Quote Originally Posted by Bartrim View Post
I've tried every argument with my sensei about chi. I've tried the "Lets spar you use chi energy and I use physical force", I've tried the "If chi is a form of energy then there should be a scale of measurement". Everytime I bring up the myths he just pulls rank and changes the subject.
Of course he won't accept your challenge! Chi powers don't work on people who:
A. Don't hold their tongue and toes in the correct position.
B. Are skeptical.

Chi power attacks are extremely powerful against true believers who have their tongue and toes in the exact position! Cos what kind of random street thug doesn't walk around with a steadfast belief in chi attacks and their body parts all in the correct alignment?!

Quote Originally Posted by Bartrim View Post
So then they are banging these boards on the corner of the stage and nothing is happening. So I just went the full "Oh noes! Whats wrong? You could break dem before but not now WTF?!" After about 2 minutes of this (Sensei was doing weapon kata demonstrations during all this) I explained the physics to the kids and showed them the grain of the board and amazingly they were able to break them... I'm not sure if it was because I showed them about breaking with the grain or if their chi energy had recharged after breaking the boards earlier?... It was probably the latter
They probably had the wrong side of their buttocks clenched.