What happens to those that already have goatees? Do they just feel at home?
It had better not destroy the world, as I just got charged for my Seacons...
Maybe it will create a mini-universe inside the machine since they are trying to re-create the big bang aren't they? Then we can watch this universe develop intelligent life like we are gods and crush them at a party for no reason at all.
Incidentally, how do we know we aren't a mini-universe oursleves?!?!?!?![]()