Dad jokes

[Galvatran]

Your best/favourite/go to Dad joke(s) please.

[Galvatran]

Went on a day excursion whilst on a work trip to South Korea. The tour guide says "The King of Seoul is buried right here". To which I replied "James Brown is buried here?!".

[M-bot]

An oxymoron walked into a bar. Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared. The silence was deafening.

[Sharky]

Q: Why did the Jelly Bean go to School
A: Because it wanted to be a Smartie

[Trent]

There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”

[TaZZerath]

I hear there's a new restaurant on the Moon. Reviews say there's great food but no atmosphere.

[G1Optimal]

Why did the man on a bicycle stop peddling up the hill
Because he was “two tired”

[tinyJazz]

How do you make gold soup? Put nine carrots in it.

What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man!

[FatalityPitt]

Opinion - 3.14 = Onion

Onions make people cry. So when you give a person a blunt opinion about themselves, you should first offer them a slice of pie.

[Handsprime]

Why did the lion get lost?
Because Jungle is Massive

[Trent]

...Pull my finger...

[Sinnertwin]

Why was 6 sad?

Because 7 8 9.

[FatalityPitt]

This is a TF-related one:

Why did Scattershot refuse to combine with other Autobots besides Technobots?

Because it's hard to appeal to the fembots with a name like "Betatron".

[UltraMarginal]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Why did the tree fall over?



The second monkey forgot to let go.

[TaZZerath]

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse