Transformers: G2 Prime

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Terradive: Master, the one they call G2 Prime shall be of no significance to us any longer. I present to you his battle blade.
Nut Convoy: Battle blade eh? I'm certainly no detective. Wheres that Garboil guy when you need him?

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Nut Convoy:You! Can you identify this blade for the glory of Megatron?
Warpath: _____ Why yes that is most certainly the weapon of the one who now calls himself Optimus Prime.

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Nut Convoy: Excellent! Here you go Sledge. It is to you I bequeath this artifact for safe carriage. Keep it safe and such.
Sledge: This thing better not be cursed.

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Nut Convoy: Autocons! Ready your cheetors and hang gliders. For tonight we dine in White Castle!
Whirl: Thats the place that does the sliders right?
Windcharger: I hate that show
Whirl: Yeh I lost interest after the Cro-Mags

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G2 Prime: We have the high ground Kup. We cannot lose.
Kup: This reminds me of the time we made camp on Tagan Heights. Forgot that Cons could fly. Many casualties that day.
Snarl: Hey I remember reading about that on the dataspy
Kup: All it takes is just one shove minicon...
G2 Prime: Are you ready Kup?
Kup: Yer, I'll cover you from above.

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G2 Prime: While they stand, I shall fall
Kup: That was dreadful

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Nut Convoy: ... and then I said to Mari "Thats what she said"
*SWOOP*
G2 Prime: Strike from above!!!
Whirl: Uff!

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G2 Prime: So you're the one the great Nut Convoy... I thought you'd be taller.
Nut Convoy: Wait how much taller did you want me to be? You're a runt!
Windcharger: And you're also not Optimus Prime!!! Whats with those flames?!? Die impostor!

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G2 Prime: Such, minibot...
Windcharger: Wha...?

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G2 Prime: NONSENSE!!!
Windcharger: Uaghh!
Nut Convoy: And it all ends with a...

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Nut Convoy: POKE
G2 Prime: Missed! Now out of the way, I'll be taking my...

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G2 Prime: Sword!..... Judo kick!
Sledge: *Wilhelm Scream*

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G2 Prime: So who wants some now?

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Terradive: Grrrr, please allow me to dispense of this garish protoform master.
G2 Prime: Me? Garish? Have you seen your FACE?

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Nut Convoy: Hmm very well Terradive. I will grant you this opportunity for the glory of Megatron.
G2 Prime: And don't get me started on your torso. You're a freakin jet. Jetformers should all have naturally KICKASS looking torsos. Yours is folded over more times than a spanish pikelet.
Terradive: Go now master. Guide our people to White Castle!

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Nut Convoy: Come along everyone. I think its this way
Terradive: So, 'Prime'.... Last time I had to pleasure of presenting your 'Disco Stick' to the great Nut Convoy. This time I will have the pleasure of giving him some head.
G2 Prime: *chortle* Freudian slip much?
Terradive: What? I just threatened to give him pieces of your head you... you....
Windcharger: This quest is giving me the battlestuffs

Cool stuff Lint. It's great to see what Nut Convoy has been up to - it's been ages since that guy did anything. :)

LAWL! :D Another great episode! Interesting use of chopsticks too ;)

I love this! Hope it gets turned into a movie some day.

It already has a more consistent plotline than ROTF and DOTM combined. :p

Nice work, keep them coming.

Yep, yet another hell-funny entry Lint! :p:D

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G2 Prime: So it has come to this ugly decepticon. I will not be bested by you again.
Terradive: Grrr I must say, after that spectacle I have a greater admiration for your martial skill
G2 Prime: It is not skill that makes a Prime. It is the wisdom of a thousand million Convoys distilled into the matrix which only a Prime can bear.
Terradive: Except you do not possess it and it has now chosen Lugnut, nay, Nut Convoy whom I serve with all my spark as he is the one who will restore Cybertron and bring us to true glory!!!
G2 Prime: Ugly decepticon, prepare to die, you have chosen your bath!
Terradive: Wait don't you mean...\\

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G2 Prime: Surprise Typo attack!

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Terradive: Grrrr, announcing a surprise attack? Who was your swordmaster; Soundwave?
G2 Prime: Hey I beat Soundwave you know. I lured him in real close and then crushed him by transforming into a truck

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Terradive: Now you're citing all your battle strategies? I must admit the warrior in me was excited when you jumped us in that ambush.
G2 Prime: Uff!!!

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Terradive: But now I see you...

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*CRUNCH*
Terradive: For the fool you truly are
G2 Prime: Urghh, must... reach

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Snarl: Hey aren't you sposed to be providing covering fire or something?
Kup: Shhh, he's doing fine on his own. He'll be grand.

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G2 Prime: Minicon carcass TO THE FACE!
Terradive: Aaaaaaaarghhh!!!!
Snarl: Holy stuffpieces you were right! As in, correct right. Like, on the money!
Kup: Shut up

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G2 Prime: By Primus, these gratuitious action sequences really wear hard on my crappy Hasbro ball joints
Terradive: Grrrugh, I know the feeling, more than any.
G2 Prime: Remember back in the G1 days, all you had to do was swing your hips and flap your arms around a 90 degree arc.
Terradive: Yes, well no, technically I am about as old as you. Enough with the niceties!!! We have a duel to finish.

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Terradive: Grr, curses, my back
G2 Prime: Come on, get up and stop carrying on like an old widow. Ow my head.
Terradive: A widow am I?

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Terradive: Perhaps I'll show you just how WIDOWLIKE I can be
Terradive: TRANSFORRRRRM!!!!

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G2 Prime: You do realise you're based off a GOLDEN EAGLE right?
Terradive: I'll gut you with my fork!

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G2 Prime: Whew... survived that
G2 Prime: Oh wait

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*WOOOOOOOOSHHH*
G2 Prime: Here he comes again!

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G2 Prime: Uff!!!
*Sound of a jet approaching once more*
Terradive: Welcome your death Autobot, there is no escape!!!!

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G2 Prime: Hyah!
*Sound of a jet being torn apart by a laser sword and subsequently crashing*
Terradive: Grraaaaaaaaaghrrhh!!!

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G2 Prime: It's over Terradive, you have lost. Now tell me, where is Lugnut taking the matrix?
Terradive: Pshf... didn't he already announce to the whole desert that he was going to White Castle?
G2 Prime: Oh yeah. But where is White Castle? Tell me or I will end you once and for all ugly decepticon.
Terradive: I will not spend my last moments aquiescing to the likes of you. *click*

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Terradive: DIE AUTOBOT!!!!!
*CHOOOM!*

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G2 Prime: Nice try

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G2 Prime: DECEPTI-CREEP!!!!
Terradive: 01010100 01001000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01001001 01010011 01001110 00100111 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01000101 01001110 01000100 00100000 01000001 01010101 01010100 01001111 01000010 01001111 01010100 00100001 00100001 00100001

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G2 Prime: Oh Bianca, welcome home.
*sizzle sizzle*

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Snarl: Damn Optimus...
Kup: Sometimes I forget that in the laser core of every Cybertronian is a spark of a killer. Especially with this bar stand.

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G2 Prime: Looks like this con, took a 'dive' for the team :cool:
G2 Prime: Hmm, not quite.


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G2 Prime: He thought Nut Convoy would bring world peace, but ended up in pieces :cool:. Hmm, nah.
Kup: Prime, what the heck are you doing?
G2 Prime: No wait wait, I've got it: Looks like this guy, Terra-Died :D

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :cool:

Another excellent additional Lint; I love your inclusion of visual effects as they're quite tasteful and well used, the "Terra-died" capping was hilarious too! :p:D

That was terra- ble! Terribly entertaining!