"Right In The Lugnuts!" The Ongoing Adventures Of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends.

[Sky Shadow]

Because you (Hursticon) demanded it! For the first time ever in one place! Fresh from the acquisitions threads! The archive of the ongoing tale of Sky Shadow's toy collection, as told by Lugnut And His Amazing Friends!©™®

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[Sky Shadow]

NARRATOR: Can Lugnut save his amazing friends, his girlfriend and the entire planet of Cybertron from the clutches of... The Collector?

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9674/lugnut.jpg

And has he 'advanced' enough to 'try' to finally 'press' Strika's 'deluxe' 'spark crystal'?

http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/7840/strika.jpg

Find out tomorrow in the next exciting episode of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends. Same Nut-time; Same Nut-channel!

[Sky Shadow]

Can Lugnut save his amazing friends, his girlfriend and the entire planet of Cybertron from the clutches of... The Collector?

NARRATOR: Of course he can...

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/452/cybertron.jpg

LUGNUT: Um... it looked bigger on TV.

GIGASTORM: I think it just looks small because it's very far away.

LUGNUT: Oh, yeah, of course! Hey... where did Strika go?

NARRATOR: Where did Strika go?

LUGNUT: And where's that voice coming from?

NARRATOR: Where is my voice coming from? Find out tomorrow in the next exciting episode of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends. Same Nut-time; Same Nut-channel!

[Sky Shadow]

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/9392/dirgegun.jpg

LUGNUT: Hi, cyborg Waspinator!

DIRGEGUN: Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time... I'm more machine now than man.

LUGNUT: That's... nice. Have you seen Strika?

DIRGEGUN: These aren't the droids you're looking for.

GIGASTORM: ...Are you... quoting Star Wars?

DIRGEGUN: So what I told you was true... from a certain point of view.

LUGNUT: Let’s go, Gigastorm. Come on, Cybertron, we're off!

DIRGEGUN: ...That's no moon.


haha very entertaining, but where is strika...

NARRATOR: Has anyone seen Strika? Find out tomorrow in the next exciting episode of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends. Same Nut-time; Same Nut-channel!

[Sky Shadow]

Is that how small Primus is?! Compared to Lugnut who's just a voyager figure>?!?!?!?! :eek::eek::eek:

He's bigger on the inside:

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/808/primus.jpg

PRIMUS: I am the lord, your god! I made you in my image!

LUGNUT: Hi Cybertron!

GIGASTORM: Er... Which one of us did you make in your image? The five-eyed, eight toed robot with no nose and claws for hands, or me - a dinosaur with horns on his face.

PRIMUS: Both of you! I'm... not very good at making stuff.

LUGNUT: So are you the narrator?

PRIMUS: I am the omniscient narrator! I know all and say all!

LUGNUT: So you're the guy who always says "Find out tomorrow in the next exciting episode of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends"?

PRIMUS: Oh... No.

GIGASTORM: But if you know all, then... who is the narrator?

PRIMUS: ... I once made a sandwich so big that even I couldn't eat it! And then I ate it anyway!

GIGASTORM: You don't know, do you?

PRIMUS: Um... No.

NARRATOR: Does Primus know anything? Anything at all? Find out tomorrow in the next exciting episode of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends. Same Nut-time; Same Nut-channel! And tune in next time to hear Tallestblue say...


"Tune in next time to hear Lugnut say- ALL HAIL MEGATRON!!"

[Sky Shadow]

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7840/strika.jpg

LUGNUT: It's Strika, and she's... with me?

GIGASTORM: Oh great, we can go home.

LUGNUT: But I'm me... Aren't I?

NARRATOR: Is Lugnut Lugnut? And if he is, then who's that other guy who's about to press Strika's button? Find out tomorrow in the next exciting episode of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends. Same Nut-time; Same Nut-channel!

[Sky Shadow]

STRIKA: Two Lugnuts?

LUGNUT: Strika, you must know he’s not me, because you never let me get that far with you.

STRIKA: True.

LUGNUT: Which means the other Lugnut must be...

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/5171/atomicn.jpg

LUGNUT: ...Atomic, my lecherous twin brother!

ATOMIC: Gah! And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you and your amazing friends!

NARRATOR: Well, it looks like everything’s tied up nicely...

LUGNUT: Except who the narrator is.

NARRATOR: Oh, crap. Well... I guess you'll find out tomorrow in the next exciting episode of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends. Same Nut-time; Same Nut-channel!

[Sky Shadow]

STRIKA: So why's Gigastorm wearing a car on his chest?

GIGASTORM: I'm not.

LUGNUT: Actually you are, look!

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6696/narrator.jpg

GIGASTORM: Oh yeah, I am – how embarrassing. It must have been stuck there since last time I transformed from city mode.

NARRATOR: How embarrassed is Gigastorm? Find out tomorrow in the next exciting episode of Lugnut And His...

LUGNUT: Hey... that car's talking!

NARRATOR: ... No it isn't.

LUGNUT: Yes it is... I mean, yes you are – you're the narrator!

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/7725/narrator1.jpg

GIGASCOUTER: Okay, fine, I'm the narrator. And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you and your amazing friends!

EVERYONE: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Sky Shadow]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1953/liojuniora.jpg

LUGNUT: Hi Kimba!

WHITE LIO JUNIOR: Are you talking to me? My name isn't Kimba.

LUGNUT: Sure it is. Man, I used to watch your TV show every afternoon. "Who lives down in deepest darkest Africa? Africa?/Who's the one who brought the jungle fame?/Who's the king of animals in Africa?/Kim..."

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/8250/liojunior.jpg

WHITE LIO JUNIOR: I'm not fricking Kimba! I'm White Lio Junior!

LUGNUT: ... "Kimba The White Lion is his name!"

[Sky Shadow]

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8250/liojunior.jpg

LUGNUT: Hi Kimba! Hi Simba!

WHITE LIO JUNIOR: Sigh. He's not Simba – this is Lio Junior. He's here to tell you that I'm not Kimba.

LIO JUNIOR: He's not Kimba.

LUGNUT: Er... No offense, Kimba, but I'm sure Simba would say anything you want him to in order to preserve your friendship. If I was you I would have dropped a lawsuit on Simba's arse years ago.

WHITE LIO JUNIOR: Neither of us are Kimba or Simba! We're... interchangeable parts of a combining team!

LUGNUT: You're what now?

LIO JUNIOR: With our friends, we combine into a big robot.

LUGNUT: OMG! I'm so embarrassed. I totally know who you are! You're from that other cartoon! With all the combining into a big robot and stuff!

WHITE LIO JUNIOR: Finally! I didn't think you'd even heard of Beast Wars II, but I'm glad that... Oh crap.

LIO JUNIOR: You think we're Voltron, don't you?

LUGNUT: So... what's Princess Allura really like?

[Sky Shadow]

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/146/voltron1.jpg

WHITE LIO JUNIOR: We're not Voltron!

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7395/voltron20.jpg

RAZORCLAW: Hey guys - are we still on for lunch at Niagara?

WHITE LIO JUNIOR: Um... yeah.

FLASH LIO CONVOY: Cool - see you then.

RAMPAGE: 待会儿见!

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/146/voltron1.jpg

LUGNUT: So... where does the Blazing Sword really come from?

[Sky Shadow]

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/1370/lugimus1.jpg

LUGNUT: So... to prove you're not Voltron, you combined into two big robots with swords?

MAGNABOSS: Um... yes?

LUGNUT: I'm not stupid, guys – I know there are two Voltrons. I have a TV.

SPRINGER: Everyone! Flash Lio Convoy... has been stabbed!

THUNDERWING: Maaatriiix!

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3916/lugimus2.jpg

FLASH LIO CONVOY: White Lio Junior... it is to you, old friend. I shall pass...

LUGNUT: It's okay, I can pass it for you.

MAGNABOSS: No!

FLASH LIO CONVOY DIES. HIS VOICE: Arise Lugimus Prime!

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/281/lugimus3.jpg

MAGNABOSS: #^@*. Seriously, if I kill Lugnut now would it still just be counted as murder, or is it already regicide?

[Sky Shadow]

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/8349/orcanoch.jpg

LUGIMUS PRIME: Hi bird!

GARBOIL: I gather you're in charge. Name?

LUGIMUS PRIME: Um... I don't remember.

GARBOIL: You don't remember your name?

LUGIMUS PRIME: I was only just introduced! Nutimus Prime, maybe... or was that the just name that Sharky liked...

LUGIMUS PRIME NUTIMUS PRIME: Or was it Lug Convoy...

NUTIMUS PRIME LUG CONVOY: Nut Convoy? I think that's it.

LUG CONVOY NUT CONVOY: Hey - if you're a bird, why do you need a helicopter?

GARBOIL: I'll ask the questions here. Are... they eating a whale?

NUT CONVOY: Technically I think it's a dolphin.

GARBOIL: They'd better not get dolphin blood all over my crime scene.

NUT CONVOY: Crime scene?

GARBOIL: You have a dead body behind you.

NUT CONVOY: Oh. Right. Transformers die all the time but I've never seen the police get involved.

GARBOIL: We're always involved, the comics and cartoons just focus on the deaths, they never show what happens afterwards. Apparently our work's too boring. Lots of paperwork. So... the body seems to have been stabbed twice in the chest by a sharp object. Shouldn't be too hard to find the murder weapon.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6593/orcanoch2.jpg

GARBOIL: (#@%.

[Hursticon]

Yes! :D
Awesome, awesome thread man, you've gotta keep it going!
(I especially loved the Narrator mystery :p)

[Sky Shadow]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2334/megazarak.jpg

MEGAZARAK: Hello Garboil. Who's your friend with the bling?

GARBOIL: Detective Sergeant Garboil to you, Zarak. This is... <sigh>... Nut Convoy - he's helping me with an investigation.

MEGAZARAK: A Convoy, eh? Better watch your back, Convoys don't live too long around these parts.

GARBOIL: Is that a threat?

NUT CONVOY: I think it's a statistic...

GARBOIL: Quiet, Nutcase. Killed any Convoys recently, Zarak? Those are some sharp weapons you have there. Sharp enough to stab a bot. To death. Twice.

MEGAZARAK: Sharp wea... You mean my knife and fork?

GARBOIL: You call them knife and fork. I call them Exhibit A and Exhibit B.

MEGAZARAK: I'm a tank, Detective Sergeant. Do you seriously think that if I wanted Flash dead I would stab him with my cutlery?

GARBOIL: Maybe you wanted to throw me off the scent.

MEGAZARAK: I couldn't even throw you far enough to get you on the scent.

GARBOIL: Then you... Are you eating a polar bear?

NUT CONVOY: Polurkey.

GARBOIL: Po... what?

NUT CONVOY: It's a polurkey. A polar bear genetically crossed with a turkey. It's a delicacy.

GARBOIL: Does nobody eat anything normal around here? Well if it wasn't you, Zarak, who was it?

MEGAZARAK: If I were you, I'd question Sky Shadow's next acquisition.

GARBOIL: You'd what?

MEGAZARAK: Well it seems obvious to me that you're going to spend the next few episodes showcasing Sky Shadow's new toys. Today I'm wearing the Air Military X-Dimension Micron team, tomorrow it'll probably be some other needlessly obscure recolour, so you might as well just go with the flow.

GARBOIL: <sigh> Fine. Don't leave town. Let's go, Nutsack.

NUT CONVOY: Nut Convoy.

GARBOIL: Whatever.

[Sharky]

GARBOIL: <sigh> Fine. Don't leave town. Let's go, Nutsack.

NUT CONVOY: Nut Convoy.

GARBOIL: Whatever.

hehe i love it!!!

[GoktimusPrime]

Polurkey <---lol

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/goktimusprime/avatars/roflcopter.jpg

[Tallestblue]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/goktimusprime/avatars/roflcopter.jpg

ROFLCOPTER indeed.

[Sky Shadow]

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4239/deathsaurus1.jpg

GARBOIL: Hello hello, Saurus. I assume you'll be able to tell me exactly where you were when Flash Lio Convoy was stabbed...

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/856/deathsaurus2.jpg

DEATHSAURUS: I have an alibi, Detective Sergeant. We've been hanging here all day.

GARBOIL: Alibi, eh. I'm sur... Seriously, are you two eating a pterodactyl?

NUT CONVOY: Actually it's a...

GARBOIL <Glares>

NUT CONVOY: Sure. It's a pterodactyl. Whatever.

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/3584/deathsaurus3.jpg

GARBOIL: Saurus... I'm sure your wife would like to know you've been playing naughty nurse with some paid floozy all day.

DEATHSAURUS: Esmeral left me, Detective Sergeant. Got tired of all my planet destroying and such. And watch your mouth - this isn't some cheap Paradron Medic, it's my girlfriend, Chromia – we're making a new crime-free life together. People change, Garboil. And speaking of wives, perhaps you should be looking closer to home. I thought birds were supposed to mate for life, but yours has been f...

GARBOIL: Shut your faces, Saurus. And unless your next words are a lead on what happened to Flash, I'm taking you and your moll down to the station.

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/5558/deathsaurus4.jpg

DEATHSAURUS: ...Nobody in the underworld has taken credit for Flash's death, Garboil. Which means whoever killed him didn't do it to make a name for himself. This was either personal, or a big blue griffinful of MacGuffin.

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/9367/deathsaurus5.jpg

DEATHSAURUS: So maybe you're ignoring the elephant in the room.

GARBOIL: Maybe you're right...

CHROMIA: Deathy, I love your big bad tusks. Let's do it elephant style...

GARBOIL: And... we're out of here. You two, get a room.

NUT CONVOY: ...So we can ignore the elephant in it?

GARBOIL <More glaring>

NUT CONVOY: What? What?

GARBOIL: <Sighs.> I'll tell you when you're older.

[Tallestblue]

Comedy Gold as always. lol.

[Sky Shadow]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/4340/puffer1.jpg

NUT CONVOY: Hi Pipes!

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/9759/puffer2.jpg

NUT CONVOY: Aarrggh! Pipes! Someone ripped your face off and put it on the back of your head!

PUFFER: I'm not Pipes, I'm Puffer.

http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/5431/puffer3.jpg

NUT CONVOY: Hey… you're that guy from the little box photo that's always above my stories!

PUFFER: Yep. In the early days of third-season Transformers, Mexico didn't have the retooled Minibot moulds, so they released Pipes using the Huffer mould. I'm super-rare and Sky Shadow's ultimate holy grail.

NUT CONVOY: Wow, you're awesome! You probably even know who killed Flash Lio Convoy!

PUFFER: …No hablo inglés.

NUT CONVOY: But you just…

PUFFER: ¡No hablo ingles, señor!

[Lint]

NUT CONVOY: Wow, you're awesome! You probably even know who killed Flash Lio Convoy!

PUFFER: …No hablo inglés.

NUT CONVOY: But you just…

PUFFER: ¡No hablo ingles, señor!

Best part :D

[Sky Shadow]

http://img573.imageshack.us/img573/4254/burning3.jpg

BURNING CONVOY: Detective Sergeant Garboil, are you any closer to finding Flash's killer?

GOD NEPTUNE: Yeah, Garboil, we need his body for the funeral.

GARBOIL: Soon, Neptune; Burning Convoy. I appreciate that you were Flash's best friends and you've been patient, which is why we have Max and Mol here right on it – the force's two top forensic experts.

NUT CONVOY: Oh. Is one of them a serial killer who only kills other serial killers?

GARBOIL: Of course not.

MAX-B: Actually, I am.

GARBOIL: Okay, Max is.

MOL BURRO: And I do that too. On weekends.

GARBOIL: And Mol, apparently.

NUT CONVOY: So… if they're both serial killers who kill other serial killers, doesn't that mean they should kill each other?

[MAX-B and MOL BURRO share an uncomfortable look.]

MAX-B: Um… Anyway... you got the murder weapon wrong, Detective Sergeant. Flash wasn't stabbed twice in the chest by a sharp object.

GARBOIL: He wasn't?

MOL BURRO: No, he was stabbed once in the chest by two sharp objects. Two long, sharp, curved objects.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/8882/burninq4.jpg

BURNING CONVOY: What? What are you looking at?

PUFFER: ¡Ay, no es bueno!

[GoktimusPrime]

heheheh, I love how Puffer talks like the Bumblebeeman. ;) I knew a dude at uni who grew up in South America and had a lot of the Latino exclusives - maybe Puffer - his memories were pretty wonky as he thought they were just cheap KOs and ended up turfin' them before migrating to Australia!! :o

[Sky Shadow]

2010 Ozformer Awards:

...

5.7 Best Fan Creative Piece (Written or Visual)
Winner: Skyshadow's "Right in the Lugnuts!" (13%)

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/307/acceptancer.jpg

LUGNUT: Strika - this is for you, babe! But first, a moment to reflect on all the people we've lost this year. Flash Lio Convoy; Orcanoch; Universe Skydive; Icebird the polurkey. Sadly they couldn't be with us today, but I'm sure they're looking down from the Allspark, seeing my awesome trophy and knowing that their excruciatingly painful deaths were all worth it. Also, I'd like to thank Paulbot and the Ozformers Academy - without you, Transformers like me would never get the recognition we so richly deserve. And most of all, I want to say that I love working in our business - where else could find great friends like the ones I have celebrating with me tonight. I just feel so blessed that I'm surrounded by all the nicest people in the world. All hail Megatron!

[Sky Shadow]

Right In The Lugnuts, The Play-At-Home Version. (http://www.otca.com.au/boards/showthread.php?t=9937)

[Lint]

http://i54.tinypic.com/2lvl56p.jpg

"Me Grimlock not want play-at-homes, me Grimlock want more Lugnut adventures!"

[Tallestblue]

What Him say!!

[Hursticon]

Hursty say, we on our way (http://www.otca.com.au/boards/showpost.php?p=217663&postcount=2)... :p:D

[Sky Shadow]

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/306/primal3.jpg

GARBOIL: Welcome to The Correctional Centre.

NUT CONVOY: Your gaol is in a volcano?

GARBOIL: Yeah, it crashed here four million years ago.

NUT CONVOY: Really?

GARBOIL: No, over-run, we built it here. We find that the concept of not-being-scalded-by-boiling-hot-lava-every-day is a great incentive for convicts to reform and become constructive members of society. Hey boss.

PROWL: Welcome back, Detective Sergeant.

NUT CONVOY: ZOMG, Garboil... your boss is Robocop!

PROWL: Ha ha. Greetings, Nut Convoy. I hear you have the makings of a future policeman.

NUT CONVOY: I want to be an astronaut.

BURNING CONVOY: And I want to speak to my lawyer.

GARBOIL: I think someone wants a bit more lava.

BURNING CONVOY: Dude, I'm already on fire, what's a bit of lava going to do?

GARBOIL: Sigh. Fine, your lawyer's already here to see you anyway.

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/5569/primal4.jpg

MAGNABOSS: Hey Burn, don't you worry, I'm going to get you out of here. How are you holding up?

NUT CONVOY: Hi Voltron!

MAGNABOSS: Oily pit...

NUT CONVOY: I haven't seen you since you threatened to kill me right after I got the matrix.

MAGNABOSS: Ahem. Um... that isn't quite as bad as it sounds.

NUT CONVOY: Sure it is. Garboil, remember what Deathsaurus said?

GARBOIL: Nutso, my wife is not a slu...

NUT CONVOY: Not that.

GARBOIL: That we were ignoring the elephant in the room?

NUT CONVOY: The one with two long, sharp, curved objects.

GARBOIL: Tusks! Plus Magnaboss had motive, means and opportunity.

MAGNABOSS: I'm going to kill you, Lugnut!

NUT CONVOY: Motive, means, opportunity and he really likes killing people.

[Hursticon]

Ha! - LOL! :p:D
Yet another excellent addition to "Right in The Lugnutz!". :D:cool:

Love the fact that Burning Convoy is 'Tortured' with Lava! :p:D

[Sky Shadow]

Lugnut And White Lio Junior Teach Tallestblue How To Make A Photocomic! (http://www.otca.com.au/boards/showthread.php?p=219388#post219388)

[Sky Shadow]

GIGASCOUTER: Previously on Right In The Lugnuts...

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/7725/narrator1.jpg

GIGASCOUTER (in falsetto): Oooh, Gigascouter. I'm Strika and you're so manly and strong. Let's get greased up and then I want you to piledrive me all night lo...

LUGNUT: The actual flashback, Gigascouter.

GIGASCOUTER: Boring! Whatever...

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1953/liojuniora.jpg

LUGNUT: Hi Kimba!

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8250/liojunior.jpg

LUGNUT: Hi Kimba!

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/146/voltron1.jpg

LUGNUT: So... where does the Blazing Sword really come from?

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/1953/liojuniora.jpg

LUGNUT: This is Hunk, the Yellow Lion from Voltron.

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/281/lugimus3.jpg

MAGNABOSS: If I kill Lugnut now would it still just be counted as murder?

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/5569/primal4.jpg

MAGNABOSS: I'm going to kill you, Lugnut!

...

GIGASCOUTER: Wow. Foreshadowing. That's surprisingly classy for this show. And now... the next exciting episode of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends.

MAGNABOSS: Magnaboss... uncombine!

NUT CONVOY: Um... Aren't you meant to combine for a big fight? Or is this some sort of union thing where you're not allowed to combine and fight me until Haggar magics me into a giant robeast? Because seriously, I never got why you didn't just combine and stomp on the robeast while it was still small.

MAGNABOSS: Because I want to fight you one on one as your nemesis...

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/6029/santon.jpg

SANTON: ...Santon!

GARBOIL: Santon?

BURNING CONVOY: Santon?

NUT CONVOY: Babar?

GIGASCOUTER: What the...? I knew foreshadowing was too good for this show. Surely White Lio Junior is Lugnut's nemesis.

WHITE LIO JUNIOR: Well... I don't like him. But it's not like you can just go around killing people because they’re annoying.

SANTON: Of course you can! It's in the Hippocratic Oath!

SKYWARP: Actually, I don't think it is in...

SANTON: It's why I killed Flash Lio Convoy. And Brandon Lee. And Tupac. And it's why I'm killing you, Lugnut...

NUT CONVOY: Not if I... light out darkest hour!

BURNING CONVOY: Dude, you're fighting an elephant. It's hardly Unicron.

NUT CONVOY: Oh... sorry. Hey... watch where you stick that tusk. I could lose an eye.

SANTON: So? You have four more.

NUT CONVOY: No, seriously watch your tusk, it's about to hit the…

MATRIX: KABOOM!

GIGASCOUTER: Um... Is this the end of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends?

[Tallestblue]

NOOOOOOO!!!

[Hursticon]

LUGNUT: Hi Kimba!

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8250/liojunior.jpg

Man this one shot makes me drool!

http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a409/Darkone666au/Webpics/th_lordofthefiles_homer-drool.gif (http://s1032.photobucket.com/albums/a409/Darkone666au/Webpics/?action=view&current=lordofthefiles_homer-drool.gif)


GIGASCOUTER: Um... Is this the end of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends?


Oh! - I certainly hope not! :eek::(
(Santon = Babar, LOL! :p:D)

[Sky Shadow]

(I will be concluding the current storyline, plus Hursticon and Sharky have both won Nut-prizes for their entries here: http://www.otca.com.au/boards/showthread.php?t=9937. [Nut-prizes can be picked up at the next Parra fair.] But first... an interlude... from the future!)

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/5263/p2170490.jpg

LUGNUT: H...

MARI: Hi, Emperor Zurg!

LUGNUT: I... Wha... I'm no... Hey, that's my thing!

MARI: What... my helmet?

LUGNUT: No... you know... the thing where you annoy people by confusing them with other animated characters.

MARI: Oh, sorry. You go ahead.

LUGNUT: The moment's gone, now.

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/8237/p2170495.jpg

MARI. So who are you?

LUGNUT: I'm Lugnut, obviously.

MARI: Isn't Lugnut meant to be... bigger?

LUGNUT: After the great war, a handful of Decepticons were granted amnesty and went through the Great Upgrade, downsizing us into smaller, more fuel-efficient Transformers.

MARI: Riiight... So... Sky Shadow's travelling and a Voyager Lugnut would have been too bulky to carry around with him?

LUGNUT: Um... That too. So who are you then?

MARI: Here's a hint...

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/9201/p2170491.jpg

LUGNUT: Eva... Longoria?

MARI: That's not what it says. Look, I'm just a totally extreme, awesome-looking character who was never in my original series, but when they reimagined it years later, they shoehorned me into it and I'm an awesome fighter with a giant mechanical body who travels to Japan where I change into a ne...

LUGNUT: Hi Drift!

MARI: Nice one.

[Hursticon]

Glad to see a new addition to "Right In The Lugnuts!" dude! :p
I'm going to take a guess at both of those figures as being, umm... A McDonald's Lugnut and a Revoltech Evangelion character? :confused::o
I'm certainly intrigued to see where the new storyline will take us, I will miss the random murders though. :p

Ooh! Nut prizes! :D
I'm just curious to see which guesses were right or not, as it was a pretty cool competition IMO - So many memorable 80's toys! ;):cool:

[Tallestblue]

I'm sorry...Who is this girl pretending shes' from Neon Genesis Evangelion?

[Sky Shadow]

I'm sorry...Who is this girl pretending shes' from Neon Genesis Evangelion?

She's Drift.

(Tallestblue, in the event that you're not being facetious, it's Mari Illustrious Makinami who was introduced in 2009's Rebuild of Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance. Although she wasn't the original series, she's retconned into the new reimagined films as the pilot of Unit-05 and... other spoilery stuff. But yes, basically she's Drift. :D)

[Lord_Zed]

She's Drift.

(Tallestblue, in the event that you're not being facetious, it's Mari Illustrious Makinami who was introduced in 2009's Rebuild of Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance. Although she wasn't the original series, she's retconned into the new reimagined films as the pilot of Unit-05 and... other spoilery stuff. But yes, basically she's Drift. :D)

No way, Drift wouldn't get his butt kicked by Zeruel, he'd slice through that AT field like rice paper.;)

Also I actually like Mari, she's nutty like the rest of the pilots but in a different way.

[Sky Shadow]

No way, Drift wouldn't get his butt kicked by Zeruel, he'd slice through that AT field like rice paper.;)

Of course he would. :p


Also I actually like Mari, she's nutty like the rest of the pilots but in a different way.

I like Mari too, and I'm really enjoying the changes in Rebuild, since it seems to be a Battlestar-Galactica-it-has-happened-before-and-will-happen-again cycle of death and rebirth yada yada yada parallel future history reincarnated mind#%@* rather than a retcon. (And yes, I clearly own Mari toys and not Drift ones.)

[GoktimusPrime]

*ahem* Another Glorious Adventure of LUGNUT!!

Lugnut has been ordered to destroy a city!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/goktimusprime/Transformers/misc%20photo%20skits/Lugnut/lugnut_2.jpg
"Evil taking flight, CO-BR---, uh, LUG-NUT!" (Lug-nuuuuut!)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/goktimusprime/Transformers/misc%20photo%20skits/Lugnut/lugnut_3.jpg
Diving in for the kill! Mission accomplished!

Later that evening, Lugnut returns home...
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/goktimusprime/Transformers/misc%20photo%20skits/Lugnut/lugnut_com1.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/goktimusprime/Transformers/misc%20photo%20skits/Lugnut/lugnut_com2.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/goktimusprime/Transformers/misc%20photo%20skits/Lugnut/lugnut_com3.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/goktimusprime/Transformers/misc%20photo%20skits/Lugnut/lugnut_com3a.jpg

Das Ende? ;)

[liegeprime]

Wow talk about serious offenses in society:p - some issues :p:p
A) Lugnut is two faced ei? All that pandering to Megs just a ruse then? Well he is a Decepticon after all.....
B) Tsk, Tsk Lugnut....We do not condone violence against women and children - and Lugnut has achieved both just look at his wife - both a lady and a child (she must be using too much Oil of Olay more like drinking it by the buckets);).

[Sky Shadow]

Warning: the following photocomic may contain mild spoilers abut two potential characters in Transformers: Dark Of The Moon. You have been warned. We now return to our regular programming...

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MARI: What the #@(* was that?

LUGNUT: What?

MARI: That thing two posts above us?

LUGNUT: Hmm? Oh, that's just an unauthorised third-party Lugnut photcomic. It happens. Until HasbroTakaraTomy cracks down on them there's nothing we can do about it.

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/1192/p3010489.jpg

MARI: Okay. Hey – guess who's the biggest producer of toys in the world!

LUGNUT: Um... HasbroTakaraTomy?

MARI: Nope.

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/773/p3010493.jpg

LUGNUT: Hi D'Compose! Hi Phantom Of The Opera!

http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/5356/p3010496.jpg

MEGATRON: Lugnut, you idiot, it's me.

LUGNUT: Glorious Megatron, forgive me. I did not recognise you. I beg that I may purify my unworthy audio sensors by hearing why you are attired in a poncho.

MEGATRON: It's the damned paparazzi. Ever since I started dating Miley Cyrus...

MARI: Hey, you guys – who's the biggest producer of toys in the world?

MEGATRON: Is it Mattel?

SHOCKWAVE: I would say Lego.

MARI: No and no. It's McDonalds.

SHOCKWAVE: Ah, Happy Meals.

MEGATRON: Did anyone see Super Size Me?

LUGNUT: I did, mighty Megatron, and I share your supreme opinion about that film.

MEGATRON: I... didn't tell you my opinion.

MARI: Luggy, you know you're a completely different robot when Megatron's around. You're totally his bitch.

LUGNUT: Yes, I am your bitch, Lord Megatron.

http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/9766/p3010504.jpg

MEGATRON: Right... Anyway... where was I before that awkward interruption? Oh! McDonalds, bah! Its contribution to obesity is obscene. And the way it encourages children to eat junk food by selling it with toys. You know what we should do? We're going to travel back in time, and annihilate the McDonaldses before they even think about open a restaurant!

LUGNUT and MARI: (Stunned silence).

SHOCKWAVE: So... does anyone else feel like a Big Mac right now?

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[Vector Prime]

SS, how's Shockwave?

I'm still waiting for my ones to arrive, any chance of doing a review in the meantime? :)

[LordCyrusOmega]

Always fun when Lugnutz comes to play

[Sky Shadow]

SS, how's Shockwave?

I'm still waiting for my ones to arrive, any chance of doing a review in the meantime? :)

I don't have them with me (I'm at work) but Shockwave is great - not as good as Megatron, since Megs actually transforms into a Mack truck (and has a poncho) whereas Shockwave just turns into a... thing (and is poncholess). Shocky's MechTech weapon can be deployed and locked in place and the toy feels good and solid. It seems like Voyagers have been somewhat downscaled for DOTM - they're not as big as previous Voyagers, but still a slight step up from a deluxe. I think Hasbro took the wrong boat with Generations Skullgrin - give this toy an animal-skull head, then add some white and it would be an absolutely perfect 'Classics' Skullgrin in both modes.

P.S. How did last-second-sniping go with the Microns? :)

[Vector Prime]

I don't have them with me (I'm at work) but Shockwave is great - not as good as Megatron, since Megs actually transforms into a Mack truck (and has a poncho) whereas Shockwave just turns into a... thing (and is poncholess). Shocky's MechTech weapon can be deployed and locked in place and the toy feels good and solid. It seems like Voyagers have been somewhat downscaled for DOTM - they're not as big as previous Voyagers, but still a slight step up from a deluxe. I think Hasbro took the wrong boat with Generations Skullgrin - give this toy an animal-skull head, then add some white and it would be an absolutely perfect 'Classics' Skullgrin in both modes.

P.S. How did last-second-sniping go with the Microns? :)

Cool! Great to hear he's at least not an epic fail. Lol :)

Mine should arrive this week, so hopefully I won't be disappointed in him.

As for the Microns - I watched, I waited, I bid and I won. ;)

I'll let you know when they get here. :)

[Hursticon]

Haha! :D
Another great addition dude, congrats on the figures also. ;):cool:

Shockwave does look to be quite a cool figure and I'm really looking forward to seeing it when it hits the shelves, I only wish the new Megs had a few more paint apps to break up what looks like an incredibly bland colour scheme. :o
The poncho is just cool though! :D

[GoktimusPrime]

Imageshack appears to be blocked by China's internet filter (:() so I won't be able to see any of Sky Shadow's piccies until I'm out of the PRC.

Sky Shadow: any chance of bringing Shockwave along to the next Parra Fair for show and tell? :)

[GoktimusPrime]

Lugnut gets lazy and decides to take a plane to fly!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/goktimusprime/Transformers/misc%20photo%20skits/Lugnut/lugnut_plane1.jpg
Wheee!!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/goktimusprime/Transformers/misc%20photo%20skits/Lugnut/lugnut_plane2.jpg
Thank you for flying 'Con Air, the Glorious Skies!

[Sky Shadow]

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/7457/summer1j.jpg

LUGNUT: Mari, weren't you... more curvy before?

MARI: All girls seem hot when you first meet them, Lugnut. It just means that since we met this summer we've entered the Friend Zone and now you see me as I really am.

LUGNUT: I... see. So, what did you do all summer, mighty Megatron?

MEGATRON: Summer loving! Had me a blast! I met a girl. Crazy... for me! Summer days... drifting away to those summer nights.

THUNDERCRACKER: Tell me more! Did you get very far?

MEGATRON: She swam by me, she got a cramp, I saved her life... she nearly drowned! Summer sun, something's begun, but... oh... those summer nights.

LUGNUT: Tell me more! Did she put up a fight? With lasers?

MEGATRON: I took her bowling in the arcade... we made out under the dock. Summer fling don't mean a thing, but... oh... those summer nights. She got friendly down in the sand. Well... she was... 'good'... you know what I mean. Summer heat, boy and girl meet, but... oh... those summer nights.

THUNDERCRACKER: Tell me more! Could she get me a friend?

MEGATRON: I told her we'd still be friends. Wonder what she's doing now.

MARI: Probably singing the other half of this song, at a guess.

MEGATRON: Summer dreams... ripped at the seams, but... oh... those summer nights!

LUGNUT: Tell me more! Tell me more!

MEGATRON: There is no more! Now we must find a time machine and kill the McDonaldses!

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6885/summer2iq.jpg

PINKIE PIE: Megatron?

MEGATRON: Pinkie Pie!

PINKIE PIE: How I've missed your hot nuts!

MEGATRON: And I have missed your birds and bees and apple trees and a whole lot of fooling around.

LUGNUT: I must be really deep into the Friend Zone, because Megatron's girlfriend looks like...

MARI: Megatron made out with a horse!

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N.B. If this episode makes even less sense than usual, you may not have seen this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKjBViIt-y8 or this, I suppose: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpJUrt0O7uY

[Hursticon]

LOL, whilst I hate Greese with a seasoned passion - that was a hell funny addition dude - Well Done! :p:D

[GoktimusPrime]

PINKIE PIE: How I've missed your hot nuts!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/goktimusprime/avatars/roflcopter.jpg