Corrupt A Wish

[TaZZerath]

Granted. Transformers are now manufactured and attached to solid shelves in vaults, rendering them permanently immobile. Toys cannot be moved, so instead, HasTak sells "I owe you" notes for owning these toys, thus consumers own them in theory but can never physically obtain them. So basically Transformers toys have become a form of currency.

I wish that they'd repaint and retool TR Bumblebee as Cliffjumper already.

Granted, but as soon as you get him home your PoTP Screamer jumps off your shelf and kills him.

(Yes I'm aware this isn't the Aligned Continuity )

I wish for a Masterpiece Springer.

[GoktimusPrime]

I wish for a Masterpiece Springer.

Granted, but as soon as you get him home he jumps out of his box, rips your TR Overlord in half and sends each half to the beginning and end of time.

I wish that HasTak would release all comic/cartoon exclusive characters as regular mass retail toys (e.g. Xaaron, Rung etc.).

[TaZZerath]

Granted, but as soon as you get him home he jumps out of his box, rips your TR Overlord in half and sends each half to the beginning and end of time.

I wish that HasTak would release all comic/cartoon exclusive characters as regular mass retail toys (e.g. Xaaron, Rung etc.).

Considering all the drama about me never RECEIVING my TR Overlord, this is particularly cruel

Granted, HasTak release Rung but everyone forgets about him so he shelfwarms forever, HasTak feel that releasing other exclusives is a waste, and cancels Flame, Xaaron, Pharma, Tyrest and any future plans.

I wish for all future TankFormers to have resolved the 'non-rotating turret' issue.

[Seraphim Prime]

Granted.

They just remove the turret.

I wish for characters other than G1.

[GoktimusPrime]

They just remove the turret.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish for characters other than G1.

Granted. Behold, Generations Animorphs.

I wish that TF toy distribution didn't suck.

[TaZZerath]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Granted. Behold, Generations Animorphs.

I wish that TF toy distribution didn't suck.

That turret one was gold

Granted, the market gets flooded with Cyberverse Scout figures.

I wish for a return to IDW Spotlight-style one-shots of characters for some more in-depth character development.

[Tha_Phantom]

I wish that TF toy distribution didn't suck.

Granted, it bites instead.

I wish for an MP-10 cab in blue Powered Convoy deco.

[GoktimusPrime]

Granted. It's released but almost entirely in blue as a representation of Optimus Prime as the Decepticon's prisoner in S.O.S. Dinobots. It also comes with no weapons and instead has transparent plastic bonds with speckled rainbow colours inside.


I wish that Hasbro would release an Emirate Xaaron toy already!