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TheDirtyDigger
13th January 2008, 01:52 AM
If I may paraphrase Gok......."GAAAAAAH!":(:mad:

Stoopid, stoopid me thought I was too tough for slipping, slopping and slapping at the beach today.

This ****ing sunburn on my tenderly cooked, pink back is caning the **** out of me. Can't sleep at all. Can't drink any more gutrot pre-mix bourbon or I'll vomit.

Woe is me....:(:(:(

Oo's a smart laddie then?

http://www.wxyc.org/blog/uploaded_images/sunburn.jpg

Jimreborn
13th January 2008, 04:18 AM
Well that's just straight up wrong....

And that's the sober me talking.

GoktimusPrime
13th January 2008, 10:33 AM
And that's just under one Sun on Earth!

Inhabitants of Tattooine suffer under two suns and look what happened to this poor bugger!

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/thekeep/images/sm/sm_weequay2.jpg

i_amtrunks
13th January 2008, 10:39 AM
Get out a small inflatable pool and fill it with a little water, mix in some aloe and lay in it for hours.

That or use tomato and cook some up for everyone! :p

Trailer Park Ninja
13th January 2008, 10:54 AM
Damn you Dirty Digger, that image had me close to vomiting :eek:

roller
13th January 2008, 04:17 PM
my ancient history teacher was a living cancer she was like a microwaved mars bar good teacher though

liegeprime
13th January 2008, 06:00 PM
you have a living pile of goo for a teacher..... :eek:

Adzma
13th January 2008, 06:50 PM
I feel your pain Digger. I'm probably one of the most pale people you could ever find who isn't albino and I burn like *snaps fingers* that. That's why I consider the sun my enemy, and I avoid his evil glare (bad pun, I know ;)) whenever possible.

Borgeman
14th January 2008, 01:10 AM
ha. suck

George

TheDirtyDigger
14th January 2008, 05:11 AM
Ok. It's blistering up nicely now.:(

Still hampered by an inability to sleep properly.:(:(:(

Just another reason to add to the list of "I wish I was born a negro.":(:(:mad:

Bartrim
14th January 2008, 10:27 AM
I got sunburned (is it sunburned or sunburnt???) putting up my pool fencing last weekend. No big deal, I've been burnt before. Except this time it was the first time I got burnt on the back of my knees. Talk about painful:(

All I can say is GRRRRRR!!:p

roller
14th January 2008, 11:14 AM
slip slop slap

Tetsuwan Convoy
15th January 2008, 11:14 PM
Getting burnt on the tops of the feet is pretty horrid as well. Shoes are not yer friend then!

At least that lady (?):confused: in the picture doesnt need to buy leather jackets.......:eek:

i_amtrunks
16th January 2008, 10:40 AM
Getting burnt on the tops of the feet is pretty horrid as well. Shoes are not yer friend then!

I'll second that, only burnt the top of my feet once, when I was 16, and had to work that nigh, and the next 3 days at Maccas in Leather shoes.

Have smothered the feet with sunscreen ever since!

GoktimusPrime
16th January 2008, 10:47 AM
I got sunburned (is it sunburned or sunburnt???)

http://www.multimediapalace.com/fl/flags-02/a/au-flag1-ss.gif = sunburnt

http://www.multimediapalace.com/fl/flags-02/u/us-flag1-ss.gif = sunburned

:)

roller
16th January 2008, 10:50 AM
i wouldnt be surprised if that really was my ancient history teacher

Bartrim
16th January 2008, 10:58 AM
http://www.multimediapalace.com/fl/flags-02/a/au-flag1-ss.gif = sunburnt

http://www.multimediapalace.com/fl/flags-02/u/us-flag1-ss.gif = sunburned

:)

thanks Gok that always confuses me:)