Insurance for transformers

[Arcee]

My boss's boss today publicly asked me a question:

What insurance should transformers go for, life insurance or car insurance?

[Aqua Prime]

I personally would have answered Idiot Insurance

[Arcee]

I personally would have answered Idiot Insurance

I still want my job Aqua!!!!

[Ode to a Grasshopper]

Life insurance. Not all of them turn into cars.
Except Optimus Prime, the premiums would be murder.

[GoktimusPrime]

I agree with Odie - definitely life insurance because their cars are just their disguises. And also as he said, only some Transformers transform into cars, you also have jets, radio-cassette players, MP3 players, earphones, vending machines, toasters, mobile phones, game console controllers, dogs, wolves, eagles, squid, boars, penguin, giraffe, woolly mammoth, gorillas, mandrill, monkey, boats, tree, kangaroo, koala, Tasmanian Devil, crocodiles, dragons, bats, bicycle, skateboard, motorcycles, scooters, binoculars, microscopes, firearms, cannons, tanks, APCs, air craft carriers, drill tanks, wrist watches, milkshakes, hamburgers, bears, dinosaurs, pterosaurs, planets, Death Star, spaceships, falcons, tigers, lions, sharks, shellfish, whales, shoes, TV, photocopier, people, monsters, giant people, trains, cheetahs, jaguars, USBs etc etc etc.

As if "car insurance" would just cover that. Also, car insurance is a form of property insurance, and imposing property insurance on a sentient beings raises serious moral and ethical questions - arguably crossing over to slavery; although one could argue if the universal declaration of human rights applies to extra-terrestrial non-biological entities (probably not). Of course, if someone isn't entitled to full human rights, then are they eligible to apply for insurance? After all, minors don't have full rights thus they cannot apply for insurance themselves. I suppose someone else could insure them as their custodians or guardians (e.g. a government); but new laws would probably have to be formed in order to allow that to happen.

Car insurance? That's just insulting their dignity as rational agents. <nerd.rage>

[Cat]

They'd be ineligible for life insurance. They'd fail too many criteria to be eligible for any kind of life insurance.

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