I just realised, how many pies can a guy have anyway? I usually have pies twice a week anyway. Not like I'm gonna have 4 in one day just cos they're free.
What if they were free slurpees? How many could you drink a day of them?
I can recall being young & dumb in Year 7/8 and having a slurpee every morning before school. Man, freezing cold rush's are not a good thing to experience 8:30 in the morning...