Conspiracy Theories!!

[SamLoi888]

Jews started all World Wars!

(It's true because Mel Gibson said it.)

[SamLoi888]

Demonac and Sky Shadow work for the US Govt. and are in on the conspiracy to cover up the fake Moon landing.

[SamLoi888]

Goki is not really a human at all but TF-Wiki after achieving sentience.

[Sky Shadow]

Demonac and Sky Shadow work for the US Govt. and are in on the conspiracy to cover up the fake Moon landing.

Nah... I'm clean, guys. Just don't ask where I was when I heard about J.F.K. ;)

[SkyWarp91]

This thread, >_<'

[blackie]

IBTL

[SamLoi888]

http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/7396/comedian778380.jpg (http://img808.imageshack.us/i/comedian778380.jpg/)

[SkyWarp91]

http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/7396/comedian778380.jpg (http://img808.imageshack.us/i/comedian778380.jpg/)

BAHAHAHAHAHHA XD XD

[GoktimusPrime]

Aaron Archer and Michael Bay both share an equal amount of passion for Transformers (and it shows in their work) ;)


Goki is not really a human at all but TF-Wiki after achieving sentience.
This posted article is a stub and is missing information on Goki's online appearances. You can help Transformers Wiki by expanding it.

[5FDP]

Megan Fox is a man (http://www.meganfoxisaman.com/) ;)

[Hursticon]

Primus is a Gobotronian descendant... ;)

[LordCyrusOmega]

Primus is a Gobotronian descendant... ;)

HERETIC!! BLASPHEMER!! Burn Him!

This site was originally created by Michael Bay in better to understand Transformer land and make great movies. He may have actually got away with it to if he looked in after setting it up.

[Paulbot]

I think the Rand corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, have planted Samloi here to start this thread and distract us from asking too many questions about why the board was down over the past weekend.

[Golden Phoenix]

I think the Rand corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, have planted Samloi here to start this thread and distract us from asking too many questions about why the board was down over the past weekend.

It was down so the saucer people could post information for the reverse vampires.
duh

[gantz]

REPTOIDS!

You have been warned.

[Hursticon]

REPTOIDS!

And here I was thinking it was the Ball-Chinians! :p:D

[jaydisc]

I think the Rand corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, have planted Samloi here to start this thread and distract us from asking too many questions about why the board was down over the past weekend.

We're through the looking glass people!

[GoktimusPrime]

Drift carries that big sword to compensate...

[SamLoi888]

Asian guys don't really have small ****s.
That's a conspiracy started by white men to steal our women!!!:mad:

[SkyWarp91]

Asian guys don't really have small ****s.
That's a conspiracy started by white men to steal our women!!!:mad:

So true LOL

My conspiracy:

The colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices are:

Sugar. Pepper. Salt. Salt. Salt. Salt. Salt. Salt. Salt. Chicken Powder. Salt.

[GoktimusPrime]

Ronald McDonald is the original evil clown. Can't sleep, clown WILL eat you! (http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=9173,filename=mcdonalds-demotivational-poster.jpg)


Asian guys don't really have small ****s.
That's a conspiracy started by white men to steal our women!!!:mad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOyRWuklsiQ

[Tabias Prime]

Asian guys don't really have small ****s.
That's a conspiracy started by white men to steal our women!!!:mad:

Just read this and thought of this video clip, it ties in so well....:D:D:D

http://www.youtube.com/user/dofubrain#p/u/41/Mu61YBai_mM

[5FDP]

Ronald McDonald is the original evil clown. Can't sleep, clown WILL eat you! (http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=9173,filename=mcdonalds-demotivational-poster.jpg)

That looks eerily like Michael Jackson :eek:

Before I clicked on the link, I thought it was going to be the clown from IT (http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/03/pennywise-the-clown.jpg).

[SharkyMcShark]

Wayne Rooney instigated his transfer saga and went off on one at his team mates so that the manager would have more money to spend on players and wages.

[GoktimusPrime]

The reason why Sparkplug Witwicky was never seen after G1 Season 2 was because on January 1 2001, while celebrating the dawn of the 21st Century and opening of Autobot City there was a massive party. Ultra Magnus, drunk on overenergising on Energon Cubes, accidentally sat on Sparkplug. He proceeded to wipe his arse clean and since sobering up has no recollection of what transpired.

Thus officially what happened to Sparkplug remains a mystery, and his face can still be seen on the side of milk cartons today.

[Megatran]

The recently banned substance Meldonium (drug name Mildronate) was added to WADA's Banned List to put a stop to grunting in tennis.

[Megatran]

In astrophysics, the 'wobble' on Earth is not due to the gravitational pull of a large cosmic object such as the Sun but from Chuck Norris doing push ups.

[5FDP]

In astrophysics, the 'wobble' on Earth is not due to the gravitational pull of a large cosmic object such as the Sun but from Chuck Norris doing push ups.

I just assumed sexy Suzie was responsible :p

[Megatran]

Some say Global Warming is man-made. That's true. Happens every time Chuck Norris warms up.

[Kazza]

Some say Global Warming is man-made. That's true. Happens every time Chuck Norris warms up.

FACT; when Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up... he pushes the earth down.

This probably explains why earth has global warming.:p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA_hMq-JUOE

[Jaxius._]

Glad this was bumped

The reason dinosaurs went extinct wasn't an asteroid but Chuck Norris time travelling to stop an alien invasion

[Holdobot]

One of the guys at work showed me this the other day. Perfect spot for it.

http://i1382.photobucket.com/albums/ah243/holdobot/Mobile%20Uploads/61E399A8-0FBD-453F-8FDB-9FF1515E6331_zpsnwdw5i0j.jpg (http://s1382.photobucket.com/user/holdobot/media/Mobile%20Uploads/61E399A8-0FBD-453F-8FDB-9FF1515E6331_zpsnwdw5i0j.jpg.html)

[Bartrim]

One of the guys at work showed me this the other day. Perfect spot for it.

http://i1382.photobucket.com/albums/ah243/holdobot/Mobile%20Uploads/61E399A8-0FBD-453F-8FDB-9FF1515E6331_zpsnwdw5i0j.jpg (http://s1382.photobucket.com/user/holdobot/media/Mobile%20Uploads/61E399A8-0FBD-453F-8FDB-9FF1515E6331_zpsnwdw5i0j.jpg.html)

This is gold. My brother has a friend is a flat earth, anti vax, chemtrails, illuminati, revolutionary. This is excellent trolling material.