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Thread: Why Was I Born White?

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    Default Why Was I Born White?

    If I may paraphrase Gok......."GAAAAAAH!"

    Stoopid, stoopid me thought I was too tough for slipping, slopping and slapping at the beach today.

    This ****ing sunburn on my tenderly cooked, pink back is caning the **** out of me. Can't sleep at all. Can't drink any more gutrot pre-mix bourbon or I'll vomit.

    Woe is me....

    Oo's a smart laddie then?


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    Well that's just straight up wrong....

    And that's the sober me talking.

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    And that's just under one Sun on Earth!

    Inhabitants of Tattooine suffer under two suns and look what happened to this poor bugger!


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    Get out a small inflatable pool and fill it with a little water, mix in some aloe and lay in it for hours.

    That or use tomato and cook some up for everyone!
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    Thumbs down

    Damn you Dirty Digger, that image had me close to vomiting

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    my ancient history teacher was a living cancer she was like a microwaved mars bar good teacher though

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    you have a living pile of goo for a teacher.....
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    I feel your pain Digger. I'm probably one of the most pale people you could ever find who isn't albino and I burn like *snaps fingers* that. That's why I consider the sun my enemy, and I avoid his evil glare (bad pun, I know ) whenever possible.

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    ha. suck

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    Ok. It's blistering up nicely now.

    Still hampered by an inability to sleep properly.

    Just another reason to add to the list of "I wish I was born a negro."

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