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    Your best/favourite/go to Dad joke(s) please.

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    Went on a day excursion whilst on a work trip to South Korea. The tour guide says "The King of Seoul is buried right here". To which I replied "James Brown is buried here?!".

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    An oxymoron walked into a bar. Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared. The silence was deafening.

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    Q: Why did the Jelly Bean go to School
    A: Because it wanted to be a Smartie
    UP UP CRONULLA

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    There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”
    Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

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    I hear there's a new restaurant on the Moon. Reviews say there's great food but no atmosphere.

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