I would only want a release of Metrotitan if it was tampographed with the words "whats a metrotitan" all over it and it's Scamper equivilent was bright pink and had "hot 4 hotdog" on the hood in blingee-esque sparkle crystal whatever.
Yes, as mass retail
Yes, as retail exclusive
Yes, as limited event/online exclusive
No
Don't care
I would only want a release of Metrotitan if it was tampographed with the words "whats a metrotitan" all over it and it's Scamper equivilent was bright pink and had "hot 4 hotdog" on the hood in blingee-esque sparkle crystal whatever.
I want an option for "yes - but made entirely out of valium and comes with free Coles donuts thanks"
I would like the Metrotitan to come in a box advertising "Metrotitan" which is a repaint of the toy as an obscure Japanese G1 character but inside is just bees.
Only if Metrotitan had 13 Gary Coleman quotes on it's voice chip (12 and a baby crying is acceptable)
Bonus exclusive: transplantable bone marrow
Only if you had the option of dressing him up as a cop
Only if it comes packaged with a plethora of well written alt-lit feminist diatribes.