Same rules as this thread, only for non-Transformers related wishes.
I wish that this Baby Shark fad would just go away now.
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Same rules as this thread, only for non-Transformers related wishes.
I wish that this Baby Shark fad would just go away now.
Granted but it’s replaced by the song ‘Pubecent Flake’.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime
I wish I could lose 10kg
Granted but there goes your manhood... all 10kg of it! (so I've been told...).Quote:
Originally Posted by BigTransformerTrev
I wish all the best for the Miss Universe Australia 2018 winner but more importantly for all the other 30 something contestants to head back to my place for a win.
Granted, but you've now had both of your legs amputated. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by BigTransformerTrev
I wish that all drivers stuck to the road rules.
Granted. However the unexpected byproduct is that everyone is so good at obeying the road rules that self-driving car designs are abolished, which was the fundamental design key required for making real life transformers.
I wish that banks didn't try to have their cake and eat it too when it comes to ridiculous fees (you'd think the Royal Commission would've made them learn this a bit better!)
Granted. But the only way to bypass bank fees is to listen to "Baby Shark" playing while you do your banking. Attempting to mute or otherwise avoid/opt out of listening to this song will incur fees.Quote:
Originally Posted by TaZZerath
I wish that more smokers in this country would actually obey public No Smoking rules.
Granted, but your house becomes an accidental 'smoking zone' which people flock to.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime
I wish that more workplaces could be as lenient as mine when it comes to 'desk toys' (or in my case more like a 'desk display'!)