Corrupt A Wish

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but each power is offset by some stupendous drawback.
* The ability to teleport anywhere up to a maximum range of 1mm
* Unlimited flight range but when you're in aircraft mode and already at cruising altitude (so you can't actually take off)
* Post mortem invulnerability. This bot's corpse becomes indestructible.
* The ability to transform into anything but never the same mode more than once. So he's lost the ability to become a robot looooooong ago and can never go back to robot mode again.
* Offset camouflage. Will always take on a colour that offsets the bot's environment. e.g. if in a snowfield he will become deep black, if at night will become a high-vis bright orange or yellow. This is an involuntary ability.
etc.

I wish for good Transformers novels to be written, not like that awful Keepers Trilogy. Blegh.

Oh man some of those are gold! Personally I think that the G2 color schemes are all 'Offset Camo'

Granted, but Disney buys out the Transformers IP and completely destroys any existing universes by writing them off as 'Legends' style material.

I wish for Transformers ranged weapons to have workable actions (IE firing mechanisms and the like, replaceable magazines, but NOT bullets or missiles) without being overly large and chunky.

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted, but they become classified as prohibited imitation weapons by Grand Moff ScoMo.

I wish that HasTak would make a Transformer based on the HMS Alliance.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but they become classified as prohibited imitation weapons by Grand Moff ScoMo.

I wish that HasTak would make a Transformer based on the HMS Alliance.

Granted, but its a reverse Action Master, just an alt mode.

I wisth that HasTak would make Masterpiece Pretenders.

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted, but its a reverse Action Master, just an alt mode.

So in other words, this

I wisth that HasTak would make Masterpiece Pretenders.

Granted, but fans become enraged as to why they're paying exorbitant MP prices for what are basically articulated robotic contortionists rather than robots that can actually transform. Each Pretender comes with a tiny figurine of the Pretender Shell's "civvie" mode (i.e. shrunken down humans wearing normal clothes), but they're just solid figures like the Raoul and Chip Chase, and not articulated figurines like Spike, Daniel and Marissa Fairborne. The hairstyle of Phoenix's mini-figurine causes a furor between Hasbro's Marvel division who take legal action against TakaraTOMY, and this leads to the dissolution of relations between the two companies. The Transformers franchise is eventually terminated as a result.

I wish for a goldfish moded TF

[TaZZerath]

So in other words, this

Granted, but fans become enraged as to why they're paying exorbitant MP prices for what are basically articulated robotic contortionists rather than robots that can actually transform. Each Pretender comes with a tiny figurine of the Pretender Shell's "civvie" mode (i.e. shrunken down humans wearing normal clothes), but they're just solid figures like the Raoul and Chip Chase, and not articulated figurines like Spike, Daniel and Marissa Fairborne. The hairstyle of Phoenix's mini-figurine causes a furor between Hasbro's Marvel division who take legal action against TakaraTOMY, and this leads to the dissolution of relations between the two companies. The Transformers franchise is eventually terminated as a result.

I wish for a goldfish moded TF

Oh yeah RPMs forgot about those!

A rolling submarine would TOTALLY work....

Anyways....

Granted. But it's a Decepticon, a member of the DJD in deep cover, and is currently in your fish tank eyeing you off.....

I wish for there to be an easier way to find TFS you don't have or missed out on at bargain prices (IE the 'cheap stores' they end up in, in the UK and US) rather than paying scalping and crazy eBay pricing...

[GoktimusPrime]

A rolling submarine would TOTALLY work....

If they can make a rolling Walther P38 Transformer (with pull back motor!), then why not a submarine?

I wish for there to be an easier way to find TFS you don't have or missed out on at bargain prices (IE the 'cheap stores' they end up in, in the UK and US) rather than paying scalping and crazy eBay pricing...

Granted, but it requires buyers to simply refuse to pay higher prices thus putting pressure on sellers to lower their prices, and uh... good luck with that.

I wish that Cyberverse works out to be a sequel to RID after all.

[TaZZerath]

If they can make a rolling Walther P38 Transformer (with pull back motor!), then why not a submarine?

Granted, but it requires buyers to simply refuse to pay higher prices thus putting pressure on sellers to lower their prices, and uh... good luck with that.

I wish that Cyberverse works out to be a sequel to RID after all.

Granted, but that makes mid-transformations canon like the Scout toys. So the toys never transform properly. EVER. AGAIN.

I wish that someone took a much better go at Machinima's Combiner Wars series and had a very 'adult' take on Transformers with actual plot and character development.