Super Happy Continual G1 Story time 2.0

[Adzma]

Broadsiding ships with plastic cannons. Customs go so destressed by these obviously fake guns they

[TheDirtyDigger]

joined the Village People Gay Appreciation Society

[Paulbot]

but they all wanted to be the police officer. While they argued about this, they didn't notice all the MP05s being imported by...

[TheDirtyDigger]

a shady lawyer from NSW

[GoktimusPrime]

ate popcorn

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and sung songs around the campfire, "KUMBAIYAH MY LOOOORD....KUMBAIYAH"

[turtle boy]

Meanwhile.... Megatron was caught sobbing in his office. Whats wrong darl, said.....

[Adzma]

Shockwave. Megatron stared at him for several seconds then

[GoktimusPrime]

mocked Shockwave's lack of depth perception.

[Adzma]

Then Shockwave pimp-slapped him causing Megs to

[TheDirtyDigger]

break the fourth wall with a spontaneous bout of intense Tourette's

[Adzma]

directed at the readers. Shockwave was so disgusted he

[GoktimusPrime]

found Shackwave.

[TheDirtyDigger]

in a compromising position with a female billy goat, a male donkey and two dead gerbils

[Adzma]

Shockwave was offered a seat in the ride so he hopped in. Megatron saw this abomination and

[TheDirtyDigger]

began violently vomiting corn, carrots and other vegetables he had never eaten

[turtle boy]

Then, out of nowhere, in walked Optimus Prime, he looked at the vomit, then at Megs. Removed his mouth plate and proceeded to vomit the whale that he ate before hand......

[TheDirtyDigger]

..ed him a serviette to wipe the flecks and specks from his mouth

[roller]

the whale turned out to be Beast Wars Orkonoch,

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,the overweight and suicidal cousin of Orko from He-Man fame

[roller]

wheres my socks ? yelled Gears

[TheDirtyDigger]

"Mum said I could wear them." replied Swerve

[Adzma]

"You dirty, dirty son of a..."

[GoktimusPrime]

..."motherless wombat!"

[TheDirtyDigger]

Gears broke down and started sobbing pathetically

[Adzma]

Hearing the commotion, Huffer walked in, and once everyone had seen who it was, they all followed Gears' example. Huffer looked around and

[TheDirtyDigger]

jumped straight into a rendition of the Time Warp from the Rocky Horror Picture Show

[roller]

"Lets do the time warp againnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!" Sung Huffer now in fish net stockings and red lip stick...

[turtle boy]

THUD! Optimus, who hates Huffer, picked up Megs and smashed Huffer over the head with him.

[TheDirtyDigger]

"BY PRIMUS DIAPHRAGM!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" screamed.....

[turtle boy]

Bumble Bee, I wanted to do it...

[TheDirtyDigger]

right so I hired a 500 dollar an hour....

[turtle boy]

Escort, to keep Huffer busy, so I could sneak up on him and kill him, But NOOO! You had to go ahead and....

[TheDirtyDigger]

spoil it by wearing the exact same dress that Britney wore to the MTV awards in 2003

[turtle boy]

Bumble Bee said, just as Ravage walked in, with the exact same dress on.... with slightly different shoes.

[TheDirtyDigger]

Ravage...seeing Bumblebee in the similar ensemble leapt at the yellow copycat with claws extended "You bitch!" Ravage cried "You absolute bitch!"

[Adzma]

Such an act tore a whole in the space time continuum which sent this story hurtling into a new dimension filled with

[liegeprime]

pizza's being eaten by a 18 legged..

[turtle boy]

Beens, lots of beens, lots of been, lots of beens lotsabeens.

[roller]

purple crocodiles purple crocodiles Dia-Croneeeee!!!

[TheDirtyDigger]

War was declared! A coalition of the willing comprising the Samurai Pizza Cats, She Ra and her friends in the Great Rebellion, the entire Smurf army and two inconspicuous droids simultaneously attacked Cybertron...

[GoktimusPrime]

using Ecky-Thump!

[TheDirtyDigger]

The opening salvos were brutal...

[roller]

the samurai pizza cats narrator was busy cracking jokes while Cybertron...

[TheDirtyDigger]

burned with an apocolyptic light

[Adzma]

because Ratchet had used too much oil on the barbeque again. Prime was so angry

[TheDirtyDigger]

he threw Ratchet at the attacking hordes of She Ra, Glimma and the homo-erotic Bo

[roller]

a russian tourist thought...

[TheDirtyDigger]

that 'Cracker and 'Warp were getting a little too close to each other

[GoktimusPrime]

so got a 600m AVO placed between them

[TheDirtyDigger]

"Daddy...what's an AVO?" asked Daniel

[GoktimusPrime]

"You're a dull boy," answered Uncle Buster.

[roller]

"all work and no play make Daniel a dull boy" chimed in wheelie through..

[Adzma]

the bars of his cage. Cackling, Wheeljack picked it up and tossed him into

[GoktimusPrime]

Oompa-Loompa-Land

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wheelie got on well with the oompa loompahs

[TheDirtyDigger]

or so he thought

[Adzma]

as they secretly plotted to

[GoktimusPrime]

eat elderberries

[Adzma]

to further the advancement of

[GoktimusPrime]

......nose picking

[TheDirtyDigger]

Still the war went on.....

[Adzma]

until Constable Jim

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broke away with the Seperatists

[roller]

the Horrorcons thought of...

[Adzma]

eating wheat. To top it off they also

[TheDirtyDigger]

suggested changing the flag and the anthem

[GoktimusPrime]

to "The Touch" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8D8VUu26HM)

[roller]

but Outback thought...

[TheDirtyDigger]

that he was more Australian than Cybertron Jetfire even though both had those hideous accents and weren't even from Earth in the first place

[Adzma]

This led to the declaration of

[roller]

"the confederation of Transformers who wish to be recognised as Australian citizens" Spectre and Outback went to Parliment to see Kevin Rudd...

[TheDirtyDigger]

but Kevin was dying from an overdose of earwax

[Adzma]

Prime handed him the Matrix to which Kevin quickly "lit his darkest hour". At that moment, he ceased to be Kevin Rudd and became Ruddimus Prime. His first act was to

[TheDirtyDigger]

secure the entire worlds supply of ear wax

[roller]

with which he could use to...

[Adzma]

bring this story to a close.

[SUPER COMMENTATOR VOICE:] Tune in at a later date when we experience story time 3.0! Does Prime die? Is Megatron really a fluffy bunny in disguise? Does Constable Jim love brass monkeys in that way? Read more to find out!

ASIDE: I'll leave it up to the next poster if this story continues ignoring the cliffhanger, but if no one posts we can start 3.0 for even more epic funnies.

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the story struggled like an insecticon without wings

but with no one to further the development of the season long arc the thread started to deteriorate.

The Thing replied "Could this be the end of Happy Continual G1 Story time 2.0?"