This most likely belongs in the Non-TF section, but since it's a Bay story, I thought I'd stick it here:

http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/sh...gPost%3A355506

Some excerpts:

Bruce: (pause) Let's save the world
We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack. She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world.
Oh, if only Christopher Nolan could have written and directed Transformers.



EDIT:

Another golden excerpt:



All of them