Your best/favourite/go to Dad joke(s) please.
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Your best/favourite/go to Dad joke(s) please.
Went on a day excursion whilst on a work trip to South Korea. The tour guide says "The King of Seoul is buried right here". To which I replied "James Brown is buried here?!".
An oxymoron walked into a bar. Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared. The silence was deafening.
Q: Why did the Jelly Bean go to School
A: Because it wanted to be a Smartie
There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”
I hear there's a new restaurant on the Moon. Reviews say there's great food but no atmosphere.
Why did the man on a bicycle stop peddling up the hill
Because he was “two tired”
How do you make gold soup? Put nine carrots in it.
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man!
Opinion - 3.14 = Onion
Onions make people cry. So when you give a person a blunt opinion about themselves, you should first offer them a slice of pie.
Why did the lion get lost?
Because Jungle is Massive