You know you're obsessed with Transformers when:

[Trent]

You know you are obsessed with Transformers when you have a sex dream and just before the good bit you hear there is a TF sale at the local toyshop and run out of the girls bedroom to go check it out (and oh, its so sad that in so many of my dreams I have done this!)

It's a built in defence mechanism. It saves you from any… sticky situations like when your wife asks you who you were dreaming about

[Jinto]

It's a built in defence mechanism. It saves you from any… sticky situations like when your wife asks you who you were dreaming about

When your dreams derail like that it sounds like a sticky situation is the last thing you have to worry about.