"Is that Megatron? Is that his doodle?"

[TF76]

So Nettie and myself did a workshop with a school holiday program and the first thing a kid said to me looking at my g1 box art megatron t-shirt was "Is that Megatron? Is that his doodle?" :rolleyes:

[kup]

So Nettie and myself did a workshop with a school holiday program and the first thing a kid said to me looking at my g1 box art megatron t-shirt was "Is that Megatron? Is that his doodle?" :rolleyes:

Well he has just seen Devastator's balls on the big screen so what can anyone expect?

[TheDirtyDigger]

What was your answer?

[TF76]

What was your answer?

Something like:

"You know how he transforms into a jet/tank thing, well in the old cartoon he used to be a gun and that's just the guns trigger, barrel and stuff.. Ok let's play musical satues." :rolleyes:

Still didn't convince him. :confused:

:D

[GoktimusPrime]

I honestly would've said something like, "No, because Transformers don't sexually reproduce." Kids at school sometimes ask me about Transformers reproduction - and usually because they're actually genuinely curious, not because they're trying to be silly. Of course, I'm working with teenagers... I've never been asked by anyone younger, but I suppose if they did I would explain it in more age appropriate terms, like maybe, "Transformers don't have private parts."

Just as well you didn't show him a picture of Shackwave (http://home.clara.net/hexdidnt/collect/transform/bootleg/shackwave.jpg)! ;)


Well he has just seen Devastator's balls on the big screen so what can anyone expect?
A year 10 student the other day was talking about those and said, "I want to sack-whack them." :/

[Paulbot]

Megatron's lack of underpants is the real reason the toy was banned.

[nettie!]

i dont think he asked because he was curious about transformers reproduction
- more of a wow that looks like a doodle, is it!?
he then spent the rest of the session running around and not listening to what we, as teachers, were asking him to do :)

but on the topic of pantsformers, rotf ravage looks like a poo

[TF76]

Sporkwaves ravage missile could make him a Poo-pantsformer? The proto preview from the first film really looked like poos.

I think shock/shackwave (especially) are the kings if pantsformers. Then megatron and movie swindle is pretty kreepy too

[nettie!]

Megatron's lack of underpants is the real reason the toy was banned.

i remember getting a barbie that had bra/undies painted on :confused: it was weird..

[TF76]

Nettie you should see my 12" action man dolls, they have blue molded undies and a shifty eye gimmick!

[nettie!]

HAHA! you have action man dolls!?!? (wait i knew that didnt i?) *shifty eyes*

i dont think my ken dolls had undies but they didnt have man junk either :rolleyes:

[GoktimusPrime]

Sporkwaves ravage missile could make him a Poo-pantsformer? The proto preview from the first film really looked like poos.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/goktimusprime/Transformers/th_unchigar.jpg (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/goktimusprime/Transformers/unchigar.jpg) http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/goktimusprime/Transformers/th_qroboconvoy_unchi.jpg (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/goktimusprime/Transformers/qroboconvoy_unchi.jpg)

:D

[SilverDragon]

Y'know, that's almost the exact same thing I thought when I saw the G1 Megatron boxart.

"Is that a piece of your alt mode or are you just happy to see me?"

[Kyle]

Trigger happy... :D

[Ironhide63]

Just as well you didn't show him a picture of Shackwave (http://home.clara.net/hexdidnt/collect/transform/bootleg/shackwave.jpg)! ;)



gee shockwave...you could poke an eye out with that thing. Im sure most of you guys would've seen it but i somehow came across a picture much much worse then shockwave here. it starred starscream and megatron...you elaborate on the rest.

[GoktimusPrime]

gee shockwave...you could poke an eye out with that thing.
Shackwave, not Shockwave (I dno't mak speeling misteaks :p). :)

Shackwave is the fan name given to various versions of pre-TF Shockwave (Astro Magnum?) which was commonly sold in Radio Shack. For Transformers, Hasbro modified the trigger giving it a "modesty plate" (and size reduction) and making it look less phallic.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/goktimusprime/Transformers/shackwave.jpg
L: Shackwave, R: Shockwave

[Ode to a Grasshopper]

I'm really more impressed with (slightly mistransformed) Armada Laserbeak in terms of Transformer phalluses.

[G1Optimal]

A link i found on TFW2005 .....
it is the bits after the credits. :D LOL
(some references may be inappropriate for youngsters)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/462807

[GoktimusPrime]

That link was taking forever to load - I gave up and found it on youTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDt4ipLJsvE :)
Warning: Contains religious satire.

[TF76]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i193/stuec/megatron.jpg

"We shall rise again"

[nettie!]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i193/stuec/megatron.jpg

"We shall rise again"

in the pants??

[G1Optimal]

That link was taking forever to load - I gave up and found it on youTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDt4ipLJsvE :)
Warning: Contains religious satire.

Thanks GoktimusPrime
"whoops, i failed to "mention" you needed to press the play button":D:p

[yukitora]

"We shall rise again"[/QUOTE]

I don't think those guys ever had time to 'deflate'! (too busy thinging about that special someone!)