Episode 2: Blaster stuck in replay, replay
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*March, march, march, march*
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G2 PRIME: Hey Warpath you're a military enthusiast kind of bot. Why don't you sing us a bit of a marching tune while we trek across this wasteland?
WARPATH: ZOW! I am on it like a...
KUP: Blaster stuck in replay
CJ: Replay
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WARPATH: BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! I want you in my room, lets spend the night together. From now until...
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G2 PRIME: Y'know I was thinking of something more traditional, Warpath
KUP: If yer wan't tradition you're looking at him kid
G2 PRIME: Traditional + 1. Hey where's Cliffjumper?
KUP: Oh he went off to have his own adventures
G2 PRIME: What?!? You can't just dissapear randomly whenever you please. What kind of show are you running here?
KUP: It's just the way it is Prime. Don't you worry he'll be back. Perhaps coloured differently and probably mute.
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G2 PRIME: Hmmm, you're right old friend.
KUP: Oh here we go
G2 PRIME: I remember now that these were indeed the ways of old. However, being from the future, I can tell you much has changed since those innocent times of long ago.
KUP: Oh for serious, I wouldn't have guessed
G2 PRIME: Experience has taught me that we can ill afford to have members of our team flake on us at random intervals. It will get us all killed.
KUP: Experience has taught me that if we stand around all day talking we're more likely to get killed
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G2 PRIME: I myself have changed much since those times. I have become more determined to end this war and learnt to be more efficient about it. You may have noticed that I have even given up firearms and taken up the way of the blade.
WARPATH: Heresy!!!
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G2 PRIME: No Warpath, Wisdom. Aeons of battle have honed my combat skills. I have even been given the title "Laser". I will teach the Autobots of this era the way of the "Laser" and hence how to fight properly.
KUP: Primus, how many cygars am I going to waste on this monologue
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G2 PRIME: Oh comon Warpath is not THAT astonishing you can put your arms down.
WARPATH: Errr Prime...
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SONAR: Stand and deliver!
G2 PRIME: What?!?
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G2 PRIME: Your kind is NOT WELCOME HERE!
SONAR: Hey what the?!?
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G2 PRIME: The only thing I will deliver you Decepticon...
SONAR: Hey let me go. We havent even shot volleys at each other at close range yet!
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G2 PRIME: ... is a quick and merciless death you mass murderer!
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G2 PRIME: RAAAARGHH!!!
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WARPATH: Damn Optimus...
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G2 PRIME: Damn what? You have a freakin cannon in your chest, why didn't you just shoot him!?! We could have been all killed!
WARPATH: But Prime, it was only Sonar. BLOOP! Besides which, if we were taken prisoner it would only be a matter of time before Cliffjumper returned to find us and blew the KABLOOIE! out of him.
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G2 PRIME: Sonar? Who the heck is Sonar??? And why is he so unaesthetically pleasing?!?
WARPATH: Thats really a matter of opinion Prime. Some people reckon neon colours and stupid flames are unappealing. YAKK!
KUP: Ugh
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G2 PRIME: Perhaps Warpath. Autobots, we face an enemy far greater than I had previously imagined. It has become apparent to me that someone has tampered with the natural course of history to develop a new, even more threatening breed of enemy. The ugly Decepticon!
WARPATH: ......
G2 PRIME: I swear to hunt down and destroy every one of these abominations and together we will END THIS WAR
KUP: Slag