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    I hear there's a new restaurant on the Moon. Reviews say there's great food but no atmosphere.

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    Why did the man on a bicycle stop peddling up the hill
    Because he was “two tired”

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    How do you make gold soup? Put nine carrots in it.

    What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

    What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

    What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man!
    "The Decepticons keep bad company - each other!" - Jazz, G2

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    Opinion - 3.14 = Onion

    Onions make people cry. So when you give a person a blunt opinion about themselves, you should first offer them a slice of pie.

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    Why did the lion get lost?
    Because Jungle is Massive
    I'll update this when I'm needing help finding particular figures

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    ...Pull my finger...
    Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

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    Why was 6 sad?

    Because 7 8 9.

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