Corrupt A Wish

[Ralph Wiggum]

Granted, but when you open it you lose all of your adult memories (similar to how Optimus Prime's memories regressed back to Orion Pax in TFP).

I wish for the remainder of the 1984 Autobots to be made as MPs

Granted, but they’re all third party

I wish for the Universal Studios Transformers ride to be built in my backyard.

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted, but they’re all third party

NNNNYYYYYOOOOOOOO!!!

I wish for the Universal Studios Transformers ride to be built in my backyard.

Granted, but you can't afford the power bills to run it.

I wish for a Titan Class Scorponok toy

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but he's Beast Wars Skorponok.

I wish for no future QC issues in any future Transformer toy.

[M-bot]

Granted, but he's Beast Wars Skorponok.

I wish for no future QC issues in any future Transformer toy.

Granted, but they have exactly zero moving parts.

I wish for an MP Reflector.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Granted, but they have exactly zero moving parts.

I wish for an MP Reflector.

Granted, but the three bots are each released over three years.

I wish for an MP G1 Galvatron.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for an MP G1 Galvatron.

Granted, but the Australian government classifies it as an imitation firearm across every state and territory. Because reasons.

I wish Hasbro would actually sanction a Transformers convention in Australia.

[TaZZerath]

I wish Hasbro would actually sanction a Transformers convention in Australia.

I am super amused that we both posted so close together and our wishes are in the same vein!!

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but he's Galvatron II from the Marvel Comics and he's bats**t insane.

I wish they brought Botcon back.

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted, but he's Galvatron II from the Marvel Comics and he's bats**t insane.

That's enhancing the wish! This is one thing that makes the Galvatron II reissue cooler than the standard Galvatron reissue - the fact that he's canonically meant to be the godlike G1 comic Galvatron and not the incompetently insane G1 cartoon Galvatron.

Both G1 Galvatrons are insane, but G1 cartoon Galvatron is like Cesar Romero's Joker, whereas G1 comic Galvatron is more like Heath Ledger's Joker.

[M-bot]

Granted, but the Australian government classifies it as an imitation firearm across every state and territory. Because reasons.

I wish Hasbro would actually sanction a Transformers convention in Australia.

Granted, but he's Galvatron II from the Marvel Comics and he's bats**t insane.

I wish they brought Botcon back.

They have just announced Botcon Australia, jointly sponsored by Hasbro and Takara! But it’s being held in the Kiwirrkurra Comminity, WA (Australia’s most remote town) the same weekend as a symposium for IBS sufferers.

I wish for a separate release of MP Hot Rod’s Targetmaster for those who bought the first release without it.