If Cybertron had a phonebook which names would be common?

[GoktimusPrime]

And yet good ol' Bob the Insecticon has the most unique name on the planet.

[Lint]

The 'Nemesis' and 'Dark' clans would have good representation in such a book

[BigTransformerTrev]

I'd be more interested in the Cybertroian yellow pages phone book




*Hoists Towing Service - for when your antigrav's let you down

*Need a package delivered fast? Call Blurr & Co, we get it there in the blink of an optic!

*Tracks beauty salon - we buff, shine and bring out the inner beauty of your alt-mode

*Scenic tours of the outer atmosphere - call Cosmos - the stars are waiting!

*Flamerwar's Femmebot Escorts - all guaranteed only 18 stellar cycles since emerging from the Allspark

*The Raw Deal Pawn Brokers - let Swindle get a good price for you

*Rung's Helpline - feel like going offline? Need help? Let our trained Councillors help you brighten your spark

*Mindwipe's Psychic Hotline: Speak to those in the Well of Allsparks today

*The Ministry of Primus: Services every dawn with inspiring Father Sunstorm

*G & S Architects: Let our award winning designers Grapple and Scrapper design the dwelling of your dreams

* Brawl Debt Collection: We get your Energon back, or slag them at no extra charge

*Slogs Portrait Paintings: Look your best with a signature piece from our celebrated artist. Protoform photo sessions by appointment.

[Sinnertwin]

^ Ha ha ha

[Mythirax]

I'd be more interested in the Cybertroian yellow pages phone book

Those gave me a heck of a giggle