I hear there's a new restaurant on the Moon. Reviews say there's great food but no atmosphere.
I hear there's a new restaurant on the Moon. Reviews say there's great food but no atmosphere.
Why did the man on a bicycle stop peddling up the hill
Because he was “two tired”
How do you make gold soup? Put nine carrots in it.
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man!
"The Decepticons keep bad company - each other!" - Jazz, G2
Opinion - 3.14 = Onion
Onions make people cry. So when you give a person a blunt opinion about themselves, you should first offer them a slice of pie.
Why did the lion get lost?
Because Jungle is Massive
I'll update this when I'm needing help finding particular figures
...Pull my finger...
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Why was 6 sad?
Because 7 8 9.