

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G2 Prime: Nice try

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G2 Prime: DECEPTI-CREEP!!!!
Terradive: 01010100 01001000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01001001 01010011 01001110 00100111 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01000101 01001110 01000100 00100000 01000001 01010101 01010100 01001111 01000010 01001111 01010100 00100001 00100001 00100001

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G2 Prime: Oh Bianca, welcome home.
*sizzle sizzle*

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Snarl: Damn Optimus...
Kup: Sometimes I forget that in the laser core of every Cybertronian is a spark of a killer. Especially with this bar stand.

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G2 Prime: Looks like this con, took a 'dive' for the team :cool:
G2 Prime: Hmm, not quite.


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G2 Prime: He thought Nut Convoy would bring world peace, but ended up in pieces :cool:. Hmm, nah.
Kup: Prime, what the heck are you doing?
G2 Prime: No wait wait, I've got it: Looks like this guy, Terra-Died :D

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :cool:

[Hursticon]

Another excellent additional Lint; I love your inclusion of visual effects as they're quite tasteful and well used, the "Terra-died" capping was hilarious too! :p:D

[theheretic]

That was terra- ble! Terribly entertaining!

[GoktimusPrime]

Terra-fic! :D

[Lint]

Narrator: They say not to lose your head but in a broken world where nothing seems real perhaps sensory deprivation is the closest one will get to truth. When Warpath was abandonated by Kup..
Kup:: What?!? I went to go get a timing belt.
Narrator: Whatever, when Warpath was abandoned by Kup in the desert after being mortally wounded by Soundwave he was pretty much dead. Fortunately Nut Convoy and his band of New Cybertronians stumbled upon him and gave him the essence he needed to survive. Warpath joined this crew of pioneers for survival but little did he know that he would gain so much more by losing his head.

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Warpath: HONK! So where are we going?
Nut Convoy: We are in the pursuit of a new glorious age of Cybertron
Warpath: CHIRP! For the glory of Megatron right?
Nut Convoy: Precisely! Have you ever had that feeling young Warpath?
Warpath: What feeling?
Terradive: The feeling of POWER!
Warpath: What power?
Nut Convoy: The power of Megatron
Warpath: He's gone!
Nut Convoy: No son...
Warpath: He lives?
Nut Convoy: Yes, he lives.... in you!
Terradive: You know that trick only works if he's staring into a rippling lava pool right?

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Nut Convoy You see Warpath, most Decepticons are pursuing a feeling.
Warpath: What feeling?
Nut Convoy: The feeling that comes over a con when he gets exactly what he DESIRES. Our glorious leader Lord Megatron facilitated this, and that is why we followed him.
Warpath: HISS! Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Nut Convoy: Tell us Warpath, what do you want?
Warpath: BAA! Well I err
Windcharger: Come on, tell us. We won't make fun.
Terradive: Much...

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Warpath: WOOF! Well err, I kind of have this problem...
Sledge: What problem?
Warpath: QUACK! I tend to get nervous like... then I just spontaneously BOOM! Explode!
Nut Convoy: I have noticed this affect your speech
Warpath: NYAN! Yer among other things... but mostly my speech! It's not so bad when I'm in the heat of battle as I tend to cry out battle related noises but other times... MOO!
Sledge: I believe I can help!

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Sledge: You see I used to have this syndrome where I used to randomly holler insults at people for no damned reason except for the fact that we were playing some game where someone throws a ball at you and the other person has to hit it with a bat without anyone catching it afterwards. It became so prolific, they started to call this syndrome "Sledging" after my own namesake. It was embarrassing.
Warpath: But you are so polite and not at all rude! How did you overcome this?
Sledge: By doing exactly this


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Sledge: See when I mistransformed my head like this. Nobody could hear a thing I was saying. At first it was a physical measure to overcome a mental problem but over time I realised that I stopped doing it completely!
Warpath: HOOT! But how do you sense the world around you with a can over your head?
Sledge: Here's the thing. Sensory deprivation actually makes Cybetronians BETTER and more focused. I found that all my skills improved by 200% with my head mistransformed away.
Warpath: CACAW! Really? I have to try this.
Sledge: Go for it!

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Warpath: Wow this isn't hard at all!
Sledge: Yeah you did it! You're a headlessmaster too now!
Nut Convoy: This is a glorious day! All hail Megatron!

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Reminiscent Warpath: And so we all became headlessmasters... and it was glorious!

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Reminiscent Warpath: Those were the days when I could lose my head and feel perfectly in control of my entire being. My speech impediment was fixed AND I became a real sharp shooter as well. Ahhh we had great times, our bunch....

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Reminiscent Warpath: However all things that are fun and good (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woDB-3r-WWk) come to an end. Now we are only three. Thanks to him, the false Prime.
Reminiscent Warpath: Headlessmaster Sledge. You will be avenged.

[Hursticon]

Headlessmasters, hehe, love it! :p:D

[KalEl]

lol awesome

[GoktimusPrime]

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[theheretic]

I was enjoying this, y u no make more?

[Lint]

I was enjoying this, y u no make more?

My primary inspiration was the initial dullness of the TF Prime TV show. Since then it has improved leaps and bounds thus taking away my primary inspiration :p

That and silly things like life have gotten in the way of my photographic amusement :rolleyes: