The end is near

[kup]

http://quegrande.org/countdown/

More info:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

This machine has the theoretical capacity to tap between parallel dimensions....or destroy the world according to popular word. It actually creates a small Black hole but I think that it will open a gateway to another dimension Stargate style.

Expect the following in 2 days time:

- A Half-Life scenario
- A Doom scenario
- A Mirror Universe where everyone has goatees!
- We are all dead

And no, nobody is thinking of the Children :)

[Bartrim]

Bloody typical. They plan to kill us all... just as I leave for my holiday to the gold coast:mad::p

[Tober]

Expect the following in 2 days time:

- A Half-Life scenario
- A Doom scenario
- A Mirror Universe where everyone has goatees!
- We are all dead


*Grabs his BFG (MP-5) and waits for the giblets to start flying... :cool:

[Robzy]

Expect the following in 2 days time:

- A Half-Life scenario
- A Doom scenario
- A Mirror Universe where everyone has goatees!
- We are all deadWell, that's... uh... depressing!

[kup]

Well, that's... uh... depressing!

What? I think its awesome!

Haven't you ever dreamed of living the life of THE FREEMAN!

*gets crowbar ready*

[Pulse]

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://sci-fi-guys.com/wp-content/uploads/unicron-04.jpeg

Quick! Give him Roller & hopefully that'll appease him... :D

[jacksplatt11]

perhaps valve is one of the sponsors of this experiment, and the result will be half life 2: episode 3?? haha... or half life: the theme park

[Robzy]

Expect the following in 2 days time:

- We are all dead


What? I think its awesome!Awesome? But... I don't want to be dead! I have so many TFs to buy!


:D

[kup]

Awesome? But... I don't want to be dead! I have so many TFs to buy!


:D

That's just one of the scenarios. I am rooting for the Half-Life one.

[roller]

Its highly irresponsible, i heard about this thing years ago.

I mean they didnt even consult me, the feckin Emperor of Earth


i also think the Voyager probes were a bad idea, giving info on where Earth is and how our bodies work

[Lord_Zed]

Maybe just to be different instead of opening a doorway to aplace inhabitated by nasty aliens, demons or guys with goatees, they will instead open a portal to a Rainbow land full of fluffy bunnies and carebears. And then naturally we'll invade Rainbow land and enslave the local poulation and put them to work minning joyvium to solve our energy crisis.

[Stompy]

Or perhaps the Allspark will fling through it.

[MV75]

It won't destroy the world.

The blackholes, if any, created will dissipate due to hawking radiation. They won't have enough mass/energy to maintain themselves.

The scale of this experiment is to discover things right down to the building blocks of the building blocks. This will lead to future things such as dimensional travel and a greater understanding of how to create the larger things such as dimensional doorways and worm holes.

[Gutsman Heavy]

I'll bet we end up being the evil invaders. Those peaceful Imps and Pinky Demons with goatees wont know what hit 'em!

[kup]

Looks like I am not the ony one expecting a Half-Life scenario:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24320776-2,00.html

[gamblor916]

We all know whats going to happen. There's going to be a nasty accident where someone steps into the chamber and gets mutant powers.
Later on a bad dude is going to do the same thing because he's jealous.

[MV75]

Just for you Kup:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y292/BloodDonor/lol/lhc_gordon.jpg

Anyway, This should also be a great thing in discovering new energy sources as well.

[Saintly]

oh well, i guess i won't live to see the weekend!

[i_amtrunks]

They turn it on today, but dont start trying to recreate the moments after the big bang till October, so we can live happily till then.

Personally I'd like to see a giant foot come out of the sky and squash the whole experiment Monty Python style.

Not for any religious reason, or anything against the experiment, it would just amuse me is all. :D

[Saintly]

that's even worse! we may not live long enough to receive nightbeat & seacons!

[1orion2many]

:)+1 on the Monty Python squishie thing:D.

[SilverDragon]

It appears that the world will not be destroyed. Of course, the particles haven't collided yet, so we may just be spared for a bit.

I haven't even been able to get all the TFs I wanted. T_T

[kup]

Just for you Kup:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y292/BloodDonor/lol/lhc_gordon.jpg

Anyway, This should also be a great thing in discovering new energy sources as well.

That is F&*&ing awesome!

I lol'ed out loud when I saw it.

Notice that the surrounding area actually looks like Black Mesa!

[kup]

It appears that the world will not be destroyed. Of course, the particles haven't collided yet, so we may just be spared for a bit.

I haven't even been able to get all the TFs I wanted. T_T

The countdown has been reset. The countdown won't finish until October now as that is when the first particles will collide.

http://quegrande.org/countdown/

[dirge]

This will lead to future things such as dimensional travel and a greater understanding of how to create the larger things such as dimensional doorways and worm holes.

They need to address the serious issues... can it invent a toy plastic that doesn't discolour under UV? :cool:

[kup]

More:

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5199/lhc1kr5.jpg

[Tetsuwan Convoy]

- A Mirror Universe where everyone has goatees!


What happens to those that already have goatees? Do they just feel at home?

It had better not destroy the world, as I just got charged for my Seacons...

Maybe it will create a mini-universe inside the machine since they are trying to re-create the big bang aren't they? Then we can watch this universe develop intelligent life like we are gods and crush them at a party for no reason at all.

Incidentally, how do we know we aren't a mini-universe oursleves?!?!?!?:eek:

[jacksplatt11]

Incidentally, how do we know we aren't a mini-universe oursleves?!?!?!?:eek:

as soon as i read that i thought men in black haha...

but seriously how we do we know anything? i mean, we could be in the matrix for all we know..

[roller]

as soon as i read that i thought men in black haha...

but seriously how we do we know anything? i mean, we could be in the matrix for all we know..

lifes not as bad as that trilogy Ghost in the shell rip off yet :D

[dirge]

So... are we dead yet?

[MV75]

No, We're currently stuck in the middle of an eons long moment in time because the dimension of time was destroyed.

[jaydisc]

LHC Webcams (http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html)

Anyone see some of the headlines today?

Transformer glitch shuts down biggest atom smasher (http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jb-KYaSJaMqYK4MtY2C2FmcmOl2QD939CCSG0)

LHC Shut Down By Transformer Malfunction (http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/09/18/2328200&from=rss)

[Bidoofdude]

It's a giant Galvatron particle accelerator cannon!! I just had to bring up this old thread to say that. :D:D:p