Toys broken while in your possession

[Tetsuwan Convoy]

I wouldn?t recommend using personal lubricant, or engaging in any kinky play at all.
It might be hard to explain at the ER why you need Omega Supreme?s rocket mode removed

It could be a nice creative writing exercise. Although TBH, I bet ER have come across much weirder circumstances.

[gamblor916]

Ah, this is a sad story. Some of my G1s make terrifying creaking noises as they go.
Is there any safe way to, er, lube them up (nothing suss)

Zippo lighter fluid. Also removes old stickers too.