I will go with US military recruited Turtles - Someone needs to be there to wave the flag or it's not a Bay movie.Originally Posted by Demonac
Teenage Alien Marine Turtles.
They will also not eat Pizza anymore because that's not American enough, they'll be eating Hamburgers.
Personalities:
Splinter - An alien Kangaroo that only speaks 'inspirational quotes' and rips off people's faces.
Leonardo - A young marine with a wife and baby in their alien home.
Donatello - A stereo type fat geek who leaves in the basement (of the space ship) that can do magical things with computers like causing a tree to fall over by injecting it with a computer virus. His brothers make fan of him because he is such a nerd and nobody likes nerds unless it's for comedy relief.
Raphael - A Turtle with a gangsta attitude and always wants to 'cap some bitches'.
Michaelangelo - A hippy Turtle who always acts high and gets excited when he hears people talking about pot for comedy value.
Sam Jones (loosely based on Casey Jones) - A geeky kid who thinks himself as a sports enthusiast, the main protagonist. About 75% of movie revolves around him trying to score with next door girl May O'Neil.
May O'Neil - A girl who is only there for the mandatory soft porn shots and may have a line or two (purely optional). Sam's love interest.
Plot: Much of the movie will be about Sam finding all forms of hilarious ways to score with May. The Turtles then show up from space in an epic introductory scene and then fall into the background until the final battle where they can fight in the background while the camera focuses on Sam and May's butt.
You know what? This could actually happen!!
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