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roller
29th January 2008, 05:46 PM
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Spotlight issue 4

The OzFormers universe is vast, and populated by many characters.

Name: Goktimus Prime

Function: Cosplay Commander

Sub Group: Reverse Pretenders

"Quotes can be defined as 1. To repeat or copy the words of (another), usually with acknowledgment of the source.
2. To cite or refer to for illustration or proof.
3. To repeat a brief passage or excerpt from: The saxophonist quoted a Duke Ellington melody in his solo.
4. To state (a price) for securities, goods, or services. So i suppose that my quote would be something along the lines of, the Universal counting system is law!!!"

One of the more colourful Ozformers, he has the ability to construct lengthy answers and arguments that are mostly logical and clarity filled. This ability has led to numerous toy reviews on the interweb. A reverse pretender [meaning he is an organic pretending to be a robot] his cardboard cosplay shell allows him to dance at Supernova. Holder of the KFC matrix that has awesome unknown powers, it is said that the KFC Matrix will be unleashed when the Ozformers face their darkest hour.

Soundwarp
29th January 2008, 06:35 PM
Lol.......

Very kind :P

roller
29th January 2008, 06:53 PM
that had to be the most annoying one to date, it took 3 attempts to post it

this bloody laptop is too sensitive and it has the weird habit of switiching the typing to previous paragraphs. Each time i had to rewrite it from scratch, its pretty close to the original.

i would have done saintly, but no one explained the can in the spam joke and i dont want to offend people...just expose their shameful cringeful habits. :)

jaydisc
29th January 2008, 07:27 PM
Rock on. Keep 'em comin'

roller
29th January 2008, 07:29 PM
im hoping to do next Tober, Ark-ivor and a special edition moving pictures issue for Lord Zed

Bartrim
30th January 2008, 08:42 AM
Good work again young man.:) I'm curious do you plan to do a spotlight on The Dirty Digger. That would be... interesting:p:D

Saintly
30th January 2008, 09:13 AM
nice one for Gok :)

the can of spam, you'll probably only offend me (which is enough for me to hunt you down)... long story but if you must know... pm TDD otherwise let it sunset.

GoktimusPrime
30th January 2008, 03:59 PM
LOL! I love the Function and Sub-Group! :D Good work!

I would also add...

Abilities: User mode is armed with Universal Counting Method and anal powers of retention.

Weaknesses: Universal Counting Method is easily disabled by subjective disagreements. Prone to getting bum stuck on toilet seat.

Saintly
30th January 2008, 04:15 PM
Prone to getting bum stuck on toilet seat.

OMG!! that's too much information! lol

GoktimusPrime
30th January 2008, 06:05 PM
G1 Goktimus Prime action figure
http://www.geocities.com/planetsabretron/goki.jpg

Soundwarp
30th January 2008, 06:39 PM
Abilities: User mode is armed with Universal Counting Method and anal powers of retention.

Weaknesses: Universal Counting Method is easily disabled by subjective disagreements. Prone to getting bum stuck on toilet seat.

*snickers*

Dude you rule, i loughed like a little school girl.

turtle boy
30th January 2008, 06:58 PM
Ahahah, Very clever, keep up the good work:)

Tiby
31st January 2008, 08:43 AM
As always Roller, awesome!

autobreadticon
4th February 2008, 02:25 PM
KFC matrix, big responsibility:rolleyes: