I'll play... if you'll indulge me...
Using genuine Hasbro Transformers toys, I present my Anti-Anti-Wreckers AKA the Human Alliance All-Stars


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The Leader: Sam Witwicky
Well, if not our leader, he appears to be our lead. He screams a lot, which may be confused with giving orders. On various occasions, he is seen to be unpopular at school, a stuff up at college, unable to relate to women, and can't get a job. We're all doomed.
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Specialist/Tech Support: Mikaela Banes
Also our resident hottie, Mikaela is adept at fixing cars and motorcycles and stuff, all while sticking her rear end out at improbable angles. Apparently emits some kind of Transformer-affecting pheromones, based on the amorous behaviour of smaller 'bots in her presence.
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Heavy Support: Captain William Lennox
A capable and determined military man, Cpt Lennox has the might of the US military at his beck and call. He is also responsible for such tactics as taking the object the enemy is seeking and hiding it in a city. Yep, when giant killer alien robots are after something you've got, clearly the best course of action is to take said McGuffin into a densely populated area. Freakin' GENIUS.
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Fast Support: Agent Seymour Simmons
Agent Simmons is designated as fast support due to his ability to rapidly summon numerous shady agent type characters to take down smaller Autobots who aren't fighting back. He also works in a deli, so free cabana for everyone.
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Infantry/Cannon fodder: These random dudes.
With unlikely names such as Sgt Noble, Major Disaster, Sgt Recon and Major Altitude (don't ask me which is which - I don't know and I care even less), these guys are much like that one guy in every Star Trek episode that isn't Kirk/Spock/Sulu/Bones/etc and ends up being killed.
So... Kick-ass or what?