Odie's horrible satire...

[Ode to a Grasshopper]

Seeing as Jay at least seemed to enjoy my fake news article on TFs possibly ending forever, and since I'm now reasonably sure there's enough black humor fans here to make it worthwhile, here are a few other little gems I've come up with over the years.

Over at TFArchive we have The Adventures of Wheelie the Adventurer, a decidedly underappreciated piece written to show how awesome Wheelie is based on his tech specs...

On a non-Transformers note, these are the Titus Files, the result of a few bored/cynical/quite intoxicated philosophy graduates happy discovery that the Dr Phil website has a message board, and their consequent mission to see if anyone at drphil.com was educated enough to guess that Titus Andronicus might not be a genuine supplicant of good ol' Southern wisdom. Sadly, the answer was no, though we did find out that advocating locking your children in cupboards for extended periods of time is fine, while bad language is a big no-no.

Sadly missing is the illustrated "Hiding in the Shadows", possibly the worst creative writing assignment I've ever read which I subsequently illustrated with crayon stick figures, and "Captain Capitalism", my magnum opus (written as a uni assessment to get a tutor I didn't like to quit - which worked ), which isn't really on the 'net and so isn't postable, but there're still quite a few good ones out there.

EDIT - Found an online copy of Captain Capitalism! I'd forgotten about at gamebanshee.com...it comes in 2 parts.
Captain Capitalism! - Sorry people, the latter are now defunct.

[hotaru_oz]

Lol I thoroughly enjoyed reading 'The Adventures of Wheelie the Adventurer'

[jaydisc]

I support any anti-Dr. Phil activity!

But no Sky Daddies means no hell, so you should be fine

[Ode to a Grasshopper]

All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[jaydisc]

That's right! Everyone's an atheist of some sorts

[Ode to a Grasshopper]

A possible TFM3 plot?

[Ode to a Grasshopper]

2 better fan-made characters than Drift.

[Ode to a Grasshopper]

How MMC Felisaber became an Autobot or something, at TFW2005.com.

Maybe the pack-in comic will explain that he got kicked out of the main group because of his refusal to adopt a more coordinated colour scheme.

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Tigris: Hey guys, here comes Felisaber...Oh, slag.
Is he still wearing that grey-and-yellow getup? Leo, I thought you said you were going to talk to him about that.

Fortis: Yeah, I mean, what's with that look anyway? It's so 3 decades ago.

Leo: Aww, scrap... *facepalm* I told him to get a new look at that party Hexatron held last week.
HEY! Felisaber! What are you doing, man? I thought we agreed you were going to ditch that crappy colour scheme!

Felisaber: (sullenly) I like my colour scheme.

Leo: C'mon bro, it clashes with the rest of the group. We're supposed to look like a team here.

Felisaber: My motherboard says it's cool. Besides, what about Talon? He's got those big stupid wings! How does that fit with our whole 'team' deal?

Talon: That's different!

Leo: You know that's not the same thing. We just want you to, y'know, liven things up a little bit. Ease back on the grey, add a bit of variety, you dig?

Bovis: It's embarrassing.

Felisaber: Slag you, Bovis! Your alt-mode isn't even a predator!

Bovis: Oh yeah?! Well, at least my alt-mode isn't extinct!

Felisaber: "Oooh, look at me, I'm a big scary cyber-cow! You'd better watch out, or I'll eat all your plant-o-bots! MOOOOOO!"

Bovis: GO JUMP IN AN ICE AGE, YOU PHOTON-FARTING FOSSIL!

Leo: Woah, woah, everyone just calm down!...Look, Felis, we've tried to be reasonable, but you're not leaving us any option here. Maybe it's best if you take a break for a while, take some time to think things over, you know? Talon can fill in for you on Rex.

Felisaber: You... you guys are kicking me out of the group...? Well, FINE! I don't need you guys anyway! I'll get myself an awesome Pretender shell, with awesome armor and a kick-ass helmet, and we'll be best friends forever and ever, and then you'll be sorry! Maybe I'll go and join the Autobots - they've got all the babes!

Leo: Aw, c'mon buddy-bot, don't be like that...

Felisaber: SLAG YOU! GET A HAIRCUT YOU SCRUFFY HELIO-HIPPY!

*stalks off*

(beat)

Tigris: What's an "Autobot"?

It makes more sense if you've been following the Feral Rex thread.