Corrupt A Wish

[GoktimusPrime]

One person comments a wish.
The next person grants it but corrupts that wish then makes a new wish.

e.g.
"I want a collection of mint sealed G1 Transformers."
Granted, but they're all Wheelie.

Oh, and your wish must be stated in a single simple sentence; only ONE condition per wish. Do not attempt to "corrupt-proof" your wish by making complex run-on sentences with various conditions! :D

Okay, my wish -- I wish for Time Warrior.

[Galvatran]

Granted.
http://www.otca.com.au/boards/showthread.php?t=24104


I wish to offer a decent Transformers Christmas Mystery Lottery this year.

[Tha_Phantom]

Granted.
http://www.otca.com.au/boards/showthread.php?t=24104


I wish to offer a decent Transformers Christmas Mystery Lottery this year.

Granted, but it's all Cyberverse.

I wish for a Masterpiece Blackarachnia.

[FatalityPitt]

Granted. Enjoy your Masterpiece BEAST MACHINES Blackarachnia :)

I wish for more Beast Wars characters in the Generations line.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for more Beast Wars characters in the Generations line.
Granted, but it's Generations Injector, Retrax and Prowl II.

[TaZZerath]

I wish for an Armada Masterpiece-style figure.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Granted, but you actually get Bradley.

I wish for Takara to release Masterpiece scale accurate G1 Dinobots.

[SMHFConvoy]

Granted, but you actually get Bradley.

I wish for Takara to release Masterpiece scale accurate G1 Dinobots.

Granted but they're all lost at sea before the release

[Ralph Wiggum]

:( Don’t forget to post your wishes as well peoples !!

[Handsprime]

I wish for an Armada Masterpiece-style figure.

Granted, but it’s Lazerbeak


On a related note I wish for a new version of Armada Optimus Prime

[SMHFConvoy]

:( Don’t forget to post your wishes as well peoples !!

I wish for a fourth season of Transformers Animated and the prototype Hotshot and triple changer Megatron to be released

[GoktimusPrime]

:( Don’t forget to post your wishes as well peoples !!
Lol, I forgot to do this too even though I made the rule. :p :p

On a related note I wish for a new version of Armada Optimus Prime
Granted, but it's made in the style of Power of the Primes Optimal Optimus, so it can transform from super robot to truck but the cab cannot transform into the smaller independent robot (like how the small Optimus Primal cannot transform into a gorilla).

I wish for a fourth season of Transformers Animated and the prototype Hotshot and triple changer Megatron to be released
Heeey, one wish per customer! But just this once...

Fourth Season of TF Animated = granted, but it's produced by Machinima.
Prototype Hot Shot = granted, but it has GPS
Triple Changer Megatron = granted, but its modes are robot, chicken and school bus

I wish for a GI Joe/Transformers crossover toyline

[Ralph Wiggum]

I wish for a GI Joe/Transformers crossover toyline

Granted, but its based on the live action movies :D

I wish for a G1 Trypicton reissue.

[SMHFConvoy]

Granted, but its based on the live action movies :D

I wish for a G1 Trypicton reissue.

Granted for some reason it smells like rotting vegetables despite being in pristine condition.

I wish for a price drop on the mainline figures

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but all mainline figures now only partially transform a la Cyberverse Scout class.

I wish for a Titan class Caminus toy.

[Golden Phoenix]

Granted, but all mainline figures now only partially transform a la Cyberverse Scout class.

I wish for a Titan class Caminus toy.

Granted, the figure is based on Caminus after issue 1 of the IDW Unicron event.

I wish for more Armada style Mini-Con figures.

[shockNwave]

Granted, the figure is based on Caminus after issue 1 of the IDW Unicron event.

I wish for more Armada style Mini-Con figures.

Granted but they will be twisted wrecks after Unicron's victory against them.

I wish for a Cybertron series Omega Supreme combiner that can combine with both Leobreaker and Nemesis Breaker.

[Handsprime]

Granted but they will be twisted wrecks after Unicron's victory against them.

I wish for a Cybertron series Omega Supreme combiner that can combine with both Leobreaker and Nemesis Breaker.

Granted, but they can only transform into vehicles and limb pieces (like ROTF Devastator)

I also wish for Masterpiece Armada Hot Shot w/ Jolt Mini-con

[GoktimusPrime]

I also wish for Masterpiece Armada Hot Shot w/ Jolt Mini-con
Granted, but his sHoULdErS stiLL HuRT

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but his sHoULdErS stiLL HuRT

This made me chuckle. You broke the 'wish rule' again though Gok! ;)


Granted, the figure is based on Caminus after issue 1 of the IDW Unicron event.

Ouch. That's real cold. (Literally).

I wish for IDW to extend their current comic universe run (no reboot)

[Ralph Wiggum]

I wish for IDW to extend their current comic universe run (no reboot)

Granted, but it is now drawn by a 5 year old with crayons.

I wish for the original G1 Sunbow cartoons to be re-done by a modern anime studio using the original soundtrack.

[BigTransformerTrev]

I wish for the original G1 Sunbow cartoons to be re-done by a modern anime studio using the original soundtrack.

Granted, but it looks like the new Thundercats cartoon

I wish for a Generations Onega Suprme that looks like his G1 incarnation

[SMHFConvoy]

Granted, but it looks like the new Thundercats cartoon

I'd watch it still

[Ralph Wiggum]

Granted, but it looks like the new Thundercats cartoon

I wish for a Generations Onega Suprme that looks like his G1 incarnation

Granted but since you misspelt Omega Supreme, you get a cheap KO instead.

I wish for the next Bumblebee movie not to suck.

[TaZZerath]

I wish for a Generations Onega Suprme that looks like his G1 incarnation

Granted, but he is Scout sized.

I wish for an IDW styled Hasbro released Thunderclash.

[TaZZerath]

Granted but since you misspelt Omega Supreme, you get a cheap KO instead.

I wish for the next Bumblebee movie not to suck.

Damn you got in ahead of me :)

Granted, but the movie after will kill the franchise for good.

I already posted my wish :)

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for an IDW styled Hasbro released Thunderclash.
Granted, but no rapid fire mega missile gimmick. Or any missile firing gimmick at all.

I wish that Porsche would allow HasTak to obtain their licence for Transformers.

[Ralph Wiggum]

I wish that Porsche would allow HasTak to obtain their licence for Transformers.

Granted, but the only accessory they come with is a Ron “I’m not buying you a Porsche” Witwicky figure.

I wish for a Masterpiece Movie Series (MPM) Megatron.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for a Masterpiece Movie Series (MPM) Megatron.
Granted, but it's Bayformers Megatron (yeah, that in itself is a punishment :p)

I wish for a CHUG Hubcap

[SMHFConvoy]

Granted but it's literally just TR Bumblebee with an orange face.

I wish for an updated BM Jetstorm toy

[GoktimusPrime]

Lol :D

I wish for an updated BM Jetstorm toy
Granted, but it suffers from worse chrome dandruff than the Ultra Class figure.

I wish for IDW to publish Transformers comics without any errors in spelling or grammar.

[SMHFConvoy]

Lol :D

Granted, but it suffers from worse chrome dandruff than the Ultra Class figure.

I wish for IDW to publish Transformers comics without any errors in spelling or grammar.

Granted but now all IDW TF comics are edited by John Barber :D

I wish for takara to make MP wheelie

[Ralph Wiggum]

Granted but now all IDW TF comics are edited by John Barber :D

I wish for takara to make MP wheelie

Granted. Now you just wasted your wish :)

I wish for some Transformers animation cels to be released on the market.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for some Transformers animation cels to be released on the market.
Granted, but they're all from Cyberverse

[M-bot]

Granted, but they're all from Cyberverse

Gok, for the guy who invented this (very amusing) game, you’re not very good with the rules!:p

What’s your wish?

[GoktimusPrime]

Gok, for the guy who invented this (very amusing) game, you’re not very good with the rules!:p

What’s your wish?
D'OH!! XD :p (lol)

I wish for a Siege Slammer toy.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but it's a picture of Slammer on a Pog Slammer.

I wonder if anyone still remembers Pogs......

I wish for a fully functional large Matrix toy.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for a fully functional large Matrix toy.
Granted, but when you open it you lose all of your adult memories (similar to how Optimus Prime's memories regressed back to Orion Pax in TFP). ;)

I wish for the remainder of the 1984 Autobots to be made as MPs

[Ralph Wiggum]

Granted, but when you open it you lose all of your adult memories (similar to how Optimus Prime's memories regressed back to Orion Pax in TFP). ;)

I wish for the remainder of the 1984 Autobots to be made as MPs

Granted, but they’re all third party :D

I wish for the Universal Studios Transformers ride to be built in my backyard.

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted, but they’re all third party :D
NNNNYYYYYOOOOOOOO!!! :p

I wish for the Universal Studios Transformers ride to be built in my backyard.
Granted, but you can't afford the power bills to run it.

I wish for a Titan Class Scorponok toy

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but he's Beast Wars Skorponok.

I wish for no future QC issues in any future Transformer toy.

[M-bot]

Granted, but he's Beast Wars Skorponok.

I wish for no future QC issues in any future Transformer toy.

Granted, but they have exactly zero moving parts.

I wish for an MP Reflector.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Granted, but they have exactly zero moving parts.

I wish for an MP Reflector.

Granted, but the three bots are each released over three years.

I wish for an MP G1 Galvatron.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for an MP G1 Galvatron.
Granted, but the Australian government classifies it as an imitation firearm across every state and territory. Because reasons.

I wish Hasbro would actually sanction a Transformers convention in Australia.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but he's Galvatron II from the Marvel Comics and he's bats**t insane.

I wish they brought Botcon back.

[TaZZerath]

I wish Hasbro would actually sanction a Transformers convention in Australia.

I am super amused that we both posted so close together and our wishes are in the same vein!! :D

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted, but he's Galvatron II from the Marvel Comics and he's bats**t insane.
That's enhancing the wish! :D This is one thing that makes the Galvatron II reissue cooler than the standard Galvatron reissue - the fact that he's canonically meant to be the godlike G1 comic Galvatron and not the incompetently insane G1 cartoon Galvatron. ;)

Both G1 Galvatrons are insane, but G1 cartoon Galvatron is like Cesar Romero's Joker, whereas G1 comic Galvatron is more like Heath Ledger's Joker.

[M-bot]

Granted, but the Australian government classifies it as an imitation firearm across every state and territory. Because reasons.

I wish Hasbro would actually sanction a Transformers convention in Australia.


Granted, but he's Galvatron II from the Marvel Comics and he's bats**t insane.

I wish they brought Botcon back.

They have just announced Botcon Australia, jointly sponsored by Hasbro and Takara! But it’s being held in the Kiwirrkurra Comminity, WA (Australia’s most remote town) the same weekend as a symposium for IBS sufferers.

I wish for a separate release of MP Hot Rod’s Targetmaster for those who bought the first release without it.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for a separate release of MP Hot Rod’s Targetmaster for those who bought the first release without it.
Granted, but the handle tabs are too small making it really difficult for MP9 Hot Rod to hold the gun without dropping it (same problem that Takara's MP9's weapons had that was fixed on the Hasbro version - now unfixed! :D).

I wish for MP BW Dinobot to be released by Hasbro at a much cheaper price (similar to Hasbro's MP Soundwave & cassettes).

[M-bot]

Granted, but the handle tabs are too small making it really difficult for MP9 Hot Rod to hold the gun without dropping it (same problem that Takara's MP9's weapons had that was fixed on the Hasbro version - now unfixed! :D).

I wish for MP BW Dinobot to be released by Hasbro at a much cheaper price (similar to Hasbro's MP Soundwave & cassettes).

Granted, but it’s a repaint of MP Grimlock.

I wish for a pack of weapons (like the old vintage MOTU weapons pack) for various TFs, like small guns for various legends scale figures.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Granted, but it’s a repaint of MP Grimlock.

I wish for a pack of weapons (like the old vintage MOTU weapons pack) for various TFs, like small guns for various legends scale figures.

Granted, but you end up trying to fit a square peg into a round hole.

I wish for the continuation of the old Dreamwave Production comics.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for the continuation of the old Dreamwave Production comics.
Granted. But it's produced by Pat Lee and history repeats itself. And written by IDW so they're Engilsh am not vrey gud.

I wish for a reissue of Time Warrior.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for a reissue of Time Warrior.
Fine, I'll do this one myself then.

Granted, but the toy is incapable of keeping accurate time. It ticks a fraction of a second too quickly or slowly and is always inaccurate after a few hours.

I wish that HasTak would release actual triple-changing toys for Bumblebee's Shatter, Dropkick and Blitzwing.

[SMHFConvoy]

But a broken clock is right twice a day!

[Ralph Wiggum]

Fine, I'll do this one myself then.

Granted, but the toy is incapable of keeping accurate time. It ticks a fraction of a second too quickly or slowly and is always inaccurate after a few hours.

I wish that HasTak would release actual triple-changing toys for Bumblebee's Shatter, Dropkick and Blitzwing.

Granted but they’re on the Leader class ROTF Optimus level of complexity, and the panels never sit quite flush.

Time for a switch: I wish for a re-release of the Lego Ultimate Collector Series Star Destroyer.

[GoktimusPrime]

Time for a switch: I wish for a re-release of the Lego Ultimate Collector Series Star Destroyer.
Granted, but it's a Kre-O Transformers Star Destroyer

I wish for Beast Wars to be redone with current day CG animation.

[FatalityPitt]

Granted, but it's a Kre-O Transformers Star Destroyer

I wish for Beast Wars to be redone with current day CG animation.

Granted, but it's only on Netflix.

I wish for the end of store exclusives, and for all fans to have equal access to the same offerings.

[Golden Phoenix]

I wish for the end of store exclusives, and for all fans to have equal access to the same offerings.

Granted. They stop the series so everyone has the same access to nothing.

I wish for a Power Rangers/Transformers crossover

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for a Power Rangers/Transformers crossover
Granted, but it's crossed over with the recent live action movie and every toy is covered with Krispy Kreme logos.

I wish that TakaraTOMY would be able to reissue any and every G1 toy, including moulds that they don't have the rights to (e.g. Jetfire, Deluxe Autobots etc.).

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but they all have GPS because TT mixed it in to get rid of their batches.

Good call on Galvatron II as well Gok.... damn it I shoulda thought of that better :)

I wish for a Combiner Wars G2 Defensor.

[Tha_Phantom]

Granted, but they all have GPS because TT mixed it in to get rid of their batches.

Good call on Galvatron II as well Gok.... damn it I shoulda thought of that better :)

I wish for a Combiner Wars G2 Defensor.

Granted, but it gets canned like G2 Defensor so you can only buy test samples on the aftermarket for crazy prices.

I wish for the PC DX set to get an Encore release.

[SMHFConvoy]

Granted, but it gets canned like G2 Defensor so you can only buy test samples on the aftermarket for crazy prices.

I wish for the PC DX set to get an Encore release.

Granted, but I don't know what a PC DX is so you get a Personal Computer - Deluxe ("deluxe" is written on with silver sharpie)

I wish for an MP TFA Ultra Magnus

[Galvatran]

I wish for an MP TFA Ultra Magnus
Yes, sold exclusively through Premium Collectables.


Premium Collectables must pay back all it owes to each & every customer. (corrupt that)

[FatalityPitt]

Yes, sold exclusively through Premium Collectables.


Premium Collectables must pay back all it owes to each & every customer. (corrupt that)

Granted, but the following day, the Australian dollar collapses, inflation sky-rockets to 9 times the record highest, and the most you could buy with your refund is a packet of potato crisps.

I wish for a Neo-G1 Apeface with his OWN BODY.. Preferably Voyager class.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for a Neo-G1 Apeface with his OWN BODY.. Preferably Voyager class.
Granted, but it's Cyberverse.

I wish for a Transformers Miniatures game that's compatible with Star Wars Miniatures (and technically w/ Dungeons and Dragons Minis too).

[CHILENO20]

I wish for a Transformers Miniatures game that's compatible with Star Wars Miniatures (and technically w/ Dungeons and Dragons Minis too).

Granted, but they are all made out of 80's/90's Gold Plastic.

I wish for a MIB Liokaiser.

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted, but they are all made out of 80's/90's Gold Plastic.
That's not so bad considering that gaming miniatures are unarticulated. :p

I wish for a MIB Liokaiser.
Granted, but it's CHUG and missing the fists and feet.

I wish for a CHUG Road Caesar

[Tha_Phantom]

That's not so bad considering that gaming miniatures are unarticulated. :p

Granted, but it's CHUG and missing the fists and feet.

I wish for a CHUG Road Caesar

Granted, but it's five bots from CW repainted. (come on this one was too easy :P)

I wish for a Masterpiece Mirage.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but it's five bots from CW repainted. (come on this one was too easy :P)

I wish for a Masterpiece Mirage.

Granted, but he's invisible, so you always lose him.

I wish for a proper transformable Rung toy.

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted, but he's invisible, so you always lose him.
Bahahahahaha! :D This is the best thing I've seen since I spotted the invisible jet in the Wonder Woman movie. :p

I wish for a proper transformable Rung toy.
Granted, but to make the product marketable for kids, he transforms into a moped and online fans are outraged.

I wish for the Autobot Targetmasters to be made as CHUG figures.

[Tha_Phantom]

Bahahahahaha! :D This is the best thing I've seen since I spotted the invisible jet in the Wonder Woman movie. :p

Granted, but to make the product marketable for kids, he transforms into a moped and online fans are outraged.

I wish for the Autobot Targetmasters to be made as CHUG figures.

Granted, but they are SDCC exclusives and are only available in a set with the previously released CHUG headmasters.

I wish for an MP-22 redo with a more concealed butt flap and two front bumper options you can swap between (red and chrome).

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for an MP-22 redo with a more concealed butt flap and two front bumper options you can swap between (red and chrome).
Granted, but the toy is only ever produced as a prototype but never mass produced or released in the market because HasTak can't handle it now.

I wish for the blue Rainmaker to be made as an MP Seeker

[Tha_Phantom]

Granted, but the toy is only ever produced as a prototype but never mass produced or released in the market because HasTak can't handle it now.

I wish for the blue Rainmaker to be made as an MP Seekera

Granted, but it has the worst QC issues of the MP seekers yet and gets recalled.

I wish for a CHUG Star Saber with the evolution gimmick.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but he's based on IDW's version, and gets split in two by your Universe Cyclonus who is holding your Generations Drift's Great Sword.

I wish for a Masterpiece triple changer.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Granted, but he's based on IDW's version, and gets split in two by your Universe Cyclonus who is holding your Generations Drift's Great Sword.

I wish for a Masterpiece triple changer.

Granted. It’s Bayformers Laserbeak. Photocopier/bird/CD player anyone?

I wish for a Masterpiece G1 Devastator box set.

[TaZZerath]

Granted. It’s Bayformers Laserbeak. Photocopier/bird/CD player anyone?

I wish for a Masterpiece G1 Devastator box set.

I'd prefer a pink DeathBee ;)

Granted, but they all have Sideways Elbow Action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWpZPbdq664

(I'm a huge Thew's Awesome Transformers Reviews fan, and this comes from one of his reviews)

I wish for more electronics to appear in TF toys; from simple LED light-up heads to light-up blasters to voiceboxes for larger figures.

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted, but they're all on Cyberverse Legion Class figures. :p

I wish that I were illegal to sell toys above RRP.

[Paulbot]

Granted, but they're all on Cyberverse Legion Class figures. :p

I wish that I were illegal to sell toys above RRP.

Granted, but it's also illegal to sell toys under RRP - so no sales or discounts ever.

I wish for TFTM to get a showing in Australia like they just did in America.

[CHILENO20]

Granted, but it's also illegal to sell toys under RRP - so no sales or discounts ever.

I wish for TFTM to get a showing in Australia like they just did in America.

Granted, but it's the 2007 version.

I wish for an MP Jazz.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for an MP Jazz.
Granted, but TakaraTOMY have circumvented the vehicle licence issue by just making a redecoed Alternators Jazz in MP packaging.

I wish that the other Dinobots would be made as MPs.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Granted, but TakaraTOMY have circumvented the vehicle licence issue by just making a redecoed Alternators Jazz in MP packaging.

I wish that the other Dinobots would be made as MPs.

Granted. They’re MP-8 scale, ie TOO SMALL.

I wish for the MP G1 ark crew to be released within 1 year.

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted. They’re MP-8 scale, ie TOO SMALL.
That works just fine for me! (I don't care about precise scale :D)

I wish for the MP G1 ark crew to be released within 1 year.
Granted, but they're PC exclusives so nobody ever gets their orders.

I wish that the Transformers were real! :D

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but they invade the planet and make us all slaves for rebuilding Cybertron.

I wish for a Hasbro released Generations style Ark to scale with Masterpiece figures.

[FatalityPitt]

Granted, but they invade the planet and make us all slaves for rebuilding Cybertron.

I wish for a Hasbro released Generations style Ark to scale with Masterpiece figures.

Granted, but it'll be so big that you'll need to dismantle and reassemble it to get it through your door.

I wish for HasTak to retool the Amazon Exclusive Repugnus mould into a Neo-G1 Squeezeplay.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but it'll be so big that you'll need to dismantle and reassemble it to get it through your door.

I wish for HasTak to retool the Amazon Exclusive Repugnus mould into a Neo-G1 Squeezeplay.

Granted, but he has a severely contagious infection of crabs.

I wish for tank transformers to have fully articulated tracks (not little spindly wheels)

[Ralph Wiggum]

Granted, but he has a severely contagious infection of crabs.

I wish for tank transformers to have fully articulated tracks (not little spindly wheels)

Granted. They’re made of hard plastic which won’t grip and therefore only works on rubber surfaces.

I wish for an accurate Bumblebee movie MP toy and not this half attempt we’re getting.

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted, but they invade the planet and make us all slaves for rebuilding Cybertron.
I for one welcome our robot overlords.

I wish for tank transformers to have fully articulated tracks (not little spindly wheels)
You know that these do exist, right? ;)
e.g. Beast Wars Rampage, Combiner Wars Megatron

I wish for an accurate Bumblebee movie MP toy and not this half attempt we’re getting.
Granted, but it's only ever released in red.

I wish for the Transformers to appear in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

[G1Optimal]

Granted but the move bankrupts marvel studios

I wish takara-tomy whould make a masterpiece superion

[TaZZerath]

Granted but the move bankrupts marvel studios

I wish takara-tomy whould make a masterpiece superion

Granted, but they include Alpha Bravo rather than Slingshot.

I wish they could wrap up the current Bayverse continuity in one well-produced movie without glaring plotholes.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish they could wrap up the current Bayverse continuity in one well-produced movie without glaring plotholes.
Granted. Michael Bay produces the perfect Transformers movie. Absolutely flawless in every aspect. But the story concludes in a way that makes it impossible to be sequelised and Michael Bay announces that it's definitely his last movie, leaving fans finally wanting to see more Bayformers! But they won't get any more! :D

I wish for Gunformers to be perfectly legal across all Australia (as it currently is in SA and WA).

[TaZZerath]

Granted. Michael Bay produces the perfect Transformers movie. Absolutely flawless in every aspect. But the story concludes in a way that makes it impossible to be sequelised and Michael Bay announces that it's definitely his last movie, leaving fans finally wanting to see more Bayformers! But they won't get any more! :D

I wish for Gunformers to be perfectly legal across all Australia (as it currently is in SA and WA).

Granted, until someone pulls an MP Megatron in a robbery and ruins it for SA and WA as well, and all Gunformers are banned permanently from Australian shores.

I wish for LG-EX Big Powered to be at a reasonable price :D

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for LG-EX Big Powered to be at a reasonable price :D
Granted (https://www.toybotimportz.com.au/products/takara-tomy-mall-exclusive-lg-ex-big-powered). Except... uh... except nothing. This is a really good price! It's actually bit cheaper than buying it directly from TakaraTOMY Mall, plus it's a local Aussie retailer. Cost of postage works out cheaper than international. Okay, I guess the catch is that it is still expensive for what it is - but that's what happens when you produce a limited exclusive in small volumes. Okay, the catch is that it's not cheap (but I think it's still reasonable - and you all know that I'm a total tightwad when it comes to prices ;)).

I wish for G1 Big Powered to be reissued.

[TaZZerath]

Granted (https://www.toybotimportz.com.au/products/takara-tomy-mall-exclusive-lg-ex-big-powered). Except... uh... except nothing. This is a really good price! It's actually bit cheaper than buying it directly from TakaraTOMY Mall, plus it's a local Aussie retailer. Cost of postage works out cheaper than international. Okay, I guess the catch is that it is still expensive for what it is - but that's what happens when you produce a limited exclusive in small volumes. Okay, the catch is that it's not cheap (but I think it's still reasonable - and you all know that I'm a total tightwad when it comes to prices ;)).

I wish for G1 Big Powered to be reissued.

Well to be fair I hadn’t seen what the Aussie $ price would be so... yeah, for 3 exclusives, this is pretty good. I’m thinking I’m gonna have to oxipay this. I don’t think I’m going to be able to pass it up.

Granted, but its missing the connectors for making Big Powered and the Micromasters it should have.

I wish for Powermasters to be rereleased in CHUG style. We’ve had headmasters and targetmasters so cmon!

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for Powermasters to be rereleased in CHUG style. We’ve had headmasters and targetmasters so cmon!
Granted, but they're G2 Power Masters (https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Power_Master) :D

I wish that Anglophone fans would forever stop arguing over FIRRIB.

[Tha_Phantom]

Granted, but they're G2 Power Masters (https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Power_Master) :D

I wish that Anglophone fans would forever stop arguing over FIRRIB.

Granted, but now they argue over Blitzwing and Starscream and make the same repetitive, annoying jokes about it.

I wish for the Bumblebee movie to not only be good, but end up being the best film of all time.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Granted, but now they argue over Blitzwing and Starscream and make the same repetitive, annoying jokes about it.

I wish for the Bumblebee movie to not only be good, but end up being the best film of all time.

Granted. Bumblebee movie becomes a worldwide phenomenom. Transformers franchise itself experiences a resurgence reminiscent of the 80’s golden era. As a result all toys and merchandise triple in cost

I wish for a 1986 movie accurate Unicron toy that transforms and is at a REASONABLE size.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for a 1986 movie accurate Unicron toy that transforms and is at a REASONABLE size.
Granted, but it's just a reissue of 2010 Unicron (https://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/f/f9/TF2010toy-Unicron.jpg)

I wish for Japanese fans to stop arguing over Akira (https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Akira_Serikawa)'s gender.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but it's just a reissue of 2010 Unicron (https://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/f/f9/TF2010toy-Unicron.jpg)

I wish for Japanese fans to stop arguing over Akira (https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Akira_Serikawa)'s gender.

Granted. But now the rest of the world argues about her gender. His gender? ;)

I wish they made a Generations toy of Big Red (https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Big_Red)

[G1Optimal]

Granted but his alt mode is a bottle of heinz big red tomato sauce

I wish they redid the g1 cartoon in cgi with original sound track

[Golden Phoenix]

Granted but his alt mode is a bottle of heinz big red tomato sauce

I wish they redid the g1 cartoon in cgi with original sound track

Done. But they redid it in the best CGI available in the 80s for retro accuracy.

I wish for a good transformers novel

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish they redid the g1 cartoon in cgi with original sound track
Granted, but the animation is done by Boulder Media (https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Boulder_Media_Studio) and the sound and vocal tracks are literally lifted off the G1 cartoon with no changes made. Also, all G1 animation errors are duplicated. On the plus side, Avengers Infinity War has immunised kids to the point that the death of Optimus Prime doesn't phase them. On the down side, angry online comments flow in after Season 3 introduces new audiences to the Socialist Democratic Federated Republic of Carbombya.

I wish for a G1 Scorponok reissue.

[Tha_Phantom]

I wish for a G1 Scorponok reissue.

Granted, but it is $600 and has noticeably inferior plastic.
Bonus: the inevitable Black Zarack reissue still has GPS.

I wish for a season 4 and 5 of Beast Wars that overrides the continuity of Beast Machines.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but it is $600 and has noticeably inferior plastic.
Bonus: the inevitable Black Zarack reissue still has GPS.

I wish for a season 4 and 5 of Beast Wars that overrides the continuity of Beast Machines.

Granted, but it comes at the cost of the character development which made Beast Wars so good, and fans start believing that it should’ve ended at season 3.

I wish for McDonalds to bring back the transforming food robots.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Granted, but it comes at the cost of the character development which made Beast Wars so good, and fans start believing that it should’ve ended at season 3.

I wish for McDonalds to bring back the transforming food robots.

Granted. But the next happy meal you eat gives you diabetes.

I wish for MP Hound to be released before Q2 2019.

[Tha_Phantom]

Granted. But the next happy meal you eat gives you diabetes.

I wish for MP Hound to be released before Q2 2019.

Granted, but due to rushed production it is missing an important piece which Takara then issue out to customers AFTER Q2 2019.

I wish for a Masterpiece Megatron in his black Microchange deco.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but due to rushed production it is missing an important piece which Takara then issue out to customers AFTER Q2 2019.

I wish for a Masterpiece Megatron in his black Microchange deco.

Granted, but they glue in a lovely fluorescent orange plug on the end of his barrel which is impossible to remove without breaking the figure.

I wish for waist rotations to be made mandatory on all humanoid transformers figures.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for waist rotations to be made mandatory on all humanoid transformers figures.
Granted, but they all break like G1 Mirage.

I wish that Hasbro would release action figures of all of IDW's new characters (e.g. Rung, DJD etc.) - having different more marketable alt modes is fine.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but they all break like G1 Mirage.

I wish that Hasbro would release action figures of all of IDW's new characters (e.g. Rung, DJD etc.) - having different more marketable alt modes is fine.

Done, but they also release an Adaptus/Pharma toy, which upon opening makes everyone immediately forget about their transformers collections.

I wish for HasTak to invent a way to make spaceship/airplane/choppaaaa modes hover.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for HasTak to invent a way to make spaceship/airplane/choppaaaa modes hover.
Granted, but the transformations and robot modes are rubbish as the toys are slave to the gimmick.

I wish for Australia Post to hurry up and deliver the reissue MiniBots that I ordered from Cotton On Kids and paid for express next day delivery! :p

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but the transformations and robot modes are rubbish as the toys are slave to the gimmick.

I wish for Australia Post to hurry up and deliver the reissue MiniBots that I ordered from Cotton On Kids and paid for express next day delivery! :p

Granted, but they have accidentally sent you MLP clothes as your order got switched.

I wish that Movie Ironhide's death had more impact from his fellow Autobots from DoTM :(

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish that Movie Ironhide's death had more impact from his fellow Autobots from DoTM :(
Granted. Ironhide dies defending a large group of humans. His Autobots surround him and pay tribute as his Spark fades. Only later do they discover that the people he saved were Neo-Nazi Anti-Vaxxers.

I wish for a Transformers TV series that did not have either an Optimus or a Megatron appearing in it. We came close with RiD not having a Megatron!

[TaZZerath]

Granted. Ironhide dies defending a large group of humans. His Autobots surround him and pay tribute as his Spark fades. Only later do they discover that the people he saved were Neo-Nazi Anti-Vaxxers.

I wish for a Transformers TV series that did not have either an Optimus or a Megatron appearing in it. We came close with RiD not having a Megatron!

Granted, but every character is an iteration of Bumblebee from every conceivable multiversal stream.

I wish for a Cliffjumper movie in the same vein as the upcoming Bumblebee movie. Poor guy doesn’t get enough love.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Granted, but every character is an iteration of Bumblebee from every conceivable multiversal stream.

I wish for a Cliffjumper movie in the same vein as the upcoming Bumblebee movie. Poor guy doesn’t get enough love.

Granted. But it’s a direct to dvd release starring Pauly Shore, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Jaden Smith. Bonus end credit song by Will Smith.

I wish for movie Masterpiece (MPM) Ratchet.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for movie Masterpiece (MPM) Ratchet.
Granted, but it's built with a detachable leg (to reenact his end fight with Lockdown) that is highly prone to falling off.

I wish that Hasbro would finally make a Botanica toy.

[M-bot]

Granted, but it's built with a detachable leg (to reenact his end fight with Lockdown) that is highly prone to falling off.

I wish that Hasbro would finally make a Botanica toy.

Granted, but like a real plant, it needs constant water and fertilizing and it wilts after 5 days anyway.

I wish for my children to let me sleep after 6am on weekends!;) Not TF related and not particularly likely, so I will instead wish for an MP Jazz with a sound chip that plays the music out of his speakers from the G1 cartoon.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but like a real plant, it needs constant water and fertilizing and it wilts after 5 days anyway.

I wish for my children to let me sleep after 6am on weekends!;) Not TF related and not particularly likely, so I will instead wish for an MP Jazz with a sound chip that plays the music out of his speakers from the G1 cartoon.

Granted but all it plays is Tay-Tay.

Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate.....

I wish for a kibble free CHUG combiner (integrates hands and feet)

[SMHFConvoy]

Granted but all it plays is Tay-Tay.

Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate.....

I wish for a kibble free CHUG combiner (integrates hands and feet)

Granted it's just a big action master but its kibble free!

I wish for a leader class Blue Bacchus to go with the TR Sky Shadow.

[Tetsuwan Convoy]

I wish for a leader class Blue Bacchus to go with the TR Sky Shadow.

Granted. They upsize a POTP landmine pretender shell in Blue Bacchus colours, with a TR headmaster to go with it and of course call it Blue Bacchus.

I wish for a Deluxe scaled original Death's Head toy.

(is that TF related enough?)

I like this game! :D

[FatalityPitt]

Granted. They upsize a POTP landmine pretender shell in Blue Bacchus colours, with a TR headmaster to go with it and of course call it Blue Bacchus.

I wish for a Deluxe scaled original Death's Head toy.

(is that TF related enough?)

I like this game! :D

Granted:

https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-29371489244166/marvel-avengers-infinite-series-2-death-s-head-ii-action-figure-8.gif

Now go, enjoy your Death's Head figure!

I wish for every child around the world have a G1 Optimus Prime toy. Colourful plastic robots that change from one thing to another IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS!!

[Ralph Wiggum]

I wish for every child around the world have a G1 Optimus Prime toy. Colourful plastic robots that change from one thing to another IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS!!

Granted. Now as each child gets older, an environmental catastrophe unfolds as landfills and waterways become clogged with discarded plastic robots. Thanks a lot, jerk :D

Thanks to Fatality, my next wish is for toys be made from a biodegradable plastic which only deteriorate once discarded, or at least can be recycled.

[FatalityPitt]

Thanks to Fatality, my next wish is for toys be made from a biodegradable plastic which only deteriorate once discarded, or at least can be recycled.

Hahaha. Granted. Now every action figure will become more expensive due to mark-ups from the R&D investments to develop this new plastic, and there is a risk that the plastic will decay when exposed to sunlight and bacteria.

I wish for Getaway to be in the next wave of G1 reissues.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for Getaway to be in the next wave of G1 reissues.
Granted, but the white plastic is already yellowed. ;)
https://image.ibb.co/k44VpU/meme-customfaded.jpg
I wish that I knew how to play the collectable Transformers card game.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish that I knew how to play the collectable Transformers card game.
No takers? Time for another DIY answer then...

Granted, but by the time I work it out everyone else has stopped playing this game and I have noone else to play with. Boo.

I wish for a My Little Pony x Transformers crossover

[Ralph Wiggum]

No takers? Time for another DIY answer then...

Granted, but by the time I work it out everyone else has stopped playing this game and I have noone else to play with. Boo.

I wish for a My Little Pony x Transformers crossover

Granted. Purist Transformers fans now turn to 3P figures to get their Transformers fix.

I wish for a lifesize Devastator to be built from actual heavy vehicles.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for a lifesize Devastator to be built from actual heavy vehicles.
Granted, but it's Bayformers Devastator and nothing more than an immovable statue.

I wish that the owner of Voldemort Collectables would get his just desserts.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but it's Bayformers Devastator and nothing more than an immovable statue.

I wish that the owner of Voldemort Collectables would get his just desserts.

Granted, but he gets just desserts, and all the ones you like.

I wish it was April already...

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish it was April already...
Granted (http://otca.com.au/boards/showthread.php?t=25371). ;)

I wish that selling toys didn't suck so much.

[TaZZerath]

Granted (http://otca.com.au/boards/showthread.php?t=25371). ;)

I wish that selling toys didn't suck so much.

Ohhhh that was a good one. Very amusing :)

Granted, toy selling becomes very easy however your only option is to get paid in tokens to be used in arcade machines.

I wish that I'd joined this community sooner!

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish that I'd joined this community sooner!
Granted, but your collection is now 10 times its current size and there's no more room on your desk for anything else. Your drawers are also full of the paper newsletters that griffin used to print and send to members.

I wish that all collectors would get a discount of 1% off any TF purchase from anywhere per year of collecting.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but your collection is now 10 times its current size and there's no more room on your desk for anything else. Your drawers are also full of the paper newsletters that griffin used to print and send to members.

I wish that all collectors would get a discount of 1% off any TF purchase from anywhere per year of collecting.

Paper newsletters? SWEET!

Granted, but all purchases must be made in Bitcoin.

I wish for Machinima to be banned from making any future Transformers short series a la Combiner Wars Trilogy. No, Machinima! Bad Machinima!

[Tha_Phantom]

I wish for Machinima to be banned from making any future Transformers short series a la Combiner Wars Trilogy. No, Machinima! Bad Machinima!

Granted, all future series are handled by AKOM instead.

I wish for a fire truck Optimus Prime in the Seige line to match the Ultra Magnus and be able to combine into Omega Prime.
(if this has already been confirmed you can still corrupt the wish)

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but he comes with a super twitchy soundbox which not only compromises his look but goes off with over the top battle attack lines if you so much as look at him.

I wish for a rerelease of the Softimus Prime/Slumblebee toys or new updated transforming plushies so I could get them for my son!

[BigTransformerTrev]

I wish for a rerelease of the Softimus Prime/Slumblebee toys or new updated transforming plushies so I could get them for my son!

I WISH this wish was granted as I’d do it too! I wish I’d bought a dozen of each when they were $9 in the stores - now they are stupidly expensive on the secondary market.

Sorry, I fail the theme of the thread because I just want TaZZ’s wish to come true :o:p

I’ll try my best though: Errr... granted but the come alive like Chuckie at night and do evil, evil things.

I wish that they would finally do a line of in-store available Seekers that includes every single character - even including the obscure ones such as Hotlink and Redwing

[TaZZerath]

I WISH this wish was granted as I’d do it too! I wish I’d bought a dozen of each when they were $9 in the stores - now they are stupidly expensive on the secondary market.

Sorry, I fail the theme of the thread because I just want TaZZ’s wish to come true :o:p

I’ll try my best though: Errr... granted but the come alive like Chuckie at night and do evil, evil things.

I wish that they would finally do a line of in-store available Seekers that includes every single character - even including the obscure ones such as Hotlink and Redwing

Granted, but they're all based off Bayverse Legends-scale Starscream.

I wish for more 80's style glam rock Transformers themed music like from The Animated Movie soundtrack

[Tha_Phantom]

Granted, but they're all based off Bayverse Legends-scale Starscream.

^ Oh that is cruel!



I wish for more 80's style glam rock Transformers themed music like from The Animated Movie soundtrack

Granted, but it is done by Nickelback.

I wish for a set of blue Masterpiece Ravage and Laserbeak.

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted, all future series are handled by AKOM instead.
That would actually be really cool! AKOM today aren't the same as they were in the 80s - their animation quality is a lot better now. Among other titles, they also animate The Simpsons. :)

I wish for a set of blue Masterpiece Ravage and Laserbeak^Cobalt Sentries.
Granted, but they both suffer from significant mould degradation problems.

I wish that Spike and Carly had used a rubber. ;)

[Tha_Phantom]

I wish that Spike and Carly had used a rubber. ;)

Granted, both now get top marks in their exams and move on to become top scientists. Their son, Daniel, is also an aspiring scientist but spends too much time hanging out with his friend Wheelie.

I wish for Masterpiece Deep Cover (no, G2 Sideswipe doesn't count :p )

[TaZZerath]

Granted, both now get top marks in their exams and move on to become top scientists. Their son, Daniel, is also an aspiring scientist but spends too much time hanging out with his friend Wheelie.

I wish for Masterpiece Deep Cover (no, G2 Sideswipe doesn't count :p )

Granted, but his cover is so deep you don't truly know which faction, universe or line he is from, so you can't ever be sure you'll find him online or in retail stores.

I wish that Chip Chase had received more screentime.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish that Chip Chase had received more screentime.
Granted. Spike Witwicky, after having witnessed Chip stand up from his wheelchair to catch the explosive, reports Chip to authorities for fraud. Chip is arrested and spends 10 years in prison. Upon his release, Chip seeks revenge by shooting Sparkplug before turning the gun on himself. This explains why neither character are ever seen in TFTM or post-movie episodes.

I wish for proper Deluxe Class figures of Shatter and Dropkick.

[TaZZerath]

Granted. Spike Witwicky, after having witnessed Chip stand up from his wheelchair to catch the explosive, reports Chip to authorities for fraud. Chip is arrested and spends 10 years in prison. Upon his release, Chip seeks revenge by shooting Sparkplug before turning the gun on himself. This explains why neither character are ever seen in TFTM or post-movie episodes.

I wish for proper Deluxe Class figures of Shatter and Dropkick.

God damn. I'd pay good money for a movie like that. You could call it "The Transformed Man" :D

Granted, but in the spirit of "gimmicky toys without their gimmicks", they are missing their heads and the heads are only available in an Amazon Exclusive (US).

I wish for Hasbro to expand on the Ammonites idea from the Dark Cybertron storyline in the IDW comics (multi-multi-combiners)

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for Hasbro to expand on the Ammonites idea from the Dark Cybertron storyline in the IDW comics (multi-multi-combiners)
Granted. The next set are 3 Mini-Cons who don't have individual alt modes, but combine to form Beast Wars Dead End (who can transform to beast mode). :)

I wish that Hasbro would revisit their original intention for Pretenders; i.e. robots who can transform into humans. Much like Alice from Revenge of the Fallen.

[Tha_Phantom]

Granted. The next set are 3 Mini-Cons who don't have individual alt modes, but combine to form Beast Wars Dead End (who can transform to beast mode). :)

I wish that Hasbro would revisit their original intention for Pretenders; i.e. robots who can transform into humans. Much like Alice from Revenge of the Fallen.

Granted, they're a repeat of the awesomeness that was Animorphs. :p

I wish for Battle Gaia and Guard City Encore reissues.

[TaZZerath]

Granted. The next set are 3 Mini-Cons who don't have individual alt modes, but combine to form Beast Wars Dead End (who can transform to beast mode). :)

OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE


I wish for Battle Gaia and Guard City Encore reissues.

Granted, but they're Kabaya Gum model kits.

I wish for weapon storage on non-military vehicles to be well thought out and available on all new releases.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for weapon storage on non-military vehicles to be well thought out and available on all new releases.
Granted, but all of their weapons are now alt mode parts.
e.g. exhaust pipes, bumper bars etc.

I wish for a Special Edition to be made of Bayformers that fixes all the flaws.

[Tha_Phantom]

Granted, but all of their weapons are now alt mode parts.
e.g. exhaust pipes, bumper bars etc.

I wish for a Special Edition to be made of Bayformers that fixes all the flaws.

Granted, it's a DVD with 2 hours of silent, black screen.

I wish for a G1 Jetfire reissue.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, it's a DVD with 2 hours of silent, black screen.

I wish for a G1 Jetfire reissue.

Granted, but this triggers Harmony Gold to begin an Intellectual Property war, which also encompasses Diaclone/Microchange (by some obscure Takara-related loophole), along with tentative naming rights for some Transformers characters, and any potential for releases of Transformers toys based off these lines or names are put on indefinite hold.

I wish for more Legends sized figures with three modes (robot, alt, weapon) for Leader/Combiner/Titan-class figures to wield

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for more Legends sized figures with three modes (robot, alt, weapon) for Leader/Combiner/Titan-class figures to wield
Granted, but they're just oversized Prime Masters.

I wish for Hasbro to reissue the Battle Beasts on packaging that officially includes them into the Transformers universe (as they were originally meant to be).

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but they're just oversized Prime Masters.

I wish for Hasbro to reissue the Battle Beasts on packaging that officially includes them into the Transformers universe (as they were originally meant to be).

Granted, but due to a production error, the excellent Alex Milne artwork has been completely ruined due to the placement of the multilingual writing.

I wish for the return of water-based gimmicks!

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for the return of water-based gimmicks!
Granted...
https://image.ibb.co/gac30f/temp.jpg

I wish for a better conclusion to the Transformers Marvel continuity than what we got with ReGeneration One.

[TaZZerath]

Granted...
https://image.ibb.co/gac30f/temp.jpg

I wish for a better conclusion to the Transformers Marvel continuity than what we got with ReGeneration One.

Oh man that was gold (no pun intended)

TBH I actually kinda liked ReGeneration One (hides)

HOWEVER....

Granted. It's all Shockwave's fault.

I wish for the return of Legends with little (minicon?) triple-changers packed in.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for the return of Legends with little (minicon?) triple-changers packed in.
Granted, but just like last time these toys are never released in Australia. The AUD hits parity with the USD but you skip them and attempt to purchase them 5 years later when the aftermarket price has nearly doubled. ;)

I wish for more Transformers apparel to be available at local retail

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but just like last time these toys are never released in Australia. The AUD hits parity with the USD but you skip them and attempt to purchase them 5 years later when the aftermarket price has nearly doubled. ;)

I wish for more Transformers apparel to be available at local retail

Granted, but its all Mankini's.

I wish for another faction to be invented to throw into the Autobot/Decepticon war (a bit like Minicons, but in all different scales)

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for another faction to be invented to throw into the Autobot/Decepticon war (a bit like Minicons, but in all different scales)
Granted, but everything in this faction is grossly out of scale with each other.
e.g. Legends Class aircraft carrier, Ultra Class toaster, Legion Class city, Leader Class stapler etc.

I wish that Transformers Adventure Game Books would make a comeback.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but everything in this faction is grossly out of scale with each other.
e.g. Legends Class aircraft carrier, Ultra Class toaster, Legion Class city, Leader Class stapler etc.

I wish that Transformers Adventure Game Books would make a comeback.

I'd be all OVER an Ultra-class Ejector!

Anyways,

Granted, but every path ends up with you eaten by Unicron, thanks to an IDW Unicron event tie-in promotion.

I wish that the Transformers Universe RPG game hadn't been cancelled.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish that the Transformers Universe RPG game hadn't been cancelled.
Granted. The game is popular for 6 months then nobody cares about it and you have no-one else to play with. Just like War For Cybertron and Fall of Cybertron!

I wish that they'd release upgrade packs for WFC/FOC that installed bots so that we could play the multiplayer games now despite a lack of other human players to go against.

[FatalityPitt]

I wish that they'd release upgrade packs for WFC/FOC that installed bots so that we could play the multiplayer games now despite a lack of other human players to go against.

Granted, but the AI is so simple that the bots fail to provide any challenge.

I wish for a Neo-G1 Combiner Wars style Piranacon to be announced.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for a Neo-G1 Combiner Wars style Piranacon to be announced.
Granted, but it's only ever released in its Timelines colours, and for reasons unknown, Nautilator is never done.

I wish that the rest of Robots In Disguise would be released on DVD already.

[FatalityPitt]

Granted, then after you've seen all the episodes, there will be nothing left to watch but Cyberverse.

I wish for a mass retail release of Shattered Glass Starscream.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, then after you've seen all the episodes, there will be nothing left to watch but Cyberverse.

I wish for a mass retail release of Shattered Glass Starscream.

Granted, but it’s actually as an SSSS.gridman character.

I wish for an all female transformer series just as something different. Let’s see the fembots kick some tailpipe!

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted, but the series is short lived as by the final act of episode 1 Cyclonus comes and murders all of the femme-bots to avenge his former crewmate (https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Tailpipe_(G1)).

I wish for licensed Transformers shorts and pants.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but the series is short lived as by the final act of episode 1 Cyclonus comes and murders all of the femme-bots to avenge his former crewmate (https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Tailpipe_(G1)).

I wish for licensed Transformers shorts and pants.

Granted, but they are manufactured with such terrible quality that they rip as soon as you bend over, creating some very embarrassing situations.

I wish for additional PoTP ladies to flesh out an Elita-infin1te properly alongside Elita-1, Moonracer and Firsestar (Arcee and Chromia would do fine!)

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for additional PoTP ladies to flesh out an Elita-infin1te properly alongside Elita-1, Moonracer and Firsestar (Arcee and Chromia would do fine!)
Granted, but it's just Victorion repackaged in a new POTP box.

I wish that I could find more Transformers songs at Karaoke, especially the Anglophone themes (finding Japanese TF themes is relatively easy).

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but it's just Victorion repackaged in a new POTP box.

I wish that I could find more Transformers songs at Karaoke, especially the Anglophone themes (finding Japanese TF themes is relatively easy).

Done but it’s all just Linkin Park songs anyway.

I wish for more Duocons, new characters and vehicle designs

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for more Duocons, new characters and vehicle designs
Granted. Sucked in (https://media.entertainmentearth.com/assets/images/2a67a9f4836e440990115e582b1284aflg.jpg). ;)

I wish that the Real Gear Robots would make a comeback.

[TaZZerath]

Granted. Sucked in (https://media.entertainmentearth.com/assets/images/2a67a9f4836e440990115e582b1284aflg.jpg). ;)

I wish that the Real Gear Robots would make a comeback.

Granted, but they're just real gears.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zvUdE03MseI/TjFe22lvglI/AAAAAAAAADQ/3JggvGuswdE/s1600/9.png

I wish that Hasbro would release weapon accessory packs. No targetmasters or guys that turn into weapons, just weapons! (both ranged and melee)

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish that Hasbro would release weapon accessory packs. No targetmasters or guys that turn into weapons, just weapons! (both ranged and melee)
Granted, but they're made of flimsy plastic and prone to developing stress marks or just breaking, just like the Old Skool Playmates TMNT weapons! (esp Michelangelo's nunchakus).

I wish that Capcom would make a Street Fighter style Transformers fighting game.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but they're made of flimsy plastic and prone to developing stress marks or just breaking, just like the Old Skool Playmates TMNT weapons! (esp Michelangelo's nunchakus).

I wish that Capcom would make a Street Fighter style Transformers fighting game.

Granted, but it’s just another fighting game with an obscure character that has to be unlocked.

I wish for a Cybetron version of Law and Order. Nightbeat
can be the lead

[Ralph Wiggum]

Granted, but it’s just another fighting game with an obscure character that has to be unlocked.

I wish for a Cybetron version of Law and Order. Nightbeat
can be the lead

Granted. But the courtroom is run by Quintessons resulting in a mockery of justice.

I wish for a shop-quality glass display cabinets to be cheaper.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for a shop-quality glass display cabinets to be cheaper.
Granted. But they're all 20cm^3 at $100 a pop

I wish that Hasbro Australia would sanction an official TF con here.

[Tha_Phantom]

I wish that Hasbro Australia would sanction an official TF con here.

Granted, but there are no new figure reveals, no exclusive figures or any celebrity/notable guests. Thus, pretty much nobody attends.

I wish for a CW/UW/POTP style Battle Gaia.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but there are no new figure reveals, no exclusive figures or any celebrity/notable guests. Thus, pretty much nobody attends.

I wish for a CW/UW/POTP style Battle Gaia.

Granted, but they make Shuttle Gunner a jet.

I wish for balance issues for Transformers to be fixed forever in both robot and alt modes.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for balance issues for Transformers to be fixed forever in both robot and alt modes.
Granted. Transformers are now manufactured and attached to solid shelves in vaults, rendering them permanently immobile. Toys cannot be moved, so instead, HasTak sells "I owe you" notes for owning these toys, thus consumers own them in theory but can never physically obtain them. So basically Transformers toys have become a form of currency. :)

I wish that they'd repaint and retool TR Bumblebee as Cliffjumper already.

[TaZZerath]

Granted. Transformers are now manufactured and attached to solid shelves in vaults, rendering them permanently immobile. Toys cannot be moved, so instead, HasTak sells "I owe you" notes for owning these toys, thus consumers own them in theory but can never physically obtain them. So basically Transformers toys have become a form of currency. :)

I wish that they'd repaint and retool TR Bumblebee as Cliffjumper already.

Granted, but as soon as you get him home your PoTP Screamer jumps off your shelf and kills him.

(Yes I'm aware this isn't the Aligned Continuity ;))

I wish for a Masterpiece Springer.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for a Masterpiece Springer.
Granted, but as soon as you get him home he jumps out of his box, rips your TR Overlord in half and sends each half to the beginning and end of time.

I wish that HasTak would release all comic/cartoon exclusive characters as regular mass retail toys (e.g. Xaaron, Rung etc.).

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but as soon as you get him home he jumps out of his box, rips your TR Overlord in half and sends each half to the beginning and end of time.

I wish that HasTak would release all comic/cartoon exclusive characters as regular mass retail toys (e.g. Xaaron, Rung etc.).

Considering all the drama about me never RECEIVING my TR Overlord, this is particularly cruel :D

Granted, HasTak release Rung but everyone forgets about him so he shelfwarms forever, HasTak feel that releasing other exclusives is a waste, and cancels Flame, Xaaron, Pharma, Tyrest and any future plans.

I wish for all future TankFormers to have resolved the 'non-rotating turret' issue.

[Seraphim Prime]

Granted.

They just remove the turret.

I wish for characters other than G1.

[GoktimusPrime]

They just remove the turret.
BAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

I wish for characters other than G1.
Granted. Behold, Generations Animorphs.

I wish that TF toy distribution didn't suck.

[TaZZerath]

BAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

Granted. Behold, Generations Animorphs.

I wish that TF toy distribution didn't suck.

That turret one was gold :D

Granted, the market gets flooded with Cyberverse Scout figures.

I wish for a return to IDW Spotlight-style one-shots of characters for some more in-depth character development.

[Tha_Phantom]

I wish that TF toy distribution didn't suck.

Granted, it bites instead.

I wish for an MP-10 cab in blue Powered Convoy deco.

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted. It's released but almost entirely in blue as a representation of Optimus Prime as the Decepticon's prisoner in S.O.S. Dinobots. It also comes with no weapons and instead has transparent plastic bonds with speckled rainbow colours inside.
https://image.ibb.co/fjYG3L/temp.jpg (https://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/c/c0/SOSDinobots_bluePrime.jpg)

I wish that Hasbro would release an Emirate Xaaron toy already!

[TaZZerath]

Granted. It's released but almost entirely in blue as a representation of Optimus Prime as the Decepticon's prisoner in S.O.S. Dinobots. It also comes with no weapons and instead has transparent plastic bonds with speckled rainbow colours inside.
https://image.ibb.co/fjYG3L/temp.jpg (https://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/c/c0/SOSDinobots_bluePrime.jpg)

I wish that Hasbro would release an Emirate Xaaron toy already!

You KNOW there'd be fans out there which would buy such a masterpiece...

Granted, but Xaaron hasn't transformed in so many millenia that he forgot he's got GPS and the instructions don't mention issues, so upon attempting to transform him into combat tank mode, he shatters, killing him.

I wish that the Star Seekers had been explored more. A faction of pirates is a fantastic idea.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish that the Star Seekers had been explored more. A faction of pirates is a fantastic idea.
Granted, but their only next canonical appearance is in Bayformers where they make the Bayformers Wreckers look good <shudder>

I wish that Hasbro would make the Animated Constructicons as toys already.

[FatalityPitt]

Granted, but as Tiny Titans.

I wish they made this (https://transformersforgedtofight.com/bot-intel-report-scorponok/) into a toy.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but as Tiny Titans.

I wish they made this (https://transformersforgedtofight.com/bot-intel-report-scorponok/) into a toy.

Granted, but he gets thrown into lava by a transwarp explosion and perishes, wasting a good character (and toy) before its time.

I wish for a return of the Micromasters being 3-packs not just two as it is in the Siege line (although I'll STILL be snapping some of them up)

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for a return of the Micromasters being 3-packs not just two as it is in the Siege line
Granted, but they're 3 packs instead of the original four-member Patrols from G1.
e.g.
Race Car Patrol: Roadhandler, Swindler, Tailspin, Freewheeler
Off-Road Patrol: Powertrain, Tote, High Jump, Mudslinger
Air Strike Patrol: Nightflight, Storm Cloud, Whisper, Tailwind
Yes, you just pre-corrupted your own wish! :D

Okay, okay, I'll corrupt it some more. Hasbro releases the unreleased members only as other character repaints.
e.g.
They never release a Siege Freewheeler but they release Deadwheeler (the Micromaster who comes with Sky Hyper).
They never release Mudslinger but they release Greasepit.
They never release Tailwind but they release Hot House
etc.

I wish that they would release later variants of Siege Refraktor with toy accurate colours.

[TaZZerath]

Oh right, they were four-packs. Whoopsies. I blame Information Creep :D

Granted, but they are mail-away specials only like the good ol' days. The antiquated mail system gets banked up and orders get lost. You only manage to collect 2/3 'reflector' components required, and Spectro becomes a scalpers dream on eBay.

I wish that one of the Holy Grails of tfwiki, the Hot Rod go kart, was found and they took photos of it!

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish that one of the Holy Grails of tfwiki, the Hot Rod go kart, was found and they took photos of it!
Granted, but the photos are really old and way grainier and unfocussed than these photos taken on film! (http://otca.com.au/boards/showthread.php?t=25962) :D

I wish that the Chinese exclusive POTP Predaking sword would become available for individual sale even if only exclusively via online retailers.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but the photos are really old and way grainier and unfocussed than these photos taken on film! (http://otca.com.au/boards/showthread.php?t=25962) :D

I wish that the Chinese exclusive POTP Predaking sword would become available for individual sale even if only exclusively via online retailers.

Granted, but its a two-edged sword...... :p

I wish for a Leader-class mass-released Thunderwing based on the Black Shadow/Overlord mold.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for a Leader-class mass-released Thunderwing based on the Black Shadow/Overlord mold.
Granted, but it's a straight up repaint of Overlord (not Black Shadow). Zero retooling.

I wish that Stan Lee filmed a cameo role in the upcoming Bumblebee film

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but it's a straight up repaint of Overlord (not Black Shadow). Zero retooling.

I wish that Stan Lee filmed a cameo role in the upcoming Bumblebee film

Granted, but Stan Lee is played by Shia LeBoeuf. JUST DO IT! EXCELSIOR!

I wish for a deluxe class battleslash and roadtrap which Duocon combine like the legends do, so the actual tooling is more workable.

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted, but it's nothing more than a straight up-size of the Legends figures. No weapon included and the extra bit of plastic extending past the fists are still there. No embellishments or improvements are made to the design, it's nothing more than a larger version of the existing figures.

I wish that a good director would come along and continue the existing Bayformers universe and take it to a new/better direction. Or maybe a soft reboot, similar to what The Incredible Hulk did for Hulk and led it into the MCU.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but it's nothing more than a straight up-size of the Legends figures. No weapon included and the extra bit of plastic extending past the fists are still there. No embellishments or improvements are made to the design, it's nothing more than a larger version of the existing figures.

I wish that a good director would come along and continue the existing Bayformers universe and take it to a new/better direction. Or maybe a soft reboot, similar to what The Incredible Hulk did for Hulk and led it into the MCU.

Granted. Its a collaborative effort between George Miller and Taika Waititi and features a well-rounded and applauded cast list. Leaked news indicates this could be just what the franchise needs to bring it towards the 2020s. Tragically during editing there is a freak fire in the building and despite no loss of life, over 85% of the film is lost and digital backups are found to be corrupted. Due to budget restraints the movie cannot be refilmed and mass media report it as the 'biggest loss to the motion picture industry in the 21st century'.

I wish for the rerelease of the transformer USB sticks they had a while back...

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for the rerelease of the transformer USB sticks they had a while back...
Granted. And they are reissued exactly as they were, in all their terrible crapulence. Yay, another self-corrupting wish! :D

I wish that fans would stop criticising anything that's different from G1.

[TaZZerath]

Granted. And they are reissued exactly as they were, in all their terrible crapulence. Yay, another self-corrupting wish! :D

I wish that fans would stop criticising anything that's different from G1.

Granted. Now fans only criticise G1. They say its outdated and a bad representation of what Transformers should be, 'MUNKY NOT TRUKK' becomes the new moniker. Rumble And Frenzy are neither Blue nor Red. McCarthy's representation of Drift becomes the new standard in Transformer personality types (cool loner). People start questioning Wheeljacks moral ethics in creating the Dinobots.

I wish for ankle tilts and wrist swivels to become commonplace across all size classes.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for ankle tilts and wrist swivels to become commonplace across all size classes.
Granted, but the joints are all made from brittle plastic.

I wish that everyone would just buy the toys they want when they're out instead of paying inflated scalper prices on the aftermarket.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but the joints are all made from brittle plastic.

I wish that everyone would just buy the toys they want when they're out instead of paying inflated scalper prices on the aftermarket.

Granted. Except the toys bought are VERY good imitiation knockoffs, driving the already inflated aftermarket prices up for the genuine article even further.

I wish the IDW Spotlights had continued and given more backstory to some of the 'backbenchers' like Riptide and Thunderclash

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish the IDW Spotlights had continued and given more backstory to some of the 'backbenchers' like Riptide and Thunderclash
Granted. But the Spotlight Thunder Clash issue suffers from GPS for no apparent reason, despite the fact that the book is made from paper and the fact that the G1 Thunder Clash toy itself doesn't have GPS. Just reasons. :p

I wish that they'd retool and release the Alternity Bumblebee mould as Alternity Hubcap and Bug Bite.

[TaZZerath]

Granted. But the Spotlight Thunder Clash issue suffers from GPS for no apparent reason, despite the fact that the book is made from paper and the fact that the G1 Thunder Clash toy itself doesn't have GPS. Just reasons. :p

I wish that they'd retool and release the Alternity Bumblebee mould as Alternity Hubcap and Bug Bite.

Granted. But they are named 'Alternity Bumblebee (Porsche 944 Ver)' and 'Alternity Bumblebee (Pimp My Ride Ver)', with Bumblebee's head, canonising them as Bumblebee repaints only, not the characters you wanted.

I wish that the new IDW comics reboot universe doesn't take too long to come out (and doesn't suck!)

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish that the new IDW comics reboot universe doesn't take too long to come out (and doesn't suck!)
Grant'd but teh levl ov Ingliss getz so bda tat its bearly undersatndible. Skwerl here's lace a lot of that. Should! I bought yhou like wrong subrodination. Sounds good. Its alrite your gonna wash today. Can't believe dat boi Elton John. Homsar (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/d_kJQ7pPNh8/hqdefault.jpg).

I wish that TakaraTOMY would release more Toyota Transformers.

[TaZZerath]

Grant'd but teh levl ov Ingliss getz so bda tat its bearly undersatndible. Skwerl here's lace a lot of that. Should! I bought yhou like wrong subrodination. Sounds good. Its alrite your gonna wash today. Can't believe dat boi Elton John. Homsar (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/d_kJQ7pPNh8/hqdefault.jpg).

I wish that TakaraTOMY would release more Toyota Transformers.

Granted. TakaraTomy release an exclusive non-transforming statuette of a small squat figure with large ears, a cane and a wizened face. He is blue skinned with red clothing.

TakaraTomy announce this figure as a Star Wars collaboration: "Yoda (Optimus Prime Ver.)" and he is priced more than Masterpiece Beast Wars Megatron.

In other words: a Toy Yoda.

I wish for auto-balancing robot mode toys which enable more poseability without the need for third party stands.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for auto-balancing robot mode toys which enable more poseability without the need for third party stands.
(there are also official stands :))

Granted, but they only work in micro-gravity environments and these toys are only exclusively sold at the ISS.

I wish that they'd release a redeco of Mach Kick as a new character with a horse-drawn buggy that transforms into armour or a weapon set.

[TaZZerath]

(there are also official stands :))

Granted, but they only work in micro-gravity environments and these toys are only exclusively sold at the ISS.

I wish that they'd release a redeco of Mach Kick as a new character with a horse-drawn buggy that transforms into armour or a weapon set.

Oh hell Goktimus, i can't corrupt that wish because it'd be something i'd be ALL OVER!!! And I reckon you knew that you sneaky, sneaky man!! :D

Ok ummmm lets see.....

Granted, but they put the cart before the horse.

I wish for more Beast Wars characters with CYBERTRONIAN style beast modes

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for more Beast Wars characters with CYBERTRONIAN style beast modes
Granted, and it's this (https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Beast_Machines:_Transformers_(toyline)). The toys shelfwarm super badly for years and the line is panned by collectors. Angry fans direct death threats towards the show's editor and his family (https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Bob_Skir), and when the editor's father actually passed away, some fans posted classy comments like, "(the editor) and his whole family should just die."

I wish that idiotic fans who post threats could be publicly named and shamed.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, and it's this (https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Beast_Machines:_Transformers_(toyline)). The toys shelfwarm super badly for years and the line is panned by collectors. Angry fans direct death threats towards the show's editor and his family (https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Bob_Skir), and when the editor's father actually passed away, some fans posted classy comments like, "(the editor) and his whole family should just die."

I wish that idiotic fans who post threats could be publicly named and shamed.

Granted. Anonymity is banned from the Internet and everyone's details are brought to light. Unfortunately massive public backlash against invasions of privacy, class action suits and increasing political pressure (due to shady politicians secrets exposed online) shuts the Internet down for good. Transformers fans' efforts to collect their beloved toys and exclusives is severely strangled and online communities like Ozformers are abolished.

I wish that the upcoming IDW reboot features some original characters, not just rehashes of previous known favourites.

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted, but no toys are ever made of those new characters.

I wish that they would make toys of IDW's original characters (e.g. Rung, DJD etc.) - I don't mind if their alt modes are changed to make the toys more marketable (similar to how Straxus was a tank instead of a weird flying space cannon etc.).

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but no toys are ever made of those new characters.

I wish that they would make toys of IDW's original characters (e.g. Rung, DJD etc.) - I don't mind if their alt modes are changed to make the toys more marketable (similar to how Straxus was a tank instead of a weird flying space cannon etc.).

Uh oh, we've already had this one :D The Corrupted Genie is not amused...

Granted, but they are released as LG-EX exclusives with a limited pre-order amount of 50,000 before they are made and import costs make them expensive, putting even the most dedicated fans off. Consequently the numbers fall short and all we have are the prototype images to stare at for what might've been.

I wish that there was more characters with unique abilities (like Thundercracker, Skywarp, Point One Percenters etc) beyond the standard 'pew pew' or 'hack-n-slash' tropes.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish that there was more characters with unique abilities (like Thundercracker, Skywarp, Point One Percenters etc) beyond the standard 'pew pew' or 'hack-n-slash' tropes.
Granted, but each power is offset by some stupendous drawback.
* The ability to teleport anywhere up to a maximum range of 1mm
* Unlimited flight range but when you're in aircraft mode and already at cruising altitude (so you can't actually take off)
* Post mortem invulnerability. This bot's corpse becomes indestructible.
* The ability to transform into anything but never the same mode more than once. So he's lost the ability to become a robot looooooong ago and can never go back to robot mode again.
* Offset camouflage. Will always take on a colour that offsets the bot's environment. e.g. if in a snowfield he will become deep black, if at night will become a high-vis bright orange or yellow. This is an involuntary ability.
etc.

I wish for good Transformers novels to be written, not like that awful Keepers Trilogy. Blegh.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but each power is offset by some stupendous drawback.
* The ability to teleport anywhere up to a maximum range of 1mm
* Unlimited flight range but when you're in aircraft mode and already at cruising altitude (so you can't actually take off)
* Post mortem invulnerability. This bot's corpse becomes indestructible.
* The ability to transform into anything but never the same mode more than once. So he's lost the ability to become a robot looooooong ago and can never go back to robot mode again.
* Offset camouflage. Will always take on a colour that offsets the bot's environment. e.g. if in a snowfield he will become deep black, if at night will become a high-vis bright orange or yellow. This is an involuntary ability.
etc.

I wish for good Transformers novels to be written, not like that awful Keepers Trilogy. Blegh.

Oh man some of those are gold! Personally I think that the G2 color schemes are all 'Offset Camo' :D

Granted, but Disney buys out the Transformers IP and completely destroys any existing universes by writing them off as 'Legends' style material.

I wish for Transformers ranged weapons to have workable actions (IE firing mechanisms and the like, replaceable magazines, but NOT bullets or missiles) without being overly large and chunky.

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted, but they become classified as prohibited imitation weapons by Grand Moff ScoMo.

I wish that HasTak would make a Transformer based on the HMS Alliance.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but they become classified as prohibited imitation weapons by Grand Moff ScoMo.

I wish that HasTak would make a Transformer based on the HMS Alliance.

Granted, but its a reverse Action Master, just an alt mode. :D

I wisth that HasTak would make Masterpiece Pretenders.

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted, but its a reverse Action Master, just an alt mode. :D
So in other words, this (https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Robot_Powered_Machines) ;)

I wisth that HasTak would make Masterpiece Pretenders.
Granted, but fans become enraged as to why they're paying exorbitant MP prices for what are basically articulated robotic contortionists rather than robots that can actually transform. Each Pretender comes with a tiny figurine of the Pretender Shell's "civvie" mode (i.e. shrunken down humans wearing normal clothes), but they're just solid figures like the Raoul and Chip Chase, and not articulated figurines like Spike, Daniel and Marissa Fairborne. The hairstyle of Phoenix's mini-figurine causes a furor between Hasbro's Marvel division who take legal action against TakaraTOMY, and this leads to the dissolution of relations between the two companies. The Transformers franchise is eventually terminated as a result.

I wish for a goldfish moded TF

[TaZZerath]

So in other words, this (https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Robot_Powered_Machines) ;)

Granted, but fans become enraged as to why they're paying exorbitant MP prices for what are basically articulated robotic contortionists rather than robots that can actually transform. Each Pretender comes with a tiny figurine of the Pretender Shell's "civvie" mode (i.e. shrunken down humans wearing normal clothes), but they're just solid figures like the Raoul and Chip Chase, and not articulated figurines like Spike, Daniel and Marissa Fairborne. The hairstyle of Phoenix's mini-figurine causes a furor between Hasbro's Marvel division who take legal action against TakaraTOMY, and this leads to the dissolution of relations between the two companies. The Transformers franchise is eventually terminated as a result.

I wish for a goldfish moded TF

Oh yeah RPMs forgot about those!

A rolling submarine would TOTALLY work....

Anyways....

Granted. But it's a Decepticon, a member of the DJD in deep cover, and is currently in your fish tank eyeing you off.....

I wish for there to be an easier way to find TFS you don't have or missed out on at bargain prices (IE the 'cheap stores' they end up in, in the UK and US) rather than paying scalping and crazy eBay pricing...

[GoktimusPrime]

A rolling submarine would TOTALLY work....
If they can make a rolling Walther P38 Transformer (https://media.karousell.com/media/photos/products/2017/07/03/takara_choroq_robo_megatron_1499023564_134f8b8b.jp g) (with pull back motor!), then why not a submarine? ;) :D

I wish for there to be an easier way to find TFS you don't have or missed out on at bargain prices (IE the 'cheap stores' they end up in, in the UK and US) rather than paying scalping and crazy eBay pricing...
Granted, but it requires buyers to simply refuse to pay higher prices thus putting pressure on sellers to lower their prices, and uh... good luck with that. ;)

I wish that Cyberverse works out to be a sequel to RID after all.

[TaZZerath]

If they can make a rolling Walther P38 Transformer (https://media.karousell.com/media/photos/products/2017/07/03/takara_choroq_robo_megatron_1499023564_134f8b8b.jp g) (with pull back motor!), then why not a submarine? ;) :D

Granted, but it requires buyers to simply refuse to pay higher prices thus putting pressure on sellers to lower their prices, and uh... good luck with that. ;)

I wish that Cyberverse works out to be a sequel to RID after all.

Granted, but that makes mid-transformations canon like the Scout toys. So the toys never transform properly. EVER. AGAIN.

I wish that someone took a much better go at Machinima's Combiner Wars series and had a very 'adult' take on Transformers with actual plot and character development.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish that someone took a much better go at Machinima's Combiner Wars series and had a very 'adult' take on Transformers with actual plot and character development.
Granted, but everything's all super dark and gritty and ... boring. The story goes weird and dead ends itself. It's Beast Machines all over again!

I wish that Siege toys would hit Aussie stores before Xmas.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but everything's all super dark and gritty and ... boring. The story goes weird and dead ends itself. It's Beast Machines all over again!

I wish that Siege toys would hit Aussie stores before Xmas.

And so hostilities break out again.....

Granted, but it's all just Cogs. All just cogs in the great machine.

I wish that Siege managed to redo ALL the Micromaster teams (i can't WAIT for these!)

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish that Siege managed to redo ALL the Micromaster teams (i can't WAIT for these!)
Granted, but Barricade and Stakeout's names are swapped for the sake of appeasing Noobs (who are still crying over "Blitzgate") :p

I wish that Hasbro would release their own version of MP-XLIV at half the price of TakaraTOMY's (even if it's missing the trailer)

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but Barricade and Stakeout's names are swapped for the sake of appeasing Noobs (who are still crying over "Blitzgate") :p

I wish that Hasbro would release their own version of MP-XLIV at half the price of TakaraTOMY's (even if it's missing the trailer)

Granted. Hasbro announce Masterpiece Xliv for $200. No one knows who or what it is and there are no prototype or prerelease pictures to help.

.... I bet people would STILL preorder it without even knowing what it is though :D

I wish for the return of Lightpiping.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for the return of Lightpiping.
Granted, but it's either done on parts of the body that don't need it as we saw with TFPRiD, or it's done on the eyes but the eyes are painted over as we saw with some toys in Animated and CHUG2010.

I wish that there were more Transformers apparel commonly available at mass retail stores right now.

[M-bot]

Granted, but it's either done on parts of the body that don't need it as we saw with TFPRiD, or it's done on the eyes but the eyes are painted over as we saw with some toys in Animated and CHUG2010.

I wish that there were more Transformers apparel commonly available at mass retail stores right now.

Granted, but poor distribution means the state you live in get heaps of stock... but only XXS and XXL sizes.

I wish HasTak make a determination to complete the '84-'85 (hell, even '84-'86!) characters in MP form before doing any other new versions of characters we already have in the MP range.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but poor distribution means the state you live in get heaps of stock... but only XXS and XXL sizes.

I wish HasTak make a determination to complete the '84-'85 (hell, even '84-'86!) characters in MP form before doing any other new versions of characters we already have in the MP range.

Thank god, I thought Goktimus and I were the only two still battling it out in this :)

Granted, but MP inflation continues, and on their first release, and MP Brawn tops out at $250 AUS despite his relative size.

I wish for a CHUG update of the Omnibots.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for a CHUG update of the Omnibots.
Granted - they release CHUG versions of Overdrive, Downshift, Camshaft and all three versions of Powerdasher, but they neglect to CHUGgerise the greatest mail-away Autobot of them all. You know him by name. You know he needs an MP. The one. The only.










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I wish that they'd reissue Time Warrior.

[TaZZerath]

Granted - they release CHUG versions of Overdrive, Downshift, Camshaft and all three versions of Powerdasher, but they neglect to CHUGgerise the greatest mail-away Autobot of them all. You know him by name. You know he needs an MP. The one. The only.










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Fans are enraged and riots ensue at toy aisles around the country.

I wish that they'd reissue Time Warrior.

That's pretty darned impressive ascii work there mate :)

Granted, but due to time distortions he's reissued.... in 1985. So you're no better off getting him :)

I wish that Hasbro would shift away from Bumblebee being the always kid-appeal go-to character and think of someone original!

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted, but due to time distortions he's reissued.... in 1985. So you're no better off getting him :)
Oh I would've gotten him. Just gotta convince myself not to give Time Warrior to my cousin who would then lose it. ;)


I wish that Hasbro would shift away from Bumblebee being the always kid-appeal go-to character and think of someone original!
Granted
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I wish that they would release decent Studio Series (or SS-like) toys of all of the TFs in the Bumblebee movies

[TaZZerath]

Oh I would've gotten him. Just gotta convince myself not to give Time Warrior to my cousin who would then lose it. ;)


Granted
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I wish that they would release decent Studio Series (or SS-like) toys of all of the TFs in the Bumblebee movies

Oh thats cruel :( Poor Hot Shot.

Granted, but there's no Triple Changers, you have to buy them in different alt modes individually because Hasbro appear to have issues making Movieverse triple changers.

I wish that the soundtrack for Bumblebee turns out good (I haven't seen anything about it or heard any music related to it yet) including the score and themes

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish that the soundtrack for Bumblebee turns out good (I haven't seen anything about it or heard any music related to it yet) including the score and themes
Granted, but it's exclusively released on cassette. And it includes the remix of The Touch with that weird awkward rapping. :p

♪You got the TAAAAAAAH-AAAAAAAACH, you got the pow-wah!

I wish that IDW would just give up on trying to cross Transformers over with everything.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but it's exclusively released on cassette. And it includes the remix of The Touch with that weird awkward rapping. :p

♪You got the TAAAAAAAH-AAAAAAAACH, you got the pow-wah!

I wish that IDW would just give up on trying to cross Transformers over with everything.

I was thinking more the Dirk Diggler version :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtOviHnmAlE

Granted, but subsequently they cancel a multiversal crossover with the Transformers brand themselves as a celebration of Transformers (G1, Cybertron, Animated, etc), and do so after a 5-page preview is released showing how epic it could've been.

I wish that they had released a Combiner Wars G2 Defensor.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish that they had released a Combiner Wars G2 Defensor.
Granted, but it's a Premium Collectables exclusive set.

I wish that all future Transformers movies could be at least just as well made as Bumblebee.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but it's a Premium Collectables exclusive set.

I wish that all future Transformers movies could be at least just as well made as Bumblebee.

That PC remark was gold :D

Granted, but they all perform mediocre at the box office due to bayformers lacklustre latter attempts to the franchise so after the next transformers film the studio shuts down all future attempts.

I wish that there were some gaudy Christmas exclusive transformers!:D

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish that there were some gaudy Christmas exclusive transformers!:D
Granted, but they all come with multicoloured lights that are prone to catching on fire and melting the toy.

I wish that enough people watch the Bumblebee movie that it convinces Paramount to make more movies like it.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but they all come with multicoloured lights that are prone to catching on fire and melting the toy.

I wish that enough people watch the Bumblebee movie that it convinces Paramount to make more movies like it.

aaaaaaaand I'm back and ready for more! Lets go Goktimus (and anyone else that stands in our way)

This is a tough one because..... i really REALLY loved Bumblebee (and I didn't expect to) so I want the same wish to come true!

But for the sake of this thread.....

Granted. The next movie is set on Cybertron. It has no humans. With all G1 designs. This alienates the post-'geewunners', Bayverse fans (which have been financing/influencing the direction all these years), and so it performs poorly at the box office and all future movies are placed on indefinite hold.

I wish that more Studio Series figures like Bumblebee inspired Prime get made.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish that more Studio Series figures like Bumblebee inspired Prime get made.
Granted, and fans become enraged over Studio Series Blitzwing

I wish that apparel companies would make Transformers shorts and pants, as well as more easily available TF shoes.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, and fans become enraged over Studio Series Blitzwing

I wish that apparel companies would make Transformers shorts and pants, as well as more easily available TF shoes.

Granted, but they're only available in Russia, and Putin buys them all. He's a huge fan.

I wish that Takara would revert to differences in their CHUG lines rather than everything just looking the same....

[TaZZerath]

All right, I'm kicking this bad boy off again! Goktimus, you up for the challenge? Any other contenders?

Lets wipe the slate and start again.

I wish for more Transformers Armada CHUG homages with minicon integration.

[GoktimusPrime]

It's on like Donkey Kong! :D

I wish for more Transformers Armada CHUG homages with minicon integration.
Granted, but the main Autobots/Decepticons' engineering is all compromised for the Mini-Con activated gimmicks. wHy mY sHoULdErS hUrT? ;)

I wish that the BotBots had better names and functions.

[Tha_Phantom]

I wish that the BotBots had better names and functions.

Granted. Enjoy your Bot Bots with G1 character names and functions.
We always wanted Prime to turn into a toilet plunger didn't we? :p

I wish that the new Ghostbusters crossover toy turns out to be a combiner and there are '80s themed limbs on the way.

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted, but it's a crossover with Ghostbusters (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utHTBLTEPtQ), not The Real Ghostbusters (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7VS-ZoeMqs). ;) The limbs are formed from some of the worst 80s properties such as Turbo Teen, Shirt Tales, the Wuzzles, and pièce de résistance isn't even from the 80s, but the original Ghost Busters (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4-Io8xMHL4). ;)

I wish that if they're going to reboot the live action TF universe that they would cross it over with the MCU.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but it's a crossover with Ghostbusters (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utHTBLTEPtQ), not The Real Ghostbusters (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7VS-ZoeMqs). ;) The limbs are formed from some of the worst 80s properties such as Turbo Teen, Shirt Tales, the Wuzzles, and pièce de résistance isn't even from the 80s, but the original Ghost Busters (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4-Io8xMHL4). ;)

I wish that if they're going to reboot the live action TF universe that they would cross it over with the MCU.

Granted, but the script is based off the IDW Avengers/Transformers crossover and directed by the guy who did the most recent Fantastic Four movie.

I wish that the new WFC line releases a few more of the more obscure characters like xaaron, macabre, etc. If Impactor can do it, they can too!

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish that the new WFC line releases a few more of the more obscure characters like xaaron, macabre, etc. If Impactor can do it, they can too!
Granted, but true to Xaaron G1 canon, the toy is prone to breaking upon transformation. Macabre for reasons is a retool of Xaaron and inherits this flaw.

I wish that TF distribution in this country were more reliable.

[Tha_Phantom]

I wish that TF distribution in this country were more reliable.

Granted, retailers stop picking up lines like Cyberverse and get adequate stock of Generations when it comes out instead of 3 months later.

Wait, I didn't ruin your wish. :p

I wish that Porsche would let Masterpiece Jazz happen.

[Ralph Wiggum]

I wish that Porsche would let Masterpiece Jazz happen.

Granted. But licensing fees + “engineering” makes this a $220 carbot.

I wish for a final game to wrap up the War for Cybetron series.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for a final game to wrap up the War for Cybetron series.
Granted but it's reissue of The Mystery of Comvoy released on modern gaming platforms.

I wish that IDW would just stop doing crossovers.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but in doing so they cancel their upcoming MCU integration :D

I wish that Hasbro did some collaboration with 3rd parties so that the illegalities could be ironed out and we could see legitimate figures that Hasbro haven't touched upon without paying exorbitant prices.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish that Hasbro did some collaboration with 3rd parties so that the illegalities could be ironed out and we could see legitimate figures that Hasbro haven't touched upon without paying exorbitant prices.
Granted because officially (https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Revoltech) licensed (https://www.bigbadtoystore.com/Product/VariationDetails/6462) third party (https://www.sideshow.com/collectibles/transformers-optimus-prime-threea-toys-903080) toys (https://www.tfw2005.com/boards/threads/cms-gutto-kuru-jinrai-and-minelba.546226/) is already a thing. :)

I wish that Hasbro would release a Siege Barricade based on G1 Barricade

[Tha_Phantom]

I wish that Hasbro would release a Siege Barricade based on G1 Barricade

Granted, but he isn't called Barricade anymore because someone else stole his name. :rolleyes:

I wish for Siege Overkill and Slugfest.

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted, but Overkill is inspired by his Dark of the Moon counterpart (https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Convergence_chapter_1), not G1, and Slugfest is similarly "Bayformerfied" to match.

I wish that Hasbro would make a G2 or IDW accurate toy based on the Decepticon Leige Maximo.

[Tha_Phantom]

I wish that Hasbro would make a G2 or IDW accurate toy based on the Decepticon Leige Maximo.

Granted, but Leige Maximo still turns into a garden rake like POTP. :p

I wish for Masterpeice Cyclonus.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but Leige Maximo still turns into a garden rake like POTP. :p

I wish for Masterpeice Cyclonus.

Granted, but its Cybertron Snow Cat AKA the 'reformatted' Armada Cyclonus.

I wish for Siege Blitzwing with no compromised gimmicks!

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for Siege Blitzwing with no compromised gimmicks!
Granted, but it's based on Moveiverse Blitzwing (just like Barricade!).

I wish that people who overstress the first syllable in Transformers (TRANS-formers) would, ya know, not do that.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but it's based on Moveiverse Blitzwing (just like Barricade!).

I wish that people who overstress the first syllable in Transformers (TRANS-formers) would, ya know, not do that.

Granted, instead they say traNNNNNsformers and the hum generated sounds like a bad transformer (geddit?!)

I wish that they would have more characters with the impressive “Phoenix” ability Optimus Prime does across the Multiverse (cross-continent continuity aside)