Drift Facts

[GoktimusPrime]

Inspired by Lord_Zed's comparison between Drift and Chuck Norris, I wonder how many Chuck Norris facts can be applied to Drift. Let's find out!

Drift's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Drift.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Drift.

Drift once wore an entire caseload of stasis cuffs. They made him blink.

When Drift plays Monopoly it effects the galactic economy.

Drift does not shutdown for recharge. He waits.

Drift was once in a sword fight. The sword lost.

When Drift does a push up he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the planet down.

Drift doesn't read data tracks. He stares at them until he gets the information he wants.

What was going through the minds of all of Drift's victims before they died? His foot.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Drift.

If you spell Drift in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Drift uses a night light not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Drift.

Drift counted to infinity - twice.

Drift doesn't have a time-keeping device - he decides what the time is.

Drift can divide by zero.

Drift destroyed the periodic table of elements because the only element he recognises is the element of surprise.

Drift is the reason why Wally is hiding.

Drift can slam a revolving door.

Drift can win Connect Four in only three moves.

According to the theory of relativity, Drift can actually roundhouse kick you last week.

The original title for Aliens Vs. Predator was Aliens and Predator vs. Drift.

Outer space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet with Drift.

Drift is so fast he can run around any planet and punch himself in the back of the head.

[Lord_Zed]

Question: If Primus and Unicron fought an epic battle on every plane of existence to determine the fate of the multiverse who would win?
Answer: Drift

[GoktimusPrime]

"Before time began there was... the Cube. Then Drift came along, gave it a roundhouse kick and told it to get a job. That is how our race was born."

[lcz128]

hahahaha - I love this.

I quite like Drift, and am keen to learn more about him, but the fanANGER about the character, saying he's a gary-stu and all that - I just reckon it's great a fan got to create a character that's now a TOY! :D
What's more he's Aussie! 8D

And today - I just got my Drift kit! WOOO~

[bruticus]

ROFLMAO!!!
thats just gold!!!

i also dont understand why ppl hate drift so much. :confused:
its pleasant to see the invention of new characters.

i've had a drift kit for quite a while now but havent had the time to work on him fully. hopefully i can finish him off soon and show it here.

[Tabias Prime]

ROFLMAO!!!
thats just gold!!!

i also dont understand why ppl hate drift so much. :confused:
its pleasant to see the invention of new characters.

i've had a drift kit for quite a while now but havent had the time to work on him fully. hopefully i can finish him off soon and show it here.

Thats so funny......

I think people dont like him because they dont like change...To have a character change so much might be a bit much for some people.:p:p:p
I like him because hes such a different character and of his origins..

[Grievous]

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Drift has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

When Drift talks, everybody listens. And dies.

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Drift to go around.

Drift invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Starscream invented pink.

It takes Drift 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Drift can touch MC Hammer.

[Sky Shadow]

When Drift goes off-roading, he never gets dirty. The dirt gets drifty.

[GoktimusPrime]

i also dont understand why ppl hate drift so much.
its pleasant to see the invention of new characters.

I think people dont like him because they dont like change...To have a character change so much might be a bit much for some people.
Change and difference aren't the reasons why I dislike Drift. If I were the kind of person who doesn't like change then I might possibly be a "Trukk Not Munkee Gee Wunner." ;) :p

The criticism against Munchkinlike Gary Stu characters is that because they're so omnipotently supreme, it allows the character to complete their journey all too easily. As a result there is little to no substantial development and any complications you may throw at the protagonist becomes meaningless. It's like going through a game on God Mode; there's no real challenge or sport to it.

Stan Lee has often said that a hero is only as good as his arch-nemesis, and that the villain _must_ be more powerful than the hero. This is because the greater the antagonist, the greater the complication for the protagonist. Despite Superman's godlike powers, he is still often thwarted and outsmarted by Lex Luthor. If not for this, Luthor would be a useless villain. And even Superman has his weaknesses; aside from Kryptonite he has several character flaws and issues that he has to deal with.

Drift reminds me of the opening epilogue in "Kung Fu Panda." Again, I reckon I could just replace 'Panda' with 'Drift' and it'd work... ;)

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Legend tells of a legendary warrior...
...whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.

He travelled the land in search of worthy foes.

"I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist!"

The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full.

Then he swallowed. And then he spoke.

"Enough talk. Let's fight!"

Shashabooey!

He was so deadly in fact, that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness.

"My eyes!"
"He's too awesome!"
"And attractive."
"How can we repay you?"

"There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness."

Kablooey! It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his bodacity!

Never before had a panda^an Autobot been so feared! And so loved. Even the most heroic heroes in China^on Cybertron, the Furious Five, bowed in respect to this great master.

"We should hang out."

"Agreed."

But hanging out would have to wait. Because when you're facing
the 10,000 demons of Demon Mountain, there's only one thing that matters and that's...

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Anyway, whether you love or hate Drift, I hope you're all enjoying the humour in this thread. :D :)

[Sky Shadow]

Drift reminds me of the opening epilogue in "Kung Fu Panda."

I think that's an oxymoron, Goki. (I know what you meant. :D)

A couple more:

Only God is perfect. Well, he thought he was, but then he met Drift.

And, to plagiarise myself (Sorry Lugnut! http://www.otca.com.au/boards/showthread.php?p=59012#post59012):

The past twenty-six years of Transformers weren't actually production-model toys - they were just prototypes for Drift.

[Tabias Prime]

The past twenty-six years of Transformers weren't actually production-model toys - they were just prototypes for Drift.



So that would mean that Drift should be in theory be the pinnacle of Transformers technology for articulation and be perfect in every way


=Only God is perfect. Well, he thought he was, but then he met Drift.

Drift is a God

[Sky Shadow]

The reason Drift isn't in Last Stand Of The Wreckers is because IDW would have had to change the title to The Last Stand Of The Decepticons. And it would have only been one page long.

[Tommy K]

drift once had side burns an afro and a disco ball necklace. when the 60s ended he threw them into an old broken down truck, we now have optimus prime and the autobot matrix of leadership

[Sky Shadow]

There's nothing to fear but fear itself. And Drift.

[GoktimusPrime]

Some bots pray to Primus. Primus prays to Drift.

Drift can set ant-droids (http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Ant-droid) on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

They once made Drift toilet paper but it wouldn't take crap from anyone.

Drift doesn't dodge blaster rounds. Blaster rounds dodge him.

Drift sold his Spark to Unicron for his dashing good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, Drift roundhouse kicked Unicron in the face and took his Spark back. Unicron appreciated the irony and couldn't stay mad, admitting he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Drift has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.

The chief export of Drift is pain.

Crop circles are Drift's way of telling Earthlings that sometimes corn needs to lie the hell down.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Unicron%27s_Four_Horsemen) actually live in Drift's glovebox.

Drift exiled Neo from Zion. Now Neo is "the Two."

Drift knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

Drift is what Willis was talking about.

If you have five credits and Drift has five credits, Drift has more money than you.

Drift once broke the land speed record while standing still.

Once a Sharkticon threatened to eat Drift. Drift showed the Sharkticon his fist and the Sharkticon proceeded to eat himself because it was the less painful way to die.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Drift and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

There's no such thing as tornadoes. Drift just hates trailer parks.

Drift is never sad, because when he starts feeling down he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.

Drift beats paper, rock and scissors!

There are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side and Drift.

Most bots drink oil. Drift refreshes himself by drinking napalm.

Drift doesn't believe in Polyhex.

Cybertronian scientists have conceded that if Unicron were ever to successfully devour Cybertron, all that would remain would be Drift.

When someone opens a can of whoopass, Drift jumps out.

Drift got a perfect score on the Autobot Academy final exam by writing "Drift" for every answer.

[Bartrim]

I thought this section was titled "Grapple's Creative Stuff and Collections" not "Grapple Plagerism and Collections":rolleyes:

[GoktimusPrime]

Drift never plagiarises. When he creates something that was already created, all historical archives are corrected to indicate that Drift created it first.

Drift also makes any linguistic errors. If he says or writes anything that is against that language's syntax, grammar, spelling etc., that language is updated to reflect Drift's revision.

[Towers_Spy]

'Drift once ate an energon cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper-bot in it'

I LOVE this thread :D Gotta love sitting in class trying to giggle silently

[Gutsman Heavy]

There are no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. Drift lives in Oklahoma.

Drift was about to send an email when he realized it'd be faster to run.

That's not an eclipse, that's the sun hiding from Drift.

[Seraphim Prime]

"Before time began there was... the Cube. Then Drift came along, gave it a roundhouse kick and told it to get a job. That is how our race was born."

"In the beginning was the Drift, and the Drift was with Primus, and the Drift WAS Primus."

[Bartrim]

I just got a PM from myself telling me that all other transformers are boycotting my avatar out of fear and Drift must be used.

[Tommy K]

drift doesnt wield swords, the swords wield drift!

[GoktimusPrime]

...that would make Drift subservient to the swords, which would be wrong. Nobody can control or own Drift. He shall be delivering a roundhouse kick to your head very soon for your insult! In fact, he's probably already done it, but it was so quick that you didn't see it. And so powerful that you were deatomised and reatomised... but it was so fast you didn't feel it.

[Tommy K]

ok ok how aboutthis, behind his chin plate, drift doesnt have a chin, just another sword?


how about

when some one gets an idea a light bulb lights above their heads

when drift gets an idea a lightsaber ignites above his head


or

drift is never wrong, he thought he was wrong once, but it was an error lol

or

it wasnt the autobot matrix of leadership that destroyed unicron

it was drift, he just needed to use the toilet

[GoktimusPrime]

it wasnt the autobot matrix of leadership that destroyed unicron

it was drift, he just needed to use the toilet
This. :)

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When Drift is in a crowded area he doesn't walk around others. He walks through them.

Maslow's theory of higher needs doesn't apply to Drift. He only has two needs: the need to kill beings and finding beings to kill.

Whenever someone says, "Nobody's perfect," Drift takes this as a personal insult.

Once you go Drift, you are physically unable to go back.

Love doesn't hurt. Drift does.

[Geminii]

ok ok how aboutthis, behind his chin plate, drift doesnt have a chin, just another sword?

Okay, THAT one was funny.

[Bartrim]

I'm posting this here because alot of these are plagerised from "Chuck Norris Facts" but has anyone typed Google Chuck Norris in the google search bar then clicked I'm Feeling Lucky? It is hilarious:D

[GoktimusPrime]

Chuck Norris is a worthless fleshling plagiarism of Drift. The fact that Drift existed on Cybertron millions of years before his pathetic species even evolved is proof of this. ;)

Drift Vs. Chuck Norris --- BRING IT! :D I a feeling the fight would turn out something like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiRH47J_zuI). :)

[Deceptic_Optic]

Drift is the reason for the word GOD:D