Giving the Bay Treatment to non-TF movies. - Just for fun.

So, one of this morning's random thoughts was about the old news that Steven Spielberg wants to do a Ghost in the Shell live-action remake, and thinking how awful nihilistically funny it would be if he got Michael Bay to direct it a la Transformers. This struck me as a decent idea for a thread, so...

Post your Michael Bay-ized versions of other movies/books/comics here!:D

How would Michael Bay do Romeo and Juliet?
Michael Bay's Footloose? Sure!
Lolita, but with more explosions? Why not?
I've always thought Pride and Prejudice could do with a few more fart jokes here and there, haven't you?

Lost in Translation! Rocky Horror Picture Show! The Passion of the Christ! The possibilities are endless!:D

28 Farts Later...A re-imagining of the Danny Boyle classic. :p

Lol, Bay's Lost in Translation starring....

Shia Lebouf, Scarlett Johanson again but with tighter clothing and more cleavage and 90 minutes of the two literally having trouble talking to Japanese people.

Back to the Farture: Part 1.
Marty Witwicky (Shia Labouef) is sent to the past in the DeBumblebee, a fart-powered time-machine made from a 1976 Chevrolet Camaro by his scientist friend Dr Basil 'Que' Fawlty-Brown (John Cleese). While there, he accidentally alters the past by making his own mother (Megan Fox) fall in love with him instead of his father, after he's hit by a speeding brownie thrown by his maternal grandfather. With the help of the US military, Marty must make his mother fall in love with his father all over again to preserve his own future existence, as well as finding a way to collect enough farts to power the DeBumblebee for his return trip to the far-flung future of 2005.

Michael Bay's Citizen Kane!

Detective Charles Foster Kane has had his gun and badge taken away for being too awesome. Now he is just ordinary 'citizen' Kane going after drug lord Jim W. Gettys. A buddy-cop film co-starring Kane's ex-partner, Jerry Abel. Rosebud is Charles Foster Kane's gun. And he wants her back.

Michael Bay's The Wizard of Oz!

Toto is incontinent, Dorothy has cleavage and the Scarecrow, Lion and Tin Man are all looking for the Wizard so they can finally grow three sets of balls. The Munchkins are US soldiers.

Michael Bay's Toy Story!

The toys are actually toys and the film is all about Andy Davis and his hot girlfriend, played by Miley Cyrus. Two hours of jokes about how Andy named one of his toys Woody.

Bay Trivia! Guess which w*nker directed this film clip! And this one!

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Originally Posted by Sky Shadow

Michael Bay's Citizen Kane!

Detective Charles Foster Kane has had his gun and badge taken away for being too awesome. Now he is just ordinary 'citizen' Kane going after drug lord Jim W. Gettys. A buddy-cop film co-starring Kane's ex-partner, Jerry Abel. Rosebud is Charles Foster Kane's gun. And he wants her back.

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That kinda reminds me of the skit from The Late Show back in the 90's when Tony Martin is dressed up as Arnie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3ENQT3le7k

The preview starts at about 5:30 into the skit.

http://www.otca.com.au/boards/showthread.php?t=9083

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...ied_totoro.jpg

Holy tap dancing flamingos Knok, you were meant to hold the fort while I was gone! I turn my back for one minute and come back to more explosions than a Michael Bay directed film adaptation of Bangai-O.

SUNSHNEIN

50 years into the future, the Sun begins to die, and Earth is dying as a result. A team of idiots are sent to blow up the Sun - but the mission fails (due to a dog prematurely humping the ships self-detonate button). Seven years later, a new team are sent to finish the mission as they are Earth's last hope.

moved the Bay does TMNT posts to here.

My Big Brony: Bromance is Explosive.

Spike - a dragon played by Shia LeBeouf - has lived his life as Twilight Sparkle's bitch. Prince Blueblood tells Spike to stop being such a pussy and learn how to be a man. Spike shoots Twilight Sparkle in the face, then escapes on a hero's journey to find himself some balls. On his way he meets Big Macintosh, Iron Will, Soarin', Chief Thunderhooves and Tank. They teach him the bromance of bronyism and - most of all - the unbridled joy of just blowing shit up.

Rated MA15+.

Here's the Onion's take.