Heartbreaking! :'(

[Geminii]

Someday we'll find it....

I know there's so many
Sites that sell robots
And all their accessories

Plastic provisions
And fanbait delusions
But never the piece that I need

So we've been told and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong, wait and see
Someday I'll find it, complete my collection
With everything M-I-S-B!

...

Who said that ev'ry bid
Would win what you fancied
That last piece of plastic you crave
The closer you get to it
The further it wanders
Will you chase it into the grave?

Is this, our calling, so deadly enthralling?
Rest and you'll live longer, see?
And if my advice makes you hesitate twice
Then I'll swoop in and grab it for ME!

All of it there on my shelf
My life now complete - is that tra-gic?...

...

Have you been half asleep?
And did you check eBay?
That would explain what you bid

Three hundred smackers
For two Thundercrackers
And half of the Build Team from RiD

I've heard it too many times to ignore it
The plastic crack calls out to me
Someday I'll find it, complete my collection
With everything M-I-S-B!

Laa, da daa dee da daa daa,
La laa la la laa dee daa doo... MINE!

[TheDirtyDigger]

I know there's so many
Sites that sell robots
And all their accessories

Plastic provisions
And fanbait delusions
But never the piece that I need

So we've been told and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong, wait and see
Someday I'll find it, complete my collection
With everything M-I-S-B!

...

Who said that ev'ry bid
Would win what you fancied
That last piece of plastic you crave
The closer you get to it
The further it wanders
Will you chase it into the grave?

Is this, our calling, so deadly enthralling?
Rest and you'll live longer, see?
And if my advice makes you hesitate twice
Then I'll swoop in and grab it for ME!

All of it there on my shelf
My life now complete - is that tra-gic?...

...

Have you been half asleep?
And did you check eBay?
That would explain what you bid

Three hundred smackers
For two Thundercrackers
And half of the Build Team from RiD

I've heard it too many times to ignore it
The plastic crack calls out to me
Someday I'll find it, complete my collection
With everything M-I-S-B!

Laa, da daa dee da daa daa,
La laa la la laa dee daa doo... MINE!

Now that is Gold!

Well done Geminii!!!

[Borgeman]

HAHAHAHAHAHA awesome

George

[i_amtrunks]

Excellent work there Geminii!

How long did it take you to get it all worked out?

[Pulse]

At the moment I'm both & shaking my head (but not in a negative way)

[Kyle]

[jaydisc]

I am utterly amazed and impressed!

It took me 3 minutes to read it because I had to sing it in my head as I went along.

Very well done!!! Thank you for sharing!

[Robzy]

Hahahahaha!
"Three hundred smackers for two Thundercrackers"... Gold, Jerry! Gold!

[Geminii]

Excellent work there Geminii!

How long did it take you to get it all worked out?

About five-ten minutes. Filk's been a bit of a hobby of mine for years - I can crank out doggerel pretty much on the spot, given a starting point.

[Fungal Infection]

Is this meant to be sung to Rainbow Connection or is it a stand alone rap? Cause I'm finding it really hard to sing to RC (helps if I actually remember the f'ing tune) but rapping it on its own is fine!!