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Oh my god the rubber chicken is hilarious :)
Good work dude :D:D
this thread is pure gold!
Haha, nice move paying out your own heritage there. :) LOL @ the chicken. Can't wait for the next installment! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jhiaxus
:D
This thread is making me want to get my own Devy to snack on some unsuspecting victims :p
Well... enough about Geckos. It's time for CAN DEVVY EAT IT, EPISODE... uhhh... seven? Sure, we'll call it episode seven.
I had a request and so I said that this episode we'd see if Devastator could eat some HOUSEHOLD ITEMS!
So of course... the most logical choice of household items?!
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...enders_001.jpg
DECEPTICON PRETENDERS!
Mmmm, Decepticon Pretenders! The something something lies... something something.. robots in disguise!
They're more, MUCH MORE, than meets the eye!
But the question is... CAN DEVASTATOR EAT THEM?!
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...enders_002.jpg
LIKE SNACK FOOD, BABY!
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...enders_003.jpg
Mmmmm... yummy!
Okay, okay. That's MONSTER Decepticon Pretenders. We know Devvy could eat them. They're tiny, and pudgy and funny-looking and delicious.
DELICIOUS.
ABSOLUTELY FREAKING DELICIOUS.
But... what about a LARGER DECEPTICON PRETENDER?! Can Devastator handle SEA FOOD?!
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...enders_004.jpg
Hrn... not so good, yes?
Looks like Devastator can't eat a larger Decepticon Pretender! IT'S JUST TOO MUCH FOR HIM!
But wait... what's this?
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...enders_005.jpg
Ahhh, that's more like it Devastator! Crack open that shell and get to the sweet meats inside!
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...enders_006.jpg
Devastator was REALLY CHOMPIN' THIS GUY DOWN! I took SEVEN photos and this was the best one.
But now he knows how to eat a Decepticon Pretender!
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...enders_007.jpg
WOO DEVVY! YOU'VE REALLY GOT THE HANG OF IT THIS TIME!!
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...enders_008.jpg
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!
Them's good eatin'.
--Jhiaxus
(As a bonus, here's one of the rejected photos. Seriously, big guy, hold still for the camera!)
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...enders_009.jpg
Octopunch: (in Admiral Ackbar's voice) "It's a trap!"
uhhh devvy must really have you under his claws, working so hard! :P
I guess you want everyone to be voting for Devvy this x'mas season, huh? :D
Had fun reading this thread :)
LOL the chicken! I have to try this with my one!
Throughout the swallowing world there are a lot of challenges that are considered dangerous and impressive.
Eating an insane amount of HOT DOGS.
Eating a HOUSE or a BOEING 747.
Swallowing FIRE!
But the greatest most dangerous challenge of all?
SWORD SWALLOWING!!
Welcome to EPISODE EIGHT of "CAN DEVVY EAT IT?!"
This episode we enter the terrifying and dangerous world of SWORD SWALLOWING and we ask... well you know what we ask. It's the title of the damn show. If you can't put that together by yourself you're probably not even reading this part anyway... enjoy the pretty pictures you freaking moron.
Anyway...
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...swords_001.jpg
SWORDS!!
Devastator has a big mouth, so a few swords shouldn't be a challenge to him... so today we've set up a SMORGASBORD OF SWORDS!
That's a lot of swords!
Let's start with... something classic. Something old-fashioned. Something Generation 1:
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...swords_002.jpg
HUZZAH! That's a lot of swords to swallow at once! I'm counting... I dunno... five or something. Do you think Devvy ca...
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...swords_003.jpg
Oh who am I kidding? Of course we know Devvy can eat them!
So on to SWORD SWALLOWING... SWORD SWALLOWING GENERATION 2!
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...swords_004.jpg
At this stage I should like, bust some awesome rhymes or something. But I can't think of anything to rhyme with Devastator.
Dudeatator?
No.
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...swords_005.jpg
MMMMMMMM. Translucent.
Y'know that's just too easy. Let's move onto something a little more... BESTIAL.
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...swords_006.jpg
Oh yeah baby, that's more like it. BEAST SWORDS! Some of those things are massive! And... a lot of them are people's tails. Or from inside people's tails. Actually... all of them are people's tails or from inside people's tails.
Well... not people. Robots.
People don't have tails, they have tail bones, but not tails.
Robots have tails.
http://s90690880.onlinehome.us/jhiax...swords_007.jpg
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!
--Jhiaxus.
(This is a big one, so I'm breaking it up into two posts.)