3 Word Game: Revenge of the Fallen

[Paulbot]

Four simple rules:

Add three words.
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no criticising others
have some fun!

Story so far:

Once upon time upon once time in a land far far away there was a brass monkey with optimus Prime features and personality of a sane galvatron. A thousand Mini-Cons Took away the Turbomasters' inherent sanity, along side waspinator's can of Slurm(TM).
Meanwhile, on Cybertron, hound's pet sharkticon was going for a swim in Constable Jim's jacuzzi. But then a Cybersquid came out Of Rattraps rectum just in time to see Shockwave marry Shackwave. Now Trailbreaker can dance with Leobreaker indefinitely. Then without warning Ultra Magnus sings "windy" while drinking the blood of orphans. Michael Bay ruined my childhood and now at the turn of Constable Jim's pants everyone will be shaking their stuff outside of legal.

Then they woke in Bay's bedroom, last night was just pure ecstasy and other amphetamines. Ultra-trion and Doomlock decided to enrol at the gobot's Royal Transformer University But Cy-Kill said, pity the fool who cannot wear purple velvet with Constable Jim's pants. Powerglide married Astoria, Moonracer was furious! She decided to text Huffer naughty roasted Decemberween marshmallows who doesnt shoot feeble hot squirrels, but she couldn't.

The Liege Maximo married Rook and Grimlock in California. Grimlock then ate Wheelie and Starscreams spakcores, but unfortunately spakcores cause diahorrea called spak-attacks. FirstAid was covered by brass monkeys which evolved into a very large Pontianak which then tickled me Elmo To the point of no return. At the meantime Deep inside the key of vector-sigma lay a ginormous statue of kremzeek which perceptor perceived very happy indeed. Five stinky magicians with Donald Duck, Not Donald Duck worshipped the Warner deity, Jack Warner not Jack Warner, or jack bauer but Jack from Grocer Jack song by Jack Black and Marvel Broadcast. Out of the oracle came wheelie's plot to assassinate inferno's hillbillie cousin the lazy old Grandpa Smurf stripped Inside Skyfire.

Then Rattrap and Bulkhead suddenly became entwined and started kissing The surface of Arcees battle armour is a dog's Dominant Original Gal (Dog). Suddenly Constable Jim did nothing again to the Knights of Ni Meanwhile Cybertron was merged with DeathStar and now Reflector nibbled Wheck-Gar pointee cannons blasted away at rodimus prime's rod that turned hot. Octane won the triple-changer drinking award. Angry peasants demanded Starscream be the newest member of the Village People. Blitzwing killed the leaders of West, optimal optimus and south west Sydneytown.

King Monkey decided Apache's red bottom lacks the magic required to seduce hillary clinton. Furthermore The Decepticons had Soundwarp banished to unicrons uncle's appartment because following rules was a crime punishable by multiple readings of rules and getting thrown into a pile of goo. Kup is old. When the postman came Cindersaur, Trailbreaker and Death's Head embarked upon a perilous Gobot hunting adventure . Down south of the border People abused rules of contact Chess so Ironhide wouldn't sook behind the gym stealing the periodic Quasar reduction modulator. Meanwhile, Hot Rod and Optimus Prime decided to execute operation panties drop while cleaning the white wall tyres. Blurr sat on himself and realise he is so not wearing panties.

Transformers will return after The Illiad and The Odyssey in five minutes. Megatron leaped over damn dirty apes into a pile of Galactic goo full of imploding sheeos brains, Unicron's anger and rage goes through the mind of leader Reich Emperor Gobbles the infamous tyrant.

Octane defeated Griffin with a can of energon cola beginning the rise of the machine Disney characters that came from within Unicron's sick mind.

The story continues...

Twelve Transmetal turtledoves

[Saintly]

Eleven Pipers piping

(why do I get this feeling that christmas is 3mths away)

[Robzy]

, Ten GoBots giggling,

:D

[GoktimusPrime]

at KISS Play

[Tommy K]

9 combining combiners

[GoktimusPrime]

Eight Octopunches punching

[Soundwarp]

Seven synoptic converters

[Tommy K]

6 sixshot modes

[GoktimusPrime]

Fünf Scramble Gestalten

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*"Fünf" ist 5 auch Deutsch. :)
*"Fünf" is 5 in German

[Soundwarp]

four fractured frameworks

[GoktimusPrime]

Three Tripredacus Councillors

[Saintly]

two doubledealer dealing

[GoktimusPrime]

And a Laserbeak

[Soundwarp]

(Lol that was good)

Megatron created a

[Paulbot]

song to demoralise

[Tommy K]

paulbots toy decepticons

[GoktimusPrime]

to the tune

[Soundwarp]

of "Electric Energon"

[GoktimusPrime]

played by bagpipes.

[Soundwarp]

The attack raged

[GoktimusPrime]

all night long

[Soundwarp]

both sides loosing

[GoktimusPrime]

the hounds of

[Soundwarp]

hell to cosmic

[Paulbot]

[Try not to post response to your own replies... Story so far]

Twelve Transmetal turtledoves, Eleven Pipers piping, Ten GoBots giggling, at KISS Play, 9 combining combiners, Eight Octopunches punching, Seven synoptic converters, 6 Sixshot modes, Fünf Scramble Gestalten, four fractured frameworks, three Tripredacus Councillors, two Doubledealer dealing, and a Laserbeak...

Megatron created a song to demoralise Paulbots toy Decepticons to the tune of "Electric Energon" played by bagpipes. The attack raged all night long both sides loosing the hounds of hell to cosmic rust. Grimlock had

[GoktimusPrime]

a rave party

[Soundwarp]

in the nebulon

[GoktimusPrime]

outhouse of merriment.

[Soundwarp]

Meanwhile Jetfire and

[Saintly]

Starscreams have a

[GoktimusPrime]

hen's night with

[Tommy K]

twelve transmetal turtledoves

[GoktimusPrime]

inside Constable Jim's

[Soundwarp]

jethopper escape jet!

[Tommy K]

A squirrel shat

[GoktimusPrime]

in Blackout's base

[Soundwarp]

On lookout mountain.

[GoktimusPrime]

Then Time Warrior

[Soundwarp]

contacted blaster for

[GoktimusPrime]

some salted peanuts

[Tommy K]

and energon cubes

[Soundwarp]

. Soundwave made the

[GoktimusPrime]

Cybertronian Netball team

[autobreadticon]

MVP twice back

[GoktimusPrime]

with brass monkeys.

[Soundwarp]

The Predacons united

[GoktimusPrime]

versed Iacon FC

[Soundwarp]

in a must

[GoktimusPrime]

have baked beans

[Bartrim]

versed Iacon FC

Just off topic I named my created side in FIFA 08 Iacon City.

[Soundwarp]

for the rest

[GoktimusPrime]

of the week.

[Soundwarp]

Predaking finally arrived :p

[Robzy]

right on time

[Saintly]

for a happy

[Soundwarp]

For Naming day (lol)

[GoktimusPrime]

and Life Day (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Day)

;)

[Soundwarp]

. I'm a fool

[GoktimusPrime]

for sealed Omnibots

[Soundwarp]

plus sparkabots MISB

[GoktimusPrime]

with tech-spec decoders

[SilverDragon]

and holographic rubsigns

[Borgeman]

whose rubability expired

[GoktimusPrime]

at unholy time (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/goktimusprime/devilmince.jpg)

[SilverDragon]

thanks to Rattletrap

[Seraphim Prime]

and his fancy

[Dylbot]

Homage to rattrap

[GoktimusPrime]

and Constable Jim's

[Seraphim Prime]

friendly mate Batman.

[GoktimusPrime]

affectionately fondled Spock's

[Seraphim Prime]

logic meter while

[GoktimusPrime]

brass monkeys defacated

[Lithium]

on Bumblebee's head

[GoktimusPrime]

to his delight!

[Tommy K]

Wheelie was eagerly

[GoktimusPrime]

dominating Mikaela's leg

[Tommy K]

making her very

[GoktimusPrime]

hungry for lichen.

[turtle boy]

All the while,

[Tommy K]

devastator and jetfire

[sanbot]

had a doubledate

[turtle boy]

with Sam and

[Tommy K]

THE FALLEN, they

[sanbot]

get excited when

[Dylbot]

Mikaela Fixes Bikes

[sanbot]

wearing nothing but

[GoktimusPrime]

Jayjays Transformers clothing.

[sanbot]

Meanwhile at the

[Tommy K]

cafe, ironhide ate

[GoktimusPrime]

chicken flavoured yoghurt

[Tommy K]

with a side

[turtle boy]

of energon-os. yum

[Tommy K]

is english for

[GoktimusPrime]

la vida loca

[turtle boy]

Optimus Prime opened

[Tommy K]

the fallens mask

[sanbot]

thinking it was

[GoktimusPrime]

made of people.

[Tommy K]

GOKS FULLSTOPS make

[GoktimusPrime]

good punctuation, meanwhile

[turtle boy]

Starscream and Jetfire

[GoktimusPrime]

baked a cake

[Ironhide63]

on top of

[blackie]

a brass monkey

[GoktimusPrime]

wearing a tutu.

[Tommy K]

Apes eat T-rexes.

[rateeg]

that kicked the...

[GoktimusPrime]

bag of oranges

[sifun]

into the dangling

[GoktimusPrime]

fluffy dice of

[G1Optimal]

Cybertrons history which

[GoktimusPrime]

was written by

[G1Optimal]

Point Of Views

edit:
spelling correction of Veiws to Views:o

[GoktimusPrime]

of brass monkeys.

[Sky Shadow]

Too many monkeys

[GoktimusPrime]

hurled their faeces

[Sky Shadow]

at Jetfire, who

[G1Optimal]

converted it into

[GoktimusPrime]

ice cream for

[Sky Shadow]

ice cream for

Starscream. Meanwhile, on

[Tommy K]

top of sams

[G1Optimal]

top of sams

priority lists he

[SOUNDBLASTER]

Spontaneously combusted into

[Sky Shadow]

nothingness. Nobody wept.

[GoktimusPrime]

The King of

[Sky Shadow]

Monkeys, having fled

[SOUNDBLASTER]

The Planet Monkeytron

[Sky Shadow]

, summoned his greatest

[SOUNDBLASTER]

Translucent binaltech Mirage

[Sky Shadow]

from e-Hobby, and

[GoktimusPrime]

found Constable Jim

[SOUNDBLASTER]

Up side down

[GoktimusPrime]

with brass monkeys

[SOUNDBLASTER]

wearing only underpants

[Tommy K]

and eating earlobes

[Sky Shadow]

off Mikaela. Devastator

[SOUNDBLASTER]

Victom of railgun

[GoktimusPrime]

scrotum burns, rubbed

[Sky Shadow]

himself against Mikaela's

[SOUNDBLASTER]

Unbelivably perfect figure

[Sky Shadow]

, snapping her spine

[SOUNDBLASTER]

Sam commits suicide

[Sky Shadow]

again, while Leo

[SOUNDBLASTER]

nardo di caprio

[Sky Shadow]

sank on Depthcharge.

[GoktimusPrime]

Unbeknownst to Lord

[SOUNDBLASTER]

of the allspark

[G1Optimal]

Fragments of Scrap

[Sky Shadow]

metal converged itself

[GoktimusPrime]

into cyborg Gumby

[Sky Shadow]

and Pokey. Gumby

[SOUNDBLASTER]

swallowed some pieces

[GoktimusPrime]

a confined dandy

[Sky Shadow]

said, "heed my

[fatbot]

words little fleshing

[Sky Shadow]

: today will be

[SOUNDBLASTER]

Lord Gumby day

[G1Optimal]

to sing the

[Sky Shadow]

praises of Gumby."

[fatbot]

with that being

[Sky Shadow]

said, Lord Gumby

[GoktimusPrime]

to Constable Jim

[Sky Shadow]

and all the

[SOUNDBLASTER]

truth came out

[Sky Shadow]

like a flood.

[GoktimusPrime]

Some cheerful emos

[SOUNDBLASTER]

were still crying

[Sky Shadow]

and listening to

[SOUNDBLASTER]

Cradle of filth

[Sky Shadow]

on G1 Blaster

[GoktimusPrime]

making them happy

[Sky Shadow]

in Dancitron nightclub.

[G1Optimal]

Whatever they say

[Sky Shadow]

, whatever they do,

[G1Optimal]

no matter the

[GoktimusPrime]

price of fish

[Sky Shadow]

in China, they

[SOUNDBLASTER]

keep eating them

[G1Optimal]

so the transformers

[Sky Shadow]

say. Suddenly, thousands

[GoktimusPrime]

of brass monkeys

[Sky Shadow]

died, extinctifying monkeys.

[GoktimusPrime]

Then King Monkey

[Sky Shadow]

, the final monkey,

[GoktimusPrime]

travelled with Tripitaka,

[G1Optimal]

to the ends

[Sky Shadow]

of the Earth.

[GoktimusPrime]

Pigsy and Sandy

[G1Optimal]

went down the

[Sky Shadow]

train of thought

[GoktimusPrime]

where Ultra Magnus

[SOUNDBLASTER]

Led them to

[Sky Shadow]

the Junk Planet.

[SOUNDBLASTER]

satisfaction is guaranteed

[Tiby]

but no refunds!

[G1Optimal]

until the end

[Sky Shadow]

of August, 2009.

[SOUNDBLASTER]

eliminates even the

[Sky Shadow]

toughest critics. Then,

[G1Optimal]

they will still

[GoktimusPrime]

accompany Constable Jim

[G1Optimal]

to complete the

[Sky Shadow]

question: "ROTF? Anyone?"

[SOUNDBLASTER]

Hell why not

[Tiby]

won't kill me

[SOUNDBLASTER]

we there yet ?

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f35/ZOUNDBLAZTER/boladetu20070906030013113.gif

[GoktimusPrime]

A gaggle of

[Tiby]

Maximal geese appeared

[G1Optimal]

in front of

[Tiby]

Constable Jim's car

[Sky Shadow]

where they 'maximised'

[SOUNDBLASTER]

junior headmaster autobots

[GoktimusPrime]

until Kawamori Shouji

[Sky Shadow]

cried. Minerva and

[GoktimusPrime]

Constable Jim passionately

[Tiby]

Implored the attendant

[GoktimusPrime]

for more peanuts

[Sky Shadow]

and bread. Shuta

[SOUNDBLASTER]

go shuta go

[Sky Shadow]

and Goshooter go

[GoktimusPrime]

play Go (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_(game)). Nine

[Tiby]

Disgusting fleshlings stumbled

[GoktimusPrime]

upon brass monkeys

[Tiby]

who outnumbered them

[SOUNDBLASTER]

nine to five

[Sky Shadow]

(like working hours)

[SOUNDBLASTER]

totally like totally

[Sky Shadow]

murdered the monkeys.

[GoktimusPrime]

Michael Bay arrived

[Sky Shadow]

in Sideswipe, completely

[GoktimusPrime]

covered in termites.

[Tiby]

He screamed "'Splosions!"

[GoktimusPrime]

while affectionately sipping

[Tiby]

termite poison. He

[GoktimusPrime]

found Jesus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Aguilera) behind

[Sky Shadow]

a rock and

[SOUNDBLASTER]

What he saw

[GoktimusPrime]

Aroused his salacious

[Sky Shadow]

lust for ingenues.

[SilverDragon]

Then he died

[Sky Shadow]

from a splosion!

[GoktimusPrime]

Shane McCarthy declared

[Sky Shadow]

war on continuity

[GoktimusPrime]

led by Drift

[SOUNDBLASTER]

King Drift Racer

[Tiby]

Velocitron's incumbent ruler.

[GoktimusPrime]

Imperial Smurf troopers

(wow, I never knew the Speed Planet was called Velocitron (I've only ever seen Galaxy Force, never seen Cybertron - now I know!)

[SOUNDBLASTER]

Including naughty Smurfette

[Tiby]

escorted Drift to

[GoktimusPrime]

a bordello where