Corrupt A Wish

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but it's just a reissue of 2010 Unicron

I wish for Japanese fans to stop arguing over Akira's gender.

Granted. But now the rest of the world argues about her gender. His gender?

I wish they made a Generations toy of Big Red

[G1Optimal]

Granted but his alt mode is a bottle of heinz big red tomato sauce

I wish they redid the g1 cartoon in cgi with original sound track

[Golden Phoenix]

Granted but his alt mode is a bottle of heinz big red tomato sauce

I wish they redid the g1 cartoon in cgi with original sound track

Done. But they redid it in the best CGI available in the 80s for retro accuracy.

I wish for a good transformers novel

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish they redid the g1 cartoon in cgi with original sound track

Granted, but the animation is done by Boulder Media and the sound and vocal tracks are literally lifted off the G1 cartoon with no changes made. Also, all G1 animation errors are duplicated. On the plus side, Avengers Infinity War has immunised kids to the point that the death of Optimus Prime doesn't phase them. On the down side, angry online comments flow in after Season 3 introduces new audiences to the Socialist Democratic Federated Republic of Carbombya.

I wish for a G1 Scorponok reissue.

[Tha_Phantom]

I wish for a G1 Scorponok reissue.

Granted, but it is $600 and has noticeably inferior plastic.
Bonus: the inevitable Black Zarack reissue still has GPS.

I wish for a season 4 and 5 of Beast Wars that overrides the continuity of Beast Machines.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but it is $600 and has noticeably inferior plastic.
Bonus: the inevitable Black Zarack reissue still has GPS.

I wish for a season 4 and 5 of Beast Wars that overrides the continuity of Beast Machines.

Granted, but it comes at the cost of the character development which made Beast Wars so good, and fans start believing that it should’ve ended at season 3.

I wish for McDonalds to bring back the transforming food robots.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Granted, but it comes at the cost of the character development which made Beast Wars so good, and fans start believing that it should’ve ended at season 3.

I wish for McDonalds to bring back the transforming food robots.

Granted. But the next happy meal you eat gives you diabetes.

I wish for MP Hound to be released before Q2 2019.

[Tha_Phantom]

Granted. But the next happy meal you eat gives you diabetes.

I wish for MP Hound to be released before Q2 2019.

Granted, but due to rushed production it is missing an important piece which Takara then issue out to customers AFTER Q2 2019.

I wish for a Masterpiece Megatron in his black Microchange deco.