I know, just yanking your chain!

(Also, I happened to be in the Mackay region when the story came out and there's NO way they'd take the sharks as their own!)
This will only be the second grand final i have no interest in watching, the first was the Easts vs Dragons final a few years back.
If the NRL wants to only relocate Sydney teams as opposed to creating new teams (fair enough, as I don't think we have the depth of talent for more than 16 teams, heck I don't think we have enough legitimate halves for 12 clubs!), you would think the Roosters would be candidate #1. They have bugger all fans, bugger all members who attend matches, no junior clubs, do not fund or support junior clubs, play in an area well serviced by Souths and are genuinely hated by most supporters due to their history of stealing talent.
And seriously, what idiot thought that "roosters" made for a good intimidating mascot? (Same for rabbits and to a lesser extent eels)
