Super Happy Continual G1 Story time 2.0

[Adzma]

While the previous novel came to an abrupt close ending with the words even so, the sequel is ready to roar into gear and take us on an adventure full of He-Man, Constable Jim and who can forget those lovable brass monkeys? Let us try to keep the original plot for at least one page however ;). Lets rock!

Wheeljack stared at his latest and, erm well possibly (not likely) greatest creation and wished he could cry at his sheer genius. He heard footsteps behind him and turned to see who he could piss off with his stupid creation first.
"Perfect..." he whispered to himself as he saw Bumblebee.
"HOLY SH#*! WHAT THE F$*# IS THAT?!" screeched Bumblebee scrambling back towards the door. Wheeljack was too quick however and locked down the room trapping poor Bumblebee. He began to cackle his head off.
"Bumblebee! Meet my newest creation. It's..."

[GoktimusPrime]

Wheelie's mum!"

[Adzma]

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" screeched Bumblebee clawing at his eyes. Wheeljack began to...

Off the record: Lets move this story along people! It can't be just up to Gok and I, lets see Prime's head randomly explode or something.

[GoktimusPrime]

play Tetris

[Adzma]

to further the advancement of...

[Borgeman]

Erectors namesake. :p

[Adzma]

Prime walked in on hearing the commotion and was so surprised at what he saw, he...

[GoktimusPrime]

ate whales

[Borgeman]

which he ordered from japan

[GoktimusPrime]

but then..........

[GoktimusPrime]

Vicariously spelunking

[Borgeman]

....he....

[GoktimusPrime]

ebbed sideways

[Borgeman]

...and....

[GoktimusPrime]

felt discombobulated.

[DigDug]

And underhanded, as he dealt wheelies mum a back hand to her handbag, from which fell a...

[Adzma]

which tore a massive plot hole in the universe. Meanwhile, Megatron...

[GoktimusPrime]

publicly admitted

[Adzma]

that he was totally, and 100%...

[GoktimusPrime]

fond of.....

[Borgeman]

fondling...

[Adzma]

really, really old...

[DigDug]

lemonade flavoured...

[GoktimusPrime]

brass monkeys.

[Adzma]

This mind-numbingly sick revelation caused Thundercracker to completely loose his marbles and...

[GoktimusPrime]

become Scientologist.

[DigDug]

Like Blurr on a bender, he swiftly donned his...

[TheDirtyDigger]

testicle warmers

[Saintly]

for a bigger...

[DigDug]

advantage in the annual crotch kick-off, where

[TheDirtyDigger]

his boyfriend

[DigDug]

caught....

[Paulbot]

a fish wish he gave to...

[GoktimusPrime]

Constable Jim.

[SofaMan]

Constable Jim tried desperately to fit the fish in his...

[GoktimusPrime]

brass monkeys.

[SofaMan]

But - horror! - the brass monkey were already filled with...

[Borgeman]

...various goodnesses.

[Adzma]

Constable Jim became enraged and...

[TheDirtyDigger]

enunciated his

[SofaMan]

displeasure. Suddenly, a squadron of...

[Adzma]

Brass monkeys

[SofaMan]

appeared to

[Borgeman]

fake the death of...

[SofaMan]

Wheelie's sister, a femmebot of

[GoktimusPrime]

Constable Jim.

[roller]

BumbleJumper watched on...

[DigDug]

his pinapple as the

[SofaMan]

spellcheck failed for the

[GoktimusPrime]

Bundesrepublik Australiana

[TheDirtyDigger]

Thundercracker & Skywarp

[GoktimusPrime]

were sipping

[TheDirtyDigger]

suspiciously effeminate

[GoktimusPrime]

coconut tea

[TheDirtyDigger]

while discussing

[SofaMan]

Rennaisance sculpture.

[Saintly]

LOL "oh... this is good"...

[DigDug]

squealed Thrust...

[TheDirtyDigger]

while flatulently

[GoktimusPrime]

break dancing

[roller]

around Slugfest's ...

[TheDirtyDigger]

lower colon

[SofaMan]

With a rending tear, Slugfest

[Adzma]

exploded causing massive amounts of...

[GoktimusPrime]

soylent green.

[SofaMan]

along with its even less pleasant by-product

[roller]

to render Stalker the Mardi Gras tank of the tf world to...

[GoktimusPrime]

Bronwyn Bishop

[TheDirtyDigger]

's bondage fetish

[GoktimusPrime]

with seahorses

[TheDirtyDigger]

. Meanwhile Thundercracker...

[roller]

and Scowl...

[GoktimusPrime]

and Time Warrior

[TheDirtyDigger]

wrestled erotically

[SofaMan]

in Energon custard, flavoured with

[Adzma]

braaaiiiinnsss... Such a vile concoction led to the creation of...

[GoktimusPrime]

bronze monkeys.

[Adzma]

This caused the Brass monkeys much social pain as they were deemed obsolete. They united together into one massive army and started the...

[GoktimusPrime]

second Rennaissance.

[SofaMan]

, combining to form gigantic super-robot gestalt Apeshit. With slow menace, he revelaed his weapon, a long glowing

[Adzma]

over-glazed turkey.

[TheDirtyDigger]

slapper. Suddenly...

[Adzma]

war were declared.

[GoktimusPrime]

and Constable

[TheDirtyDigger]

Jim called

[Adzma]

ME! I then...

[TheDirtyDigger]

procrastinated flatulently

[GoktimusPrime]

over dinner

[TheDirtyDigger]

while discussing...

[GoktimusPrime]

discreet maths.

[Borgeman]

Meanwhile, on planet Nimrod...

[GoktimusPrime]

ben whanted

[Saintly]

(LOL!!!) to correct his spelling and punctuations but...

[Borgeman]

instead he won.

[SofaMan]

by forming the giant robot Monorator!

[TheDirtyDigger]

"Grrrrrrrrrrrr", he.....

[roller]

he poklaimed while...

[TheDirtyDigger]

devastating the

[SofaMan]

puny Interweb boards of

[GoktimusPrime]

hetripoo and

[TheDirtyDigger]

committing mnemocide

[Adzma]

of the english language. The dictionary began to cry and...

[DigDug]

commit seppaku but

[TheDirtyDigger]

geo-political relations

[GoktimusPrime]

fluffed forever

[TheDirtyDigger]

into darkness

[roller]

next to...

[DigDug]

prevailing modalities of verbosity! :)

[TheDirtyDigger]

"Primus' Scrotum",

[SofaMan]

shouted Grimlock, while pointing at the two colossal round

[TheDirtyDigger]

energon sacs

[SofaMan]

that glistened with

[Saintly]

leaking energon fuel cell liquid...

[GoktimusPrime]

with Slurm(TM).

[TheDirtyDigger]

"It's gunna...."

[Adzma]

rain," whined Weatherbot.
"Me Grimlock say you Weatherbot..."

[GoktimusPrime]

really hot."

[TheDirtyDigger]

"Me Grimlock..."

[GoktimusPrime]

want Twinkies!"

[SofaMan]

but Twinkies was unavailable that day, as she was having her chassis

[DigDug]

reamed. Or so she said because, in reality,

[TheDirtyDigger]

the reaming

[GoktimusPrime]

was cancelled.

[SofaMan]

This subterfuge was because Twinkies could not bear for Grimlock to know the terrible truth, that she

[GoktimusPrime]

voted Howard.

[roller]

Springer was spying from the bushes thinking...

[TheDirtyDigger]

" How effing...."

[Adzma]

typical!" He broke into spontaneous dance. Onlookers watched and...

[TheDirtyDigger]

began violently

[GoktimusPrime]

playing Monopoly.

[TheDirtyDigger]

Springer then

[SofaMan]

vigorously ransacked his dignity with

[TheDirtyDigger]

dignified vigourosity

[GoktimusPrime]

until Constable

[TheDirtyDigger]

Jim's sister

[GoktimusPrime]

went down...





















...stairs

[Adzma]

in the literal sense of course... Not, the uh, other kind...

[TheDirtyDigger]

and blew...

[Adzma]

out the candles on his birthday cake... Nothing more http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3271/shiftyeyesya6.gif

[GoktimusPrime]

Then quietly

[SofaMan]

slipped away into the night. Star Saber found himself

[TheDirtyDigger]

wishing his...

[Adzma]

cake was bigger.

[GoktimusPrime]

Many clerics

[liegeprime]

brought energon chips and electron coolers....

[GoktimusPrime]

for great.....

[iceburn]

...hopes that at the Transformers convention, they would be able to...

[SofaMan]

party like it was 1999. Verily, it became like unto a place of worship...

[TheDirtyDigger]

and decadence

[SofaMan]

until the small hours of the morning, when Seaspray arrived to

[TheDirtyDigger]

spray some...

[DigDug]

pole dancers

[SofaMan]

with warm milky

[Borgeman]

sea, which

[Adzma]

contained many sea men working on the poop deck of...

(:eek: Oh lord, what has happened to this story?! :p)

[DigDug]

Broadside who capsized when

[GoktimusPrime]

Constable Jim

[TheDirtyDigger]

decided to

[GoktimusPrime]

become famous.

[roller]

Hugh Jackman...

[GoktimusPrime]

slapped Howard

[DigDug]

playfully on the hinie

[Adzma]

with a giant

[TheDirtyDigger]

flaccid cucumber

[GoktimusPrime]

from Cuba.

[TheDirtyDigger]

Che Guevera...

[roller]

Aka Pipes, tinea problem had reached...

[TheDirtyDigger]

critical mass...

[Borgeman]

explosive power times infinity!!!!!!!

[Adzma]

Suddenly the universe imploded at the same time Megatron was dealing with intense diarrhea; embarrsing.

[GoktimusPrime]

The Chipmunks

[Adzma]

Made a live action movie. Ew.

[roller]

which Slamdance...

[TheDirtyDigger]

and Britney...

[Borgeman]

played Nintendo Monopoly in.

[TheDirtyDigger]

Britney & Swindle...

[iceburn]

..little Barbie doll house,...

[Adzma]

for no apparent reason, reminded everybody who is currently a leading role in this story that Wheelie's mum is still on the loose. They realised they must brave the perils of the plot hole from page 2.

[liegeprime]

Raising theire respective, electron guns, gamma blast rifles, pitchforks and torches..

[TheDirtyDigger]

they blew....

[Adzma]

the plot hole

[iceburn]

...into a bigger hole so that everyone could fit into it. Then, they

[GoktimusPrime]

sang karaoke

[TheDirtyDigger]

until Wheelie...

[Adzma]

grew into...

[GoktimusPrime]

.....his socks.

[Adzma]

which stank up the place. Real bad.

[SofaMan]

<aside> You, I know this thing is supposed to be continual, but that actually is a nice place to end the story. It has a sense iof closure. </aside>

[roller]

the closure was raped by..

[GoktimusPrime]

Wheelie's mum.

[TheDirtyDigger]

's secret lover

[GoktimusPrime]

who didn't have a brain-mouth filter

[roller]

Zeebop scandana...

[Adzma]

otherwise known as...

[iceburn]

King Kong.

[Adzma]

is a giant overused rubber monkey. Galvatron realised...

[Borgeman]

that he was about to.... OMG LOOK AT THAT GIANT SUPER TRANSFORMER HIDING BEHIND GRIFFIN'S HOUSE O.o

[roller]

with the diversion over, Hoist...

[Borgeman]

hoisted.....

[GoktimusPrime]

Constable Jim.

[TheDirtyDigger]

's whining sensei

[GoktimusPrime]

with pavlova

[Adzma]

and other random items. This led to

[roller]

Arcee stripping down out of her wet...

[Adzma]

chassis. Hot Rod's jaw dropped and he

Aside: Don't you just love how in this story characters pop up out of nowhere? :D

[GoktimusPrime]

read Chaucer

[roller]

by the faint glow caused by Arcees...

[GoktimusPrime]

coffee beans

[roller]

chromia and elita 1 were making...

[GoktimusPrime]

more brass monkeys

[Borgeman]

to combine with....

[roller]

barricades...

[GoktimusPrime]

and Rollerforces

[liegeprime]

while stabbing tire wheels vigorously and with unimaginable glee..

[TheDirtyDigger]

. Too weak to fight his own battles...

[turtle boy]

Barricade sat down on....

[Adzma]

a gopher, and thought to himself...

[turtle boy]

Why must all the other Decepticons.....

[TheDirtyDigger]

....bully me?

[roller]

hhahahahaahahahahahahwahhahahahahahaha laughed Octane...

[turtle boy]

As he walked passed Barricade and gave him a good...

[TheDirtyDigger]

testicle kick

[turtle boy]

Meanwhile... At Autobot HQ

[Adzma]

nothing much happened so the story returned to Barricade's gopher sitting and testicle hurting dilemmas.

[turtle boy]

Ey, Barricade, Yells....

[GoktimusPrime]

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!" http://users.rcn.com/nkwoodward/ephemera/diary/startrek2.jpg

[liegeprime]

Why, why , why does it hurt, we cybertronians dont even have testicles? thought Barricade.

[roller]

it was at this stage that...

[Adzma]

Barricade's fairy god mother...

Aside:

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!" http://users.rcn.com/nkwoodward/ephemera/diary/startrek2.jpg
:D Pure gold!

[TheDirtyDigger]

explained to him that he would never be a master of fighting and never was and really was just a whinging whiner...

[iceburn]

...face. Barricade was extremely mad therefore he instructed Frenzy to kill the fairy godmother to become...

[Adzma]

Super Frenzy! Exactly the same as before in every conceivable way except for...

[TheDirtyDigger]

giant multi-hued butterfly wings and a Ronald McDonald wig

[GoktimusPrime]

that tasted

[TheDirtyDigger]

like the bitter taste of defeat

[roller]

"Handle me with care" he sang while...

[GoktimusPrime]

playing Halo

[Borgeman]

...on a playstation 3 (yes thats right a PS3 console, the world must be in all manner of strife :p) while...

[TheDirtyDigger]

simultaneously dancing the macarena and exhaling and retracting boogers

[Adzma]

from his armpit... Yeah, try and figure that one out...

[TheDirtyDigger]

said the joker to the thief

[roller]

seargent jim apprehended...

[TheDirtyDigger]

a violent epileptic named Blurr

[turtle boy]

Said. Iron Maiden should have something to say about that....

[TheDirtyDigger]

because she's the hardest rockin' fembot around.

[roller]

"i like puppies and children" chimed in Soundwave

[TheDirtyDigger]

"they taste amazingly similar to chicken"

[GoktimusPrime]

An expected

[TheDirtyDigger]

shipment of pure energon from Columbia was

[roller]

being brought in off the coast of WA by Broadside...