
Originally Posted by
GoktimusPrime
I think Bayformers has far greater issues with continuity.
The Transformers were made by the AllSpark Cube... but wait, no... they were made by fleshy pink Creators. No, screw that, they were made by a metallic goddess. Megatron arrived on Earth in the early 20th Century and the other Transformers arrived in 2007. No wait, the Transformers arrived thousands of years ago and forced the Egyptians to build the pyramids in order to house a Solar Harvester. Thousands or millions of years ago Megatron made an alliance with the Fallen and he now needed Optimus Prime dead in order for The Fallen to rise again. Oh, and there have been Transformers living on Earth for ages as Seekers. But not for long! It also turns out that thousands or millions of years ago, Megatron also made an alliance with Sentinel Prime who needed Optimus Prime alive in order to manipulate him to use the Matrix of Leadership to reactivate Sentinel. The Decepticons have been infiltrating human society for decades and manipulated the space programme. And there's an army of Decepticons on the Moon that for some reason everyone forgot were there before. Anyway, plan is to bring Cybertron to Earth in order to destroy it and enslave humanity to rebuild Cybertron. But not for long! It turns out that the Transformers' creators have been to Earth in the prehistoric past where they terraformed Earth in order to create Cybert--, Transformium, and make Transformers. This apparently wiped out life on Earth... even though there's still... life... on Earth. And the Decepticons can "transform" like flying Tetris blocks. And Optimus Prime was part of some ancient order of knights, some of whom became the Dinobots. But not for long! It turns out that an order of Autobot Knights (any relation to the Dinobots?) allied themselves with the Camelot. They gave a special stick to Merlin that could only be activated by a member of his bloodline. And I guess by luck every direct descendant of Merlin continued to have children and somehow they're genetically similar enough for the staff to recognise over other humans that might be just a close a genetic match (inbreeding?). And Earth is Unicron now so Cybertron's come for a grudge fight and this now starts to awaken Unicron, even though he didn't seem bothered when Cybertron was space-bridged over by Sentinel Prime. Turns out that Cade is the last knight of Cybertron, despite not being Cybertronian (screw the Dinobots!) and the girl that he likes is the direct descendant of Merlin. And for some reason which I'm sure is important to Cybertronians, the last knight must be chaste... and Cade qualifies despite being a biological father. But apparently there's a chastity reset -- I don't want to think about this any more. And yeah, the Autobots have been on Earth for a jolly long time too... sporting 21st century alt mode parts. Cos why can't Hot Rod have Lamborghini Centanario parts just after WWI? What's a Citroën?