said the joker to the thief
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said the joker to the thief
seargent jim apprehended...
a violent epileptic named Blurr
Said. Iron Maiden should have something to say about that....
because she's the hardest rockin' fembot around.
"i like puppies and children" chimed in Soundwave
"they taste amazingly similar to chicken"
An expected
shipment of pure energon from Columbia was
being brought in off the coast of WA by Broadside...
Broadsiding ships with plastic cannons. Customs go so destressed by these obviously fake guns they
joined the Village People Gay Appreciation Society
but they all wanted to be the police officer. While they argued about this, they didn't notice all the MP05s being imported by...
a shady lawyer from NSW
ate popcorn
and sung songs around the campfire, "KUMBAIYAH MY LOOOORD....KUMBAIYAH"
Meanwhile.... Megatron was caught sobbing in his office. Whats wrong darl, said.....
Shockwave. Megatron stared at him for several seconds then
mocked Shockwave's lack of depth perception.
Then Shockwave pimp-slapped him causing Megs to
break the fourth wall with a spontaneous bout of intense Tourette's
directed at the readers. Shockwave was so disgusted he
found Shackwave.
in a compromising position with a female billy goat, a male donkey and two dead gerbils
Shockwave was offered a seat in the ride so he hopped in. Megatron saw this abomination and
began violently vomiting corn, carrots and other vegetables he had never eaten
Then, out of nowhere, in walked Optimus Prime, he looked at the vomit, then at Megs. Removed his mouth plate and proceeded to vomit the whale that he ate before hand......
..ed him a serviette to wipe the flecks and specks from his mouth
the whale turned out to be Beast Wars Orkonoch,
,the overweight and suicidal cousin of Orko from He-Man fame
wheres my socks ? yelled Gears
"Mum said I could wear them." replied Swerve
"You dirty, dirty son of a..."
..."motherless wombat!"
Gears broke down and started sobbing pathetically
Hearing the commotion, Huffer walked in, and once everyone had seen who it was, they all followed Gears' example. Huffer looked around and
jumped straight into a rendition of the Time Warp from the Rocky Horror Picture Show
"Lets do the time warp againnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!" Sung Huffer now in fish net stockings and red lip stick...
THUD! Optimus, who hates Huffer, picked up Megs and smashed Huffer over the head with him.
"BY PRIMUS DIAPHRAGM!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" screamed.....