Bay to do TMNT

[kup]

FFS Did Michael Bay molest you as a child? Did he sneak into your house at night and kill your parents while you watched? Did he swindle your parents of all their money and forced to grow up on the street? If the answer to the above 3 questions is no then MICHAEL BAY DID NOT RUIN OR KILL YOUR CHILDHOOD!!!!. You like the old cartoons, fine go and watch them. It's what I do. Since I own the G1 collection I have lost count of how many times I have watched theMore then meets the Eye 3 part episode. Michael bay is not going to change the way he makes movies. If you don't like them then don't watch them and do us all a favour a STFU

Someone missed the joke entirely and got their panties in a knot for no good reason..

[Bartrim]

Someone missed the joke entirely and got their panties in a knot for no good reason..

Oh well maybe if you added one of these fellows I would known you were joking. Oh FYI I don't wear underwear.

[i_amtrunks]

Oh well maybe if you added one of these fellows I would known you were joking. Oh FYI I don't wear underwear.

I don't even think about Bay ruining childhoods and all that tripe, but I do wonder how he could come out and say something so totally stupid about a very popular series that explains exactly what you get in the brand name!

And c'mon, being a normal turtle than gets mutated into a humanoid turtle by ooze and then trained in the martial arts is waaaaay better than being a plain old alien.

Plus there are plenty of alien species to play around with in the TMNT universe, without the need of turning the turtles into one. The 2000 series showed that.

[Sky Shadow]

I do wonder how he could come out and say something so totally stupid about a very popular series that explains exactly what you get in the brand name!

Well Mr Bay did make three 'Transformers' movies that could have easily been called 'Humans'. And the one called 'Dark of the Moon' didn't seem 100% sure if it was about the dark side of the moon or the far side of the moon. (The far side is a constant; the dark is not.) So it is not too surprising that he could make a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film without mutants. Or turtles. Or teenagers. But I can guarantee that there will be ninjas.

[Demonac]

But I can guarantee that there will be ninjas.

No you can't. They'll probably be samurai.

[kup]

No you can't. They'll probably be samurai.

I will go with US military recruited Turtles - Someone needs to be there to wave the flag or it's not a Bay movie.

Teenage Alien Marine Turtles.

They will also not eat Pizza anymore because that's not American enough, they'll be eating Hamburgers.

Personalities:

Splinter - An alien Kangaroo that only speaks 'inspirational quotes' and rips off people's faces.

Leonardo - A young marine with a wife and baby in their alien home.

Donatello - A stereo type fat geek who leaves in the basement (of the space ship) that can do magical things with computers like causing a tree to fall over by injecting it with a computer virus. His brothers make fan of him because he is such a nerd and nobody likes nerds unless it's for comedy relief.

Raphael - A Turtle with a gangsta attitude and always wants to 'cap some bitches'.

Michaelangelo - A hippy Turtle who always acts high and gets excited when he hears people talking about pot for comedy value.

Sam Jones (loosely based on Casey Jones) - A geeky kid who thinks himself as a sports enthusiast, the main protagonist. About 75% of movie revolves around him trying to score with next door girl May O'Neil.

May O'Neil - A girl who is only there for the mandatory soft porn shots and may have a line or two (purely optional). Sam's love interest.

Plot: Much of the movie will be about Sam finding all forms of hilarious ways to score with May. The Turtles then show up from space in an epic introductory scene and then fall into the background until the final battle where they can fight in the background while the camera focuses on Sam and May's butt.



You know what? This could actually happen!!

[Golden Phoenix]

May O'Neil - A girl who is only there for the mandatory soft porn shots and may have a line or two (purely optional).

May be the only good thing about the movie.

[liegeprime]

No you can't. They'll probably be samurai.

LOL!

[Sky Shadow]

Childlike Renaissance Alien People!
Childlike Renaissance Alien People!
Childlike Renaissance Alien People!
Heroes in a spaceship. Alien power!

(Since Mr Bay will need a new acronym for TMNT, I'm offering him the above intellectual property for free.)

Anyway, we all know what franchise Mr Bay is most suited for next...

My Big Brony: Bromance is Explosive.

Spike - a dragon played by Shia LeBeouf - has lived his life as Twilight Sparkle's bitch. Prince Blueblood tells Spike to stop being such a pussy and learn how to be a man. Spike shoots Twilight Sparkle in the face, then escapes on a hero's journey to find himself some balls. On his way he meets Big Macintosh, Iron Will, Soarin', Chief Thunderhooves and Tank. They teach him the bromance of bronyism and - most of all - the unbridled joy of just blowing shit up.

Rated MA15+.

[Lord_Zed]

So Michael Bay is going to make TMNT awesome?!! BOOM!

No you can't. They'll probably be samurai.

I'm hoping they will be milliners.