Well I guess my career is - sigh - a full time school teacher at a Specialist School. But before that I was a:

*Fruit Shop Attendant
*Farmhand
*TV Show Extra
*Security Guard
*Roadie
*Actor/Stand Up Comic
*Night Porter
*Casual Relief Teacher


I always liked it on Red Dwarf when Lister was on trial and asked his occupation. He thought for a short period and said "Bum".