Ozformers Christmas Competition.

Start - Now.
End - First minute of 2010, Brisbane time.
Prize - Boxed Movie Voyager Bludgeon.

http://www.otca.com.au/prize7.jpg

How to enter - Post what you would write into the seven speech bubbles in the picture below. It is scanned from Virgin Blue's inflight magazine December issue.
Speech bubbles 6 & 7 can be swapped around if you need to, as the numbers are just there as a key to your entry.

http://www.otca.com.au/comp3.jpg

How to win - Humour has a better chance of winning, but just be creative, as an independant adjudicator will determine the winner.
One entry only per person.
(I think I've covered everything, but may alter the conditions if necessary)

1: Hey baby, wanna come back to my place? I have cable.
2: Should griffin be scanning this? It has to be a violation of copyright.

3: Fair Ratchet, I'm here to save you from a fate worse than death - "going parking". You'll never get the smell out of your seats.
4: Why is a jet plane hitting on my car? Why is my car standing up? Why do my hands look so big in this shot?

5: That Starscream... he's such a dreamboat. I wanna have his baby!
7: You'll never take me alive!
6: Shut up and let me rescue you. If you keep squirming, I'll go back and save that weird yellow thing instead.

1: I hope Starscream remembered to bring the beer... *hic*
2: Pika pika friend! You already downed 10 kegs this morning! Pika pika!

3: Ratchet, why is your backside on your front?
4: Bring on the beer!

5: Pika pika really need new and better friends! Pika pika!
7: lOoK aT mE!!! i'M pEeInG oUt mY rEaR! oR iS iT mY fRoNt...? *hic*
6: yOu gRaBbInG mY rEaR fEeLs sO gOoD bAbY! *hic*

1: We can't let Starscream catch us! Hurry Pikachu, THUNDERBOLT!
2: Pika! Pikachu no listen to lame Ben 10 character

3:AHA! Gotcha now, you pieces of turd.
4: Now look what you've done Pikachu! Thundershock! NOW!

5: PIIIIIKAAAAAACHUUUUUUUUUUUU! Pika?
6: Circuits...bzzt....mal-bzt-functioning...stasis..bzzt..lock imminent...
7: Shut up Ratchet, serves you right for siding with Pikachu.

1. Did you just drop a chip in between the seats???
2. Shut up and drive! You drive like you drivin' Miss Daisy.
3. Mmmm... Do I smell Maccas?
4. "Wonder Twin powers activate... form of a chip!"
5. You think you some kind of actor?? We'll I'm about to go all Edward Norton 'American History X' on yer ass! Now what!!
6. I'm getting outta here! That little yellow creature scares the energon out of me
7. You mind if we go through the Maccas drive-through again? They short-changed me a friggen nugget!

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/6319/comp3entry.jpg

1 cmon pikachu juice us again! it makes us tingle
2 chuu! i feel like your only using me for your on gains PIKA!

3 Your both such a disgrace! what would prime think? I know of an electricity facility...
4 we could supercharge pikachu! *rachets sirens and lights whirl uncontrollably before being turned off with a flustering face*

5 PIka pIka! had enough being used chu show you (horrified face appears on red guy)
6 rachet - take me to the facility starscream or my axe is making a new hole
7 ss - let go! only place im taking you is AA, Autobots Anonymous

can we edit as we think of more funny comments to replace what we already have?

EDIT: damn you gok! thats quite good:(

Wow. You guys suck at entering competitions. Sorry, but it's true. This is how you do it (knowing characters and their shows helps):

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...comp3entry.jpg

May as well post that bludgeon to me now Griffin. :D

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...kachuben10.jpg

I'm not sure i'll get too many points for creativity, but surely there's something to be said for using proper comic font! :D

http://mirror.cliffbee.com/griffin-c...tion-comic.jpg

http://i954.photobucket.com/albums/a...1979/comp3.jpg

[IMG]http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/a...ollerentry.jpg[/IMG]

dont know if it comes across, but Ratchet and the red woman are both saying all of speech bubble no.4

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/5572/comp3copy.jpg

my little shin dig lol

Here's my Attempt/Entry

it's kinda hard to read starscream's speech bubble in the last panel so i'm also gonna type out what was in the speech bubbles (in a more scriptish form)
1) Pikachu: "It's a good thing we found this Autobot van when we did or we'd miss the award show
2) Heatblast: "Yeah, now one of us can win the toy of the year award)
3) Starscream: (overly dramaticly) ROAR!! I am an evil Decepticon, FEAR ME!!
4) Ratchet and Heatblast: Oh no it's Starscream, He's gonna stop us from making it to the awards show
5) Pikachu: (Slurred) Uhhhhh ...... (Back to normal) huh!? hey Ratchet where are you going!?
6) Starscream: Alright Ratchet, I kept my end of the deal now you keep yours, I helped you stop those two from making it to the awards show, now you get bumblebee to mention me in his thank you speech when he wins
7) Ratchet: "Yeah sure whatever, just keep flying. I didnt drug Pikachu enough during the fight, he's waking up
kinda long but i did my best

are we allowed to discuss the entries? there are some really creative stories there:p can someone put mine into the speech bubbles? how do you do it?:o:confused:

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Originally Posted by Autocon

are we allowed to discuss the entries? there are some really creative stories there:p can someone put mine into the speech bubbles? how do you do it?:o:confused:

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I Had a couple of minute spare so i put yours in speech bubbles for you Autocon
i just use photoshop to erase the numbers and then add the words
hmm i probably shouldnt be helping out the competition improve their chances of winning, oh well :p

I just used MSPaint as usual. :p

i used photoshop baby! lol

http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/w...Jazz/EXAM2.jpg

Am I the only one who thinks 'cool hand lube' is just not a good nickname? :p

I hope this is still age appropriate! Happy New Year guys!

http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr118/gpls12/PIC.jpg

1. Which did you like better; Jedi or the Empire Strikes Back?
2. Empire.
3. Blasphemy!
4. Well, Empire did have the better ending, all Jedi had was a bunch of freaking muppets.
5. Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm?
6. Urgh that's it! I'm outta here before I'm subjected to anymore hamfisted movie references!
7. I'll be back! Hey can we fly to france? You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? A Royale with cheese. Hasta La Vista Bayyyyybeeeeee...

Though id give this a try :p

Imma drinkin abit but here's my entry.. someone might've made this jokle before me too.

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...sis/TFComp.jpg

I wish I knew how to make it bigger :(



I won't change it but I'll give/type the bigger text if required...

As soon as the entries are reviewed and judged, I will post up the winner.

thanks firestorm! cant read deos *squints*

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Originally Posted by Autocon

thanks firestorm! cant read deos *squints*

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Originally Posted by Deonasis

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http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...sis/TFComp.jpg

I wish I knew how to make it bigger :(
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Yeah I couldn't get a bigger size with Photobucket for some reason. Here is my original image now resting in a Picasa album..

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_FTu2C8A0Rug/Sz.../TF%20Comp.jpg

...drum roll..... still drum roll..... so who's the winner Griff? :p

Patience. We don't need any premature adjudication... :p

A non-fan friend has just gone over the entries, and it was almost a 3-way tie, but one was eventually picked as the winner.

(That drumroll now VP... :) )

The winner is - kuzzy.

Congrats dude.

Well done Kuzzy :)

thank you all, id like to thank griffin, the entire members of ozformers, you guys are awesome, and i have to say, this is a great start to 2010, thanks again, you guys rock lol

Congrats dude! I so wanted the Bludgeon.... guess I'm going to have to pay for one now. lol

I'm so jealous that I'm never inviting you over to my place again kuzzy! :p (jkz dood; just be sure to bring that toy over and forget to take it with you when you leave ;))

fwiw I like tinyJazz's "Holy Timely Interruption!" :D

Congrats Kuzzy! Heaps of funny skits in here!

thanx guys i was thinking, maybe i was trying to use lameness to my advantage lol, like a michael bay movie lol, thus the im the evil ariplane transformer jokes lol