Terra-fic! :D
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Terra-fic! :D
Narrator: They say not to lose your head but in a broken world where nothing seems real perhaps sensory deprivation is the closest one will get to truth. When Warpath was abandonated by Kup..
Kup:: What?!? I went to go get a timing belt.
Narrator: Whatever, when Warpath was abandoned by Kup in the desert after being mortally wounded by Soundwave he was pretty much dead. Fortunately Nut Convoy and his band of New Cybertronians stumbled upon him and gave him the essence he needed to survive. Warpath joined this crew of pioneers for survival but little did he know that he would gain so much more by losing his head.
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Warpath: HONK! So where are we going?
Nut Convoy: We are in the pursuit of a new glorious age of Cybertron
Warpath: CHIRP! For the glory of Megatron right?
Nut Convoy: Precisely! Have you ever had that feeling young Warpath?
Warpath: What feeling?
Terradive: The feeling of POWER!
Warpath: What power?
Nut Convoy: The power of Megatron
Warpath: He's gone!
Nut Convoy: No son...
Warpath: He lives?
Nut Convoy: Yes, he lives.... in you!
Terradive: You know that trick only works if he's staring into a rippling lava pool right?
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Nut Convoy You see Warpath, most Decepticons are pursuing a feeling.
Warpath: What feeling?
Nut Convoy: The feeling that comes over a con when he gets exactly what he DESIRES. Our glorious leader Lord Megatron facilitated this, and that is why we followed him.
Warpath: HISS! Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Nut Convoy: Tell us Warpath, what do you want?
Warpath: BAA! Well I err
Windcharger: Come on, tell us. We won't make fun.
Terradive: Much...
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Warpath: WOOF! Well err, I kind of have this problem...
Sledge: What problem?
Warpath: QUACK! I tend to get nervous like... then I just spontaneously BOOM! Explode!
Nut Convoy: I have noticed this affect your speech
Warpath: NYAN! Yer among other things... but mostly my speech! It's not so bad when I'm in the heat of battle as I tend to cry out battle related noises but other times... MOO!
Sledge: I believe I can help!
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Sledge: You see I used to have this syndrome where I used to randomly holler insults at people for no damned reason except for the fact that we were playing some game where someone throws a ball at you and the other person has to hit it with a bat without anyone catching it afterwards. It became so prolific, they started to call this syndrome "Sledging" after my own namesake. It was embarrassing.
Warpath: But you are so polite and not at all rude! How did you overcome this?
Sledge: By doing exactly this
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Sledge: See when I mistransformed my head like this. Nobody could hear a thing I was saying. At first it was a physical measure to overcome a mental problem but over time I realised that I stopped doing it completely!
Warpath: HOOT! But how do you sense the world around you with a can over your head?
Sledge: Here's the thing. Sensory deprivation actually makes Cybetronians BETTER and more focused. I found that all my skills improved by 200% with my head mistransformed away.
Warpath: CACAW! Really? I have to try this.
Sledge: Go for it!
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Warpath: Wow this isn't hard at all!
Sledge: Yeah you did it! You're a headlessmaster too now!
Nut Convoy: This is a glorious day! All hail Megatron!
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Reminiscent Warpath: And so we all became headlessmasters... and it was glorious!
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Reminiscent Warpath: Those were the days when I could lose my head and feel perfectly in control of my entire being. My speech impediment was fixed AND I became a real sharp shooter as well. Ahhh we had great times, our bunch....
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Reminiscent Warpath: However all things that are fun and good come to an end. Now we are only three. Thanks to him, the false Prime.
Reminiscent Warpath: Headlessmaster Sledge. You will be avenged.
Headlessmasters, hehe, love it! :p:D
lol awesome
I was enjoying this, y u no make more?
My primary inspiration was the initial dullness of the TF Prime TV show. Since then it has improved leaps and bounds thus taking away my primary inspiration :pQuote:
Originally Posted by theheretic
That and silly things like life have gotten in the way of my photographic amusement :rolleyes: