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Adzma
3rd January 2008, 09:38 AM
While the previous novel came to an abrupt close ending with the words even so, the sequel is ready to roar into gear and take us on an adventure full of He-Man, Constable Jim and who can forget those lovable brass monkeys? Let us try to keep the original plot for at least one page however ;). Lets rock!
Wheeljack stared at his latest and, erm well possibly (not likely) greatest creation and wished he could cry at his sheer genius. He heard footsteps behind him and turned to see who he could piss off with his stupid creation first.
"Perfect..." he whispered to himself as he saw Bumblebee.
"HOLY SH#*! WHAT THE F$*# IS THAT?!" screeched Bumblebee scrambling back towards the door. Wheeljack was too quick however and locked down the room trapping poor Bumblebee. He began to cackle his head off.
"Bumblebee! Meet my newest creation. It's..."
GoktimusPrime
3rd January 2008, 10:44 AM
Wheelie's mum!"
Adzma
5th January 2008, 06:09 PM
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" screeched Bumblebee clawing at his eyes. Wheeljack began to...
Off the record: Lets move this story along people! It can't be just up to Gok and I, lets see Prime's head randomly explode or something.
GoktimusPrime
5th January 2008, 06:41 PM
play Tetris
Adzma
5th January 2008, 07:25 PM
to further the advancement of...
Borgeman
5th January 2008, 09:00 PM
Erectors namesake. :p
Adzma
5th January 2008, 09:45 PM
Prime walked in on hearing the commotion and was so surprised at what he saw, he...
GoktimusPrime
5th January 2008, 10:33 PM
ate whales
Borgeman
5th January 2008, 11:21 PM
which he ordered from japan
GoktimusPrime
5th January 2008, 11:25 PM
but then..........
GoktimusPrime
6th January 2008, 12:42 AM
Vicariously spelunking
Borgeman
6th January 2008, 12:57 AM
....he....
GoktimusPrime
6th January 2008, 12:59 AM
ebbed sideways
Borgeman
6th January 2008, 01:10 AM
...and....
GoktimusPrime
6th January 2008, 01:12 AM
felt discombobulated.
DigDug
6th January 2008, 03:33 AM
And underhanded, as he dealt wheelies mum a back hand to her handbag, from which fell a...
Adzma
6th January 2008, 09:03 AM
which tore a massive plot hole in the universe. Meanwhile, Megatron...
GoktimusPrime
6th January 2008, 05:38 PM
publicly admitted
Adzma
6th January 2008, 06:28 PM
that he was totally, and 100%...
GoktimusPrime
6th January 2008, 06:52 PM
fond of.....
Borgeman
6th January 2008, 08:18 PM
fondling...
Adzma
6th January 2008, 09:22 PM
really, really old...
DigDug
6th January 2008, 10:08 PM
lemonade flavoured...
GoktimusPrime
6th January 2008, 11:28 PM
brass monkeys.
Adzma
7th January 2008, 12:29 AM
This mind-numbingly sick revelation caused Thundercracker to completely loose his marbles and...
GoktimusPrime
7th January 2008, 10:07 AM
become Scientologist.
DigDug
7th January 2008, 12:56 PM
Like Blurr on a bender, he swiftly donned his...
TheDirtyDigger
7th January 2008, 01:07 PM
testicle warmers
Saintly
7th January 2008, 02:44 PM
for a bigger...
DigDug
7th January 2008, 04:43 PM
advantage in the annual crotch kick-off, where
TheDirtyDigger
7th January 2008, 04:51 PM
his boyfriend
DigDug
7th January 2008, 05:49 PM
caught....
Paulbot
7th January 2008, 09:27 PM
a fish wish he gave to...
GoktimusPrime
7th January 2008, 11:22 PM
Constable Jim.
SofaMan
7th January 2008, 11:41 PM
Constable Jim tried desperately to fit the fish in his...
GoktimusPrime
8th January 2008, 12:15 AM
brass monkeys.
SofaMan
8th January 2008, 12:26 AM
But - horror! - the brass monkey were already filled with...
Borgeman
8th January 2008, 03:06 AM
...various goodnesses.
Adzma
8th January 2008, 08:51 AM
Constable Jim became enraged and...
TheDirtyDigger
8th January 2008, 11:01 AM
enunciated his
SofaMan
8th January 2008, 11:36 AM
displeasure. Suddenly, a squadron of...
Adzma
8th January 2008, 01:35 PM
Brass monkeys
SofaMan
8th January 2008, 09:50 PM
appeared to
Borgeman
8th January 2008, 10:25 PM
fake the death of...
SofaMan
8th January 2008, 11:24 PM
Wheelie's sister, a femmebot of
GoktimusPrime
9th January 2008, 12:02 AM
Constable Jim.
roller
9th January 2008, 12:59 AM
BumbleJumper watched on...
DigDug
9th January 2008, 02:40 AM
his pinapple as the
SofaMan
9th January 2008, 03:39 AM
spellcheck failed for the
GoktimusPrime
9th January 2008, 09:16 AM
Bundesrepublik Australiana
TheDirtyDigger
9th January 2008, 09:57 AM
Thundercracker & Skywarp
GoktimusPrime
9th January 2008, 10:37 AM
were sipping
TheDirtyDigger
9th January 2008, 11:41 AM
suspiciously effeminate
GoktimusPrime
9th January 2008, 12:20 PM
coconut tea
TheDirtyDigger
9th January 2008, 01:33 PM
while discussing
SofaMan
9th January 2008, 01:43 PM
Rennaisance sculpture.
Saintly
9th January 2008, 01:50 PM
LOL "oh... this is good"...
DigDug
9th January 2008, 01:55 PM
squealed Thrust...
TheDirtyDigger
9th January 2008, 02:18 PM
while flatulently
GoktimusPrime
9th January 2008, 04:26 PM
break dancing
roller
9th January 2008, 04:34 PM
around Slugfest's ...
TheDirtyDigger
9th January 2008, 04:50 PM
lower colon
SofaMan
9th January 2008, 05:04 PM
With a rending tear, Slugfest
Adzma
9th January 2008, 06:35 PM
exploded causing massive amounts of...
GoktimusPrime
9th January 2008, 09:09 PM
soylent green.
SofaMan
9th January 2008, 11:20 PM
along with its even less pleasant by-product
roller
10th January 2008, 02:08 AM
to render Stalker the Mardi Gras tank of the tf world to...
GoktimusPrime
10th January 2008, 09:27 AM
Bronwyn Bishop
TheDirtyDigger
10th January 2008, 10:41 AM
's bondage fetish
GoktimusPrime
10th January 2008, 10:45 AM
with seahorses
TheDirtyDigger
10th January 2008, 12:44 PM
. Meanwhile Thundercracker...
roller
10th January 2008, 05:54 PM
and Scowl...
GoktimusPrime
10th January 2008, 06:22 PM
and Time Warrior
TheDirtyDigger
10th January 2008, 07:05 PM
wrestled erotically
SofaMan
10th January 2008, 07:36 PM
in Energon custard, flavoured with
Adzma
10th January 2008, 10:19 PM
braaaiiiinnsss... Such a vile concoction led to the creation of...
GoktimusPrime
10th January 2008, 10:25 PM
bronze monkeys.
Adzma
10th January 2008, 10:27 PM
This caused the Brass monkeys much social pain as they were deemed obsolete. They united together into one massive army and started the...
GoktimusPrime
10th January 2008, 11:32 PM
second Rennaissance.
SofaMan
11th January 2008, 12:00 AM
, combining to form gigantic super-robot gestalt Apeshit. With slow menace, he revelaed his weapon, a long glowing
Adzma
11th January 2008, 12:04 AM
over-glazed turkey.
TheDirtyDigger
11th January 2008, 07:18 AM
slapper. Suddenly...
Adzma
11th January 2008, 09:09 AM
war were declared.
GoktimusPrime
11th January 2008, 10:13 AM
and Constable
TheDirtyDigger
11th January 2008, 10:15 AM
Jim called
Adzma
11th January 2008, 11:03 AM
ME! I then...
TheDirtyDigger
11th January 2008, 12:09 PM
procrastinated flatulently
GoktimusPrime
11th January 2008, 12:28 PM
over dinner
TheDirtyDigger
11th January 2008, 12:38 PM
while discussing...
GoktimusPrime
11th January 2008, 01:40 PM
discreet maths.
Borgeman
11th January 2008, 02:14 PM
Meanwhile, on planet Nimrod...
GoktimusPrime
11th January 2008, 02:48 PM
ben whanted
Saintly
11th January 2008, 03:08 PM
(LOL!!!) to correct his spelling and punctuations but...
Borgeman
11th January 2008, 03:35 PM
instead he won.
SofaMan
11th January 2008, 05:23 PM
by forming the giant robot Monorator!
TheDirtyDigger
11th January 2008, 05:34 PM
"Grrrrrrrrrrrr", he.....
roller
11th January 2008, 06:26 PM
he poklaimed while...
TheDirtyDigger
11th January 2008, 07:42 PM
devastating the
SofaMan
11th January 2008, 08:32 PM
puny Interweb boards of
GoktimusPrime
11th January 2008, 10:06 PM
hetripoo and
TheDirtyDigger
11th January 2008, 10:47 PM
committing mnemocide
Adzma
11th January 2008, 10:48 PM
of the english language. The dictionary began to cry and...
DigDug
12th January 2008, 03:26 AM
commit seppaku but
TheDirtyDigger
12th January 2008, 09:30 AM
geo-political relations
GoktimusPrime
12th January 2008, 10:16 AM
fluffed forever
TheDirtyDigger
12th January 2008, 10:20 AM
into darkness
roller
12th January 2008, 01:01 PM
next to...
DigDug
12th January 2008, 03:24 PM
prevailing modalities of verbosity! :)
TheDirtyDigger
12th January 2008, 05:24 PM
"Primus' Scrotum",
SofaMan
12th January 2008, 08:41 PM
shouted Grimlock, while pointing at the two colossal round
TheDirtyDigger
12th January 2008, 09:02 PM
energon sacs
SofaMan
12th January 2008, 09:19 PM
that glistened with
Saintly
13th January 2008, 12:04 AM
leaking energon fuel cell liquid...
GoktimusPrime
13th January 2008, 12:09 AM
with Slurm(TM).
TheDirtyDigger
13th January 2008, 05:54 AM
"It's gunna...."
Adzma
13th January 2008, 09:09 AM
rain," whined Weatherbot.
"Me Grimlock say you Weatherbot..."
GoktimusPrime
13th January 2008, 10:33 AM
really hot."
TheDirtyDigger
13th January 2008, 11:21 AM
"Me Grimlock..."
GoktimusPrime
13th January 2008, 12:16 PM
want Twinkies!"
SofaMan
13th January 2008, 12:18 PM
but Twinkies was unavailable that day, as she was having her chassis
DigDug
13th January 2008, 02:07 PM
reamed. Or so she said because, in reality,
TheDirtyDigger
13th January 2008, 05:11 PM
the reaming
GoktimusPrime
13th January 2008, 07:29 PM
was cancelled.
SofaMan
13th January 2008, 09:55 PM
This subterfuge was because Twinkies could not bear for Grimlock to know the terrible truth, that she
GoktimusPrime
13th January 2008, 11:26 PM
voted Howard.
roller
14th January 2008, 11:17 AM
Springer was spying from the bushes thinking...
TheDirtyDigger
14th January 2008, 02:48 PM
" How effing...."
Adzma
14th January 2008, 03:08 PM
typical!" He broke into spontaneous dance. Onlookers watched and...
TheDirtyDigger
14th January 2008, 03:18 PM
began violently
GoktimusPrime
14th January 2008, 06:37 PM
playing Monopoly.
TheDirtyDigger
14th January 2008, 06:44 PM
Springer then
SofaMan
14th January 2008, 08:30 PM
vigorously ransacked his dignity with
TheDirtyDigger
14th January 2008, 08:38 PM
dignified vigourosity
GoktimusPrime
14th January 2008, 08:51 PM
until Constable
TheDirtyDigger
14th January 2008, 09:33 PM
Jim's sister
GoktimusPrime
14th January 2008, 09:40 PM
went down...
...stairs
Adzma
14th January 2008, 10:03 PM
in the literal sense of course... Not, the uh, other kind...
TheDirtyDigger
14th January 2008, 10:10 PM
and blew...
Adzma
14th January 2008, 10:58 PM
out the candles on his birthday cake... Nothing more http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3271/shiftyeyesya6.gif
GoktimusPrime
14th January 2008, 10:59 PM
Then quietly
SofaMan
15th January 2008, 12:38 AM
slipped away into the night. Star Saber found himself
TheDirtyDigger
15th January 2008, 05:27 AM
wishing his...
Adzma
15th January 2008, 09:19 AM
cake was bigger.
GoktimusPrime
15th January 2008, 10:03 AM
Many clerics
liegeprime
15th January 2008, 10:12 AM
brought energon chips and electron coolers....
GoktimusPrime
15th January 2008, 10:40 AM
for great.....
iceburn
15th January 2008, 10:41 AM
...hopes that at the Transformers convention, they would be able to...
SofaMan
15th January 2008, 11:11 AM
party like it was 1999. Verily, it became like unto a place of worship...
TheDirtyDigger
15th January 2008, 11:15 AM
and decadence
SofaMan
15th January 2008, 08:14 PM
until the small hours of the morning, when Seaspray arrived to
TheDirtyDigger
15th January 2008, 08:15 PM
spray some...
DigDug
15th January 2008, 08:28 PM
pole dancers
SofaMan
15th January 2008, 09:02 PM
with warm milky
Borgeman
15th January 2008, 10:31 PM
sea, which
Adzma
15th January 2008, 11:13 PM
contained many sea men working on the poop deck of...
(:eek: Oh lord, what has happened to this story?! :p)
DigDug
16th January 2008, 12:26 AM
Broadside who capsized when
GoktimusPrime
16th January 2008, 09:20 AM
Constable Jim
TheDirtyDigger
16th January 2008, 09:49 AM
decided to
GoktimusPrime
16th January 2008, 10:42 AM
become famous.
roller
16th January 2008, 10:49 AM
Hugh Jackman...
GoktimusPrime
16th January 2008, 01:25 PM
slapped Howard
DigDug
16th January 2008, 02:23 PM
playfully on the hinie
Adzma
16th January 2008, 03:18 PM
with a giant
TheDirtyDigger
16th January 2008, 03:39 PM
flaccid cucumber
GoktimusPrime
16th January 2008, 04:38 PM
from Cuba.
TheDirtyDigger
16th January 2008, 04:45 PM
Che Guevera...
roller
16th January 2008, 04:46 PM
Aka Pipes, tinea problem had reached...
TheDirtyDigger
16th January 2008, 05:22 PM
critical mass...
Borgeman
16th January 2008, 08:58 PM
explosive power times infinity!!!!!!!
Adzma
16th January 2008, 09:29 PM
Suddenly the universe imploded at the same time Megatron was dealing with intense diarrhea; embarrsing.
GoktimusPrime
16th January 2008, 10:14 PM
The Chipmunks
Adzma
16th January 2008, 10:27 PM
Made a live action movie. Ew.
roller
16th January 2008, 11:32 PM
which Slamdance...
TheDirtyDigger
17th January 2008, 07:06 AM
and Britney...
Borgeman
17th January 2008, 07:17 AM
played Nintendo Monopoly in.
TheDirtyDigger
17th January 2008, 08:16 AM
Britney & Swindle...
iceburn
17th January 2008, 09:14 AM
..little Barbie doll house,...
Adzma
17th January 2008, 09:52 AM
for no apparent reason, reminded everybody who is currently a leading role in this story that Wheelie's mum is still on the loose. They realised they must brave the perils of the plot hole from page 2.
liegeprime
17th January 2008, 10:25 AM
Raising theire respective, electron guns, gamma blast rifles, pitchforks and torches..
TheDirtyDigger
17th January 2008, 11:03 AM
they blew....
Adzma
17th January 2008, 12:04 PM
the plot hole
iceburn
17th January 2008, 12:25 PM
...into a bigger hole so that everyone could fit into it. Then, they
GoktimusPrime
17th January 2008, 12:26 PM
sang karaoke
TheDirtyDigger
17th January 2008, 01:36 PM
until Wheelie...
Adzma
17th January 2008, 02:38 PM
grew into...
GoktimusPrime
17th January 2008, 04:04 PM
.....his socks.
Adzma
17th January 2008, 10:39 PM
which stank up the place. Real bad.
SofaMan
18th January 2008, 01:34 AM
<aside> You, I know this thing is supposed to be continual, but that actually is a nice place to end the story. It has a sense iof closure. </aside>
roller
18th January 2008, 01:48 AM
the closure was raped by..
GoktimusPrime
18th January 2008, 12:51 PM
Wheelie's mum.
TheDirtyDigger
18th January 2008, 01:29 PM
's secret lover
GoktimusPrime
18th January 2008, 05:49 PM
who didn't have a brain-mouth filter
roller
18th January 2008, 06:31 PM
Zeebop scandana...
Adzma
18th January 2008, 10:32 PM
otherwise known as...
iceburn
18th January 2008, 10:45 PM
King Kong.
Adzma
18th January 2008, 11:07 PM
is a giant overused rubber monkey. Galvatron realised...
Borgeman
18th January 2008, 11:32 PM
that he was about to.... OMG LOOK AT THAT GIANT SUPER TRANSFORMER HIDING BEHIND GRIFFIN'S HOUSE O.o
roller
19th January 2008, 12:03 AM
with the diversion over, Hoist...
Borgeman
19th January 2008, 12:52 AM
hoisted.....
GoktimusPrime
19th January 2008, 09:06 AM
Constable Jim.
TheDirtyDigger
19th January 2008, 11:42 AM
's whining sensei
GoktimusPrime
19th January 2008, 02:03 PM
with pavlova
Adzma
19th January 2008, 05:55 PM
and other random items. This led to
roller
19th January 2008, 06:28 PM
Arcee stripping down out of her wet...
Adzma
19th January 2008, 06:33 PM
chassis. Hot Rod's jaw dropped and he
Aside: Don't you just love how in this story characters pop up out of nowhere? :D
GoktimusPrime
19th January 2008, 06:35 PM
read Chaucer
roller
19th January 2008, 08:49 PM
by the faint glow caused by Arcees...
GoktimusPrime
19th January 2008, 10:46 PM
coffee beans
roller
19th January 2008, 11:24 PM
chromia and elita 1 were making...
GoktimusPrime
20th January 2008, 08:33 AM
more brass monkeys
Borgeman
20th January 2008, 11:43 AM
to combine with....
roller
20th January 2008, 01:05 PM
barricades...
GoktimusPrime
20th January 2008, 03:38 PM
and Rollerforces
liegeprime
20th January 2008, 03:42 PM
while stabbing tire wheels vigorously and with unimaginable glee..
TheDirtyDigger
20th January 2008, 06:57 PM
. Too weak to fight his own battles...
turtle boy
20th January 2008, 08:16 PM
Barricade sat down on....
Adzma
20th January 2008, 08:46 PM
a gopher, and thought to himself...
turtle boy
20th January 2008, 08:51 PM
Why must all the other Decepticons.....
TheDirtyDigger
20th January 2008, 09:29 PM
....bully me?
roller
20th January 2008, 09:43 PM
hhahahahaahahahahahahwahhahahahahahaha laughed Octane...
turtle boy
20th January 2008, 09:50 PM
As he walked passed Barricade and gave him a good...
TheDirtyDigger
20th January 2008, 10:55 PM
testicle kick
turtle boy
20th January 2008, 11:39 PM
Meanwhile... At Autobot HQ
Adzma
21st January 2008, 12:36 AM
nothing much happened so the story returned to Barricade's gopher sitting and testicle hurting dilemmas.
turtle boy
21st January 2008, 12:52 AM
Ey, Barricade, Yells....
GoktimusPrime
21st January 2008, 09:14 AM
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!" http://users.rcn.com/nkwoodward/ephemera/diary/startrek2.jpg
liegeprime
21st January 2008, 09:52 AM
Why, why , why does it hurt, we cybertronians dont even have testicles? thought Barricade.
roller
21st January 2008, 10:01 AM
it was at this stage that...
Adzma
21st January 2008, 10:05 AM
Barricade's fairy god mother...
Aside:
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!" http://users.rcn.com/nkwoodward/ephemera/diary/startrek2.jpg
:D Pure gold!
TheDirtyDigger
21st January 2008, 10:17 AM
explained to him that he would never be a master of fighting and never was and really was just a whinging whiner...
iceburn
21st January 2008, 10:21 AM
...face. Barricade was extremely mad therefore he instructed Frenzy to kill the fairy godmother to become...
Adzma
21st January 2008, 10:26 AM
Super Frenzy! Exactly the same as before in every conceivable way except for...
TheDirtyDigger
21st January 2008, 10:33 AM
giant multi-hued butterfly wings and a Ronald McDonald wig
GoktimusPrime
21st January 2008, 11:57 AM
that tasted
TheDirtyDigger
21st January 2008, 12:10 PM
like the bitter taste of defeat
roller
21st January 2008, 06:04 PM
"Handle me with care" he sang while...
GoktimusPrime
21st January 2008, 06:15 PM
playing Halo
Borgeman
21st January 2008, 07:37 PM
...on a playstation 3 (yes thats right a PS3 console, the world must be in all manner of strife :p) while...
TheDirtyDigger
21st January 2008, 08:03 PM
simultaneously dancing the macarena and exhaling and retracting boogers
Adzma
21st January 2008, 08:54 PM
from his armpit... Yeah, try and figure that one out...
TheDirtyDigger
21st January 2008, 09:01 PM
said the joker to the thief
roller
21st January 2008, 09:44 PM
seargent jim apprehended...
TheDirtyDigger
21st January 2008, 09:59 PM
a violent epileptic named Blurr
turtle boy
22nd January 2008, 03:43 AM
Said. Iron Maiden should have something to say about that....
TheDirtyDigger
22nd January 2008, 07:47 AM
because she's the hardest rockin' fembot around.
roller
22nd January 2008, 11:07 AM
"i like puppies and children" chimed in Soundwave
TheDirtyDigger
22nd January 2008, 11:15 AM
"they taste amazingly similar to chicken"
GoktimusPrime
22nd January 2008, 01:07 PM
An expected
TheDirtyDigger
22nd January 2008, 01:54 PM
shipment of pure energon from Columbia was
roller
22nd January 2008, 02:27 PM
being brought in off the coast of WA by Broadside...
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