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autobreadticon
8th February 2008, 10:01 PM
Valentines day is a day to show your love one that you appreciate their love and understanding of your obsessive hobby. So i thought i could give some advice to make it a special day.

Why not give them a transformer gift a new hand bag-

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/NEW-TRANSFORMERS-GREEN-SHOPPING-HAND-BAG-TOTE_W0QQitemZ170190313793QQihZ007QQcategoryZ63852 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Why not do a little role play to spice up the loving

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/TRANSFORMERS-OPTIMUS-PRIME-VOICE-CHANGER-HELMET-RARE-NR_W0QQitemZ220198261391QQihZ012QQcategoryZ753QQss PageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Feeling even more kinky , why not have a bubble bath courtesy of optimus prime?
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Transformers-Battling-Robot-Bubble-Bath-250ml_W0QQitemZ310018859444QQihZ021QQcategoryZ4696 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

To create a loving atmosphere why not place your transformers around the bed in a shape of a love heart?

-some extra advice , because this happens once a year let her/him play with your masterpiece megatron. Your'll be surprise how much fun she /he will have it.

-Some additional dialogue during the bed session include some of my favourite quotes - woozee, thats a doozee, me grimlock, MEGATRON!!!!!!!!, you a sight for sore eyes

Tiby
8th February 2008, 10:52 PM
Hmmm.... this will either work or give me more business! (divorce lawyer for those who don't already know)

Saintly
8th February 2008, 10:58 PM
i'd be best to stay away from anything transformers if I don't want the real thing pointing at me :) (see my previous 3-4 post)

dirge
9th February 2008, 12:01 AM
I've always hated valentines. It's nothing more than a cynical attempt from certain companies (Hallmark are the historical perpetrators) to guilt those in relationships to spend money to prove their love. What really rubs me the wrong way is the fact that the blanket commercialism only serves to make those who are lonely feel even worse for the sake of a few bucks.

Having said that, I admire your thoughtfulness and creativity, autobreadticon (:

GoktimusPrime
9th February 2008, 08:32 AM
+1. It's a gimmick to make those in relationships spend lots* and those who aren't feel bad. (-_-)

*as if being in a relationship isn't costly enough as it is :p

Tetsuwan Convoy
9th February 2008, 06:13 PM
I've always hated valentines. It's nothing more than a cynical attempt from certain companies (Hallmark are the historical perpetrators) to guilt those in relationships to spend money to prove their love. What really rubs me the wrong way is the fact that the blanket commercialism only serves to make those who are lonely feel even worse for the sake of a few bucks.

Having said that, I admire your thoughtfulness and creativity, autobreadticon (:

Ditto. Problem is the wife doesn't quite see it that way:(

GoktimusPrime
10th February 2008, 10:18 AM
Does your wife enforce White Day?

Tetsuwan Convoy
10th February 2008, 04:07 PM
Does your wife enforce White Day?

LOL! No, she conveniently ignores white day. I even tried encouraging the tradition (for obvious reasons).:rolleyes:

For those wondering, in Japan, Valentines day is seen as Men giving presents to the ladies, and white day is when the ladies give to the men.

Good thing she makes good food I guess.

autobreadticon
10th February 2008, 09:47 PM
i wish i had someone to cook for me, i will now call Pinky Pizzas :(

Soundwarp
11th February 2008, 06:16 AM
No matter what special day of the year it is, be it Christmas or Birthday or whatever i get Transformers. She knows anything else would pale in comparrison. For her it's easy, flowers, chocolate, jewelry and hell the best present of all 6'5" 240lbs of Warpy goodness!

Bartrim
11th February 2008, 08:15 AM
I don't know about the 14th but I'll definitely be getting some TF's the next day. (It's my birthday incase anyone is wondering... feel free to shower me with TF gifts:D)

i_amtrunks
11th February 2008, 10:12 AM
I guess I lucked out, both the gf and myself see no point in Valentines day.

Besides why should you need a special day to give someone flowers? Especially when said flowers will cost double what the normally do on that day.

Saintly
11th February 2008, 05:07 PM
wth is white day? is that the day where two becomes one? :/

GoktimusPrime
11th February 2008, 07:47 PM
For those wondering, in Japan, Valentines day is seen as Men giving presents to the ladies, and white day is when the ladies give to the men.

:)

autobreadticon
12th February 2008, 03:37 PM
what ever happened to the girl who loved powerglide :(

GoktimusPrime
12th February 2008, 06:25 PM
Astoria Carlton-Ritz and Powerglide wanted to get married but were unsuccessful despite repeated international appeals to several governments and the United Nations. A civil union ceremony was performed at Iacon on Cybertron but their union was never recognised on Earth. With assistance from Perceptor, Hi-Q and the Nebulan Ministry of Bio-Genetic Medical Science, Astoria and Powerglide conceived a child using a donated sperm implanted into one of Astoria's egg, which was then infused with a microscopic portion of Powerglide's Spark. Astoria gave birth to a baby boy which they named Brett Carlton-Ritz-Autobot.

Powerglide's continuing commitment to the Autobots placed an incredible strain on his young family and sadly when Brett was 5 years of age, Powerglide and Astoria dissolved their union and parted ways, although kept contact as friends - with Powerglide trying to visit Brett as often as possible, which was unfortunately not often enough as far as Astoria and Brett were concerned. Astoria later married a human man known as Mohammed-Aziz Matthews.

Brett spent his early years are a fairly ordinary human boy until the onset of puberty - at around the age of fourteen Brett became involved in a freak automotive accident exposing him to some unknown radiation which triggered some latent Autobot Spark element in his blood, allowing him to morph at will into a sports car, earning him the title of "Turbo Teen." In an attempt to emulate his father's heroic Autobot heritage, Brett embarked on a career of crime-fighting under as Turbo Teen.

http://www.toastedpixel.com/comic/turboteen.jpghttp://www.tvparty.com/vgifs12/TurboTeen.jpghttp://www.80scartoons.net/images/turboteen.gif
http://www.toyarchive.com/Gobots/ModelTurboTeen1a.jpg

Turbo Teen opening theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_haRIsvqvG4)

Turbo Teen Vs The Ice Monger! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc3T-Be6JEc&feature=related)

Disclaimer: This story may not actually be true. :p

autobreadticon
12th February 2008, 06:39 PM
hahahahaha u r a cracker :D

Paulbot
12th February 2008, 10:09 PM
Turbo Teen! You have uncovered deeply buried memories of seeing that as a kid.