Day 7...
Waiting for Road Rage
Episode VII
The Dork Awakens
Masterpiece Road Rage has not arrived.
In his absence, a Lego-style
OPTIMUS PRIME has been
received as a gift from his family
but will not be displayed until Goki, its owner,
has constructed it.
With the advent of NEW YEAR'S DAY,
Australia Post is closed due to a PUBLIC HOLIDAY.
But Goki is desperate to receive
this toy and open it up
in order to restore peace of
mind to this collector.
Goki has written a most mundane
post on a not-so-secret thread
on the net, where he rapidly
running out of Star Wars crawls
to shamelessly plagiarise.....