Corrupt A Wish

[FatalityPitt]

Thanks to Fatality, my next wish is for toys be made from a biodegradable plastic which only deteriorate once discarded, or at least can be recycled.

Hahaha. Granted. Now every action figure will become more expensive due to mark-ups from the R&D investments to develop this new plastic, and there is a risk that the plastic will decay when exposed to sunlight and bacteria.

I wish for Getaway to be in the next wave of G1 reissues.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for Getaway to be in the next wave of G1 reissues.

Granted, but the white plastic is already yellowed.

I wish that I knew how to play the collectable Transformers card game.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish that I knew how to play the collectable Transformers card game.

No takers? Time for another DIY answer then...

Granted, but by the time I work it out everyone else has stopped playing this game and I have noone else to play with. Boo.

I wish for a My Little Pony x Transformers crossover

[Ralph Wiggum]

No takers? Time for another DIY answer then...

Granted, but by the time I work it out everyone else has stopped playing this game and I have noone else to play with. Boo.

I wish for a My Little Pony x Transformers crossover

Granted. Purist Transformers fans now turn to 3P figures to get their Transformers fix.

I wish for a lifesize Devastator to be built from actual heavy vehicles.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for a lifesize Devastator to be built from actual heavy vehicles.

Granted, but it's Bayformers Devastator and nothing more than an immovable statue.

I wish that the owner of Voldemort Collectables would get his just desserts.

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but it's Bayformers Devastator and nothing more than an immovable statue.

I wish that the owner of Voldemort Collectables would get his just desserts.

Granted, but he gets just desserts, and all the ones you like.

I wish it was April already...

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish it was April already...

Granted.

I wish that selling toys didn't suck so much.